《*Crack* of me and my friends.》Part SEX!
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I- What the fuck autocorrect...
I MEAN SIX!
Anyways Les go
1.
Jessica: What's up guys? I'm back!
Pei Nee: you can't be. You left,I literally saw it with my own eyes
Jessica: Left is a social construct
Lol I got that from Mxtx Crack.
2.
Jessica: if I die my funeral is gonna be the biggest party ever held and you all are invited!
Siew Hui: if?
Pei Nee: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to, and she might not even die..
3.
Jee Anne: Kai Qi I'm sad.
Kai Qi:*holds out arms for a hug*: it's gonna be okay.
Siew Hui: Penny I'm sad
Pei Nee: Well mood-
4.
Jessica: Chloe I'm cold
Chloe: Ah,Jess borrow my jacket. Don't get cold
—————————————————––
Cindy&Carly: Max were cold..
Max: Well shit,Not like I can change the weather.
5.
Jessica: You guys are my best friends. I would do anything for y'all. Just name it.
Chloe,Yashini,Zi Eng and Pei Nee: We want you to have a normal sleep schedule and eat three meals a day.
Jessica: Oh fuck no.
6.
Jessica: Don't worry I know what I'm doing, everything's gonna be fine.
Shakinaa,Miley and Jazlyn: How can you say that when your driving like a maniac!?
Jessica: Because sometimes, when things get rough, ...denial is all we have
The trio: ....
7.
Jessica: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Pei Nee: Isn't that just killing people?
Siew Hui: Technically
Jessica: hehe....
8.
Jessica: I can explain!
Chloe standing Infront of the broken door* : can you
Jessica: If you give 50 seconds to think of a lie.
Pei Nee:.....
9.
Hui Lin: change is ineable
Cammy: do you mean inevitable?
Hui Lin spitting out coins*: No I really did not.
10.
Yashini: ok it says here on your résumé that your creative.
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Jessica: yeah
Yashini: may I ask what you create
Chloe: Jess don-
Jessica: problems
Chloe: I give up.
11.
Pei Nee: I'm having a mid life crisis..
Puan Ong: but your 14...
Pei Nee: AND I MIGHT DIE AT 24!!!
12.
Chloe: Why is Jess so sad??
Pei Nee,Siew Hui,Hui Lin and Jazlyn:......
Chloe: Guys... What happened to her?
Pei Nee: Sighs* So she took a few test like which Characters are you...
Siew Hui: And she got-
Jazlyn: Zenitsu
Hui Lin: Mu Qing
Pei Nee: Toga
Siew Hui: And Itadori...
Chloe:......
Pei Nee: she's only satisfied with Itadori and Mu Qing...
Chloe:
13.
Nicole: setting down a card-ace of hearts
Zoey, pulling out an uno card: +2
Julie, pulling out an Pokémon card: Pikachu I choose you!
Zachary: Trembling* what are we playing??
14.
Cop: your receiving a ticket for having 4 people on a motorbike
Max: shit
Jian Hao: wait four?
Cop: yeah
Cindy and Carly: HOLY SHIT JESS FELL OFF!
15.
Jessica: *Taps table gently*
Pei Nee: *taps back*
Miley: what're they doing?
Chloe: Morse code
Jessica: *Aggressively taps table*
Pei Nee: Slams hand on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
THE END!
Lol joking.
Next part coming soon
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