《*Crack* of me and my friends.》Part fIVe
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Continuing~~
1.
Shakinaa: Why does everybody hate Jessica? I think she's cool!
Pei Nee: Well she nearly killed us multiple times.
Chloe: Sh-
Shakinaa: *stabbing Pei Nee with a wooden fork* I nearly killed you. Do you hate me?
Pei Nee: No I-
Chloe: discrimination
Shakinaa: *rapidly stabs everyone with wooden forks*
Pei Nee: Shakinaa sto-
Jessica &Chloe getting stabbed by a fork: let her finish.
2.
Max: I only have one emotion- anger
Jessica: last night you hugged all of us telling us you loved us.
Max: out of anger.
3.
Jessica: It's times like this I listen to what Mama told me..
Siew Hui: Oh? What did she tell you?
Jessica: I dunno. I wasn't paying attention.
4.
Siew Hui: Why do people fight over top or bottom?!?! I would be lucky to just get a bunk bed.
Everyone:....
Jessica: I'm gonna tell her-
Nicole: Don't you fucking dare
5.
Cammy: You need to start reacting when people cry.
Jessica: I do though..
Elaine: let's rephrase that sentence.
Elaine and Cammy: You need to stop rolling your eyes when people cry!
6.
Zachary: I'm actually an expert in identifying birds.
Julie: ok. Then what are those birds over there?
Zachary: Yes,they are indeed birds.
Julie: 🤦♀️
7.
Pei Nee: I panick when people say nice things bout me.
Jessica: You look better today.
Pei Nee: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
8.
Jessica: Penny and I had an argument...
Chloe &Siew Hui: What did you do Jess..
Jessica: Why's it always me first!?
Chloe: Cause your the one who always first..
Jessica: Point taken..
Anyways...
Jessica: Penny said onions are the only fruits that can make you cry... So I threw a watermelon at her.
Chloe:
Siew Hui:
Jessica: pouts* sorry...
9.
Jessica: I have an idea!
Miley: No eating Lynn-jie your on a diet!
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Jessica: I no longer have an idea.
10.
Jessica: Da-jie if any of your friends ever hurt you tell me
Jessica: don't worry I won't hurt them
Jessica: The death will be painless.
Everyone except the responsible ones A.K.A Chloe,Yashini,Siew Hui and Zi Eng: *scared shitless*
Kai Qi: Y-your to small how are you gonna kill someone when you can't even protect yourself?!
Chloe&Yashini: Wrong move sister..
Jessica: I may be small.... But you wanna see how I can pin you to the floor Kai Qi~~
11.
Hui Lin: Dom or Sub?
Siew Hui: Ig dominoes like I don't know why'd you put dominoes and subway in the same category?
12.
Jazlyn: You need to stop doin weird things. Going outside might help
Miley: I went fro a stroll today.
Jazlyn: See? That's great I hope you got something out of that.
Miley: *opens jacket* this duck.
13.
Max: For self-defence reasons I'm gonna act like a burglar and your gonna have to act wisely.
Chloe: I should be acting as the burgler but ok.
Jessica: Cool ig.
Max: give me all your money if you want to live!
Chloe: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Jessica: Bold of you to assume I have money and want to live.
Chloe &Max: JESS NO!
Jessica: Flinches* Sheesh!
14.
Pei Nee: JESS!
Jessica: what?
Pei Nee: You kicked me in your sleep!
Jessica: Who said I was asleep? *Silently smirking*
15.
Max: so what's for lunch?
Jian Hao: Food usually
Max: No I mean what are you having?
Jian Hao: an unwanted conversation.
The girls+me: burst out laughing*
16.
Some random dude/lady: what type of languages can you speak and do you have hidden talents?!
Pei Nee: I speak Eng,A bit of Malay and Chinese. I like to draw and sing?
Siew Hui: i speak Eng,and chinese.bit of Malay. I don't really have any hidden talents
Jessica: I speak Eng, Chinese,Malay,Abit of Japanese and Korean. I like art.
Chloe: I speak Eng,Malay, Chinese and Cantonese. I make good life decisions.
The random person:. That's not a hidden talen-
Jessica: No trust me she's our most important member and one of the reasons why we're still alive.
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