《*Crack* of me and my friends.》Part fIVe

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Continuing~~

1.

Shakinaa: Why does everybody hate Jessica? I think she's cool!

Pei Nee: Well she nearly killed us multiple times.

Chloe: Sh-

Shakinaa: *stabbing Pei Nee with a wooden fork* I nearly killed you. Do you hate me?

Pei Nee: No I-

Chloe: discrimination

Shakinaa: *rapidly stabs everyone with wooden forks*

Pei Nee: Shakinaa sto-

Jessica &Chloe getting stabbed by a fork: let her finish.

2.

Max: I only have one emotion- anger

Jessica: last night you hugged all of us telling us you loved us.

Max: out of anger.

3.

Jessica: It's times like this I listen to what Mama told me..

Siew Hui: Oh? What did she tell you?

Jessica: I dunno. I wasn't paying attention.

4.

Siew Hui: Why do people fight over top or bottom?!?! I would be lucky to just get a bunk bed.

Everyone:....

Jessica: I'm gonna tell her-

Nicole: Don't you fucking dare

5.

Cammy: You need to start reacting when people cry.

Jessica: I do though..

Elaine: let's rephrase that sentence.

Elaine and Cammy: You need to stop rolling your eyes when people cry!

6.

Zachary: I'm actually an expert in identifying birds.

Julie: ok. Then what are those birds over there?

Zachary: Yes,they are indeed birds.

Julie: 🤦‍♀️

7.

Pei Nee: I panick when people say nice things bout me.

Jessica: You look better today.

Pei Nee: HAPPY NEW YEAR!

8.

Jessica: Penny and I had an argument...

Chloe &Siew Hui: What did you do Jess..

Jessica: Why's it always me first!?

Chloe: Cause your the one who always first..

Jessica: Point taken..

Anyways...

Jessica: Penny said onions are the only fruits that can make you cry... So I threw a watermelon at her.

Chloe:

Siew Hui:

Jessica: pouts* sorry...

9.

Jessica: I have an idea!

Miley: No eating Lynn-jie your on a diet!

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Jessica: I no longer have an idea.

10.

Jessica: Da-jie if any of your friends ever hurt you tell me

Jessica: don't worry I won't hurt them

Jessica: The death will be painless.

Everyone except the responsible ones A.K.A Chloe,Yashini,Siew Hui and Zi Eng: *scared shitless*

Kai Qi: Y-your to small how are you gonna kill someone when you can't even protect yourself?!

Chloe&Yashini: Wrong move sister..

Jessica: I may be small.... But you wanna see how I can pin you to the floor Kai Qi~~

11.

Hui Lin: Dom or Sub?

Siew Hui: Ig dominoes like I don't know why'd you put dominoes and subway in the same category?

12.

Jazlyn: You need to stop doin weird things. Going outside might help

Miley: I went fro a stroll today.

Jazlyn: See? That's great I hope you got something out of that.

Miley: *opens jacket* this duck.

13.

Max: For self-defence reasons I'm gonna act like a burglar and your gonna have to act wisely.

Chloe: I should be acting as the burgler but ok.

Jessica: Cool ig.

Max: give me all your money if you want to live!

Chloe: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Jessica: Bold of you to assume I have money and want to live.

Chloe &Max: JESS NO!

Jessica: Flinches* Sheesh!

14.

Pei Nee: JESS!

Jessica: what?

Pei Nee: You kicked me in your sleep!

Jessica: Who said I was asleep? *Silently smirking*

15.

Max: so what's for lunch?

Jian Hao: Food usually

Max: No I mean what are you having?

Jian Hao: an unwanted conversation.

The girls+me: burst out laughing*

16.

Some random dude/lady: what type of languages can you speak and do you have hidden talents?!

Pei Nee: I speak Eng,A bit of Malay and Chinese. I like to draw and sing?

Siew Hui: i speak Eng,and chinese.bit of Malay. I don't really have any hidden talents

Jessica: I speak Eng, Chinese,Malay,Abit of Japanese and Korean. I like art.

Chloe: I speak Eng,Malay, Chinese and Cantonese. I make good life decisions.

The random person:. That's not a hidden talen-

Jessica: No trust me she's our most important member and one of the reasons why we're still alive.

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