Taehyung was what? A stupid bitch.

Let's set it this way- Jungkook went 18 years of his life thinking he's straight. So is he gong to get defensive and angry when a person makes him feel inferior? Duh.

Not only that, Jungkook went 1 and a half weeks of his life thinking he might just be a little gay. But Sayo-fucking-nara bitches, Jungkook's figured that's just bullshit he contorted in his brain. He's not bisexual, nor gay. He's simply.. horny.

Point being, Jungkook's convinced himself he never really liked Taehyung and never will. Why? Because he's a stupid bitch. And so, so fucking mean.

He doesn't want to be friends with Jungkook? Well fuck him! Jungkook doesn't need his goddamn approval.

(This anger was all a way to subdue how upset he was by Taehyung's words.)

"Taehyung," Jungkook called, rushing up to the older boy, who was talking to Jimin. "Do you think I look pretty?"

Taehyung blinked for a few seconds, seeing Jungkook dressed in a big sweater and tight jeans, and then chuckled. "Yeah Kook, you look good."

"Good? N-not pretty?" Jungkook asked with a pout, talking like a girl from an anime who would have big tits.

Jungkook has metaphorical big tits.

"Of course you're pretty," Taehyung reassured, and Jungkook stepped close to him, playing with his fingers. "Just pretty?" Jungkook squeaked, looking at him shyly.

Taehyung blushed. "Gorgeous, really."

Jungkook giggled, and then kissed Taehyung on the cheek and then rushed off. When Jungkook left, Taehyung melted a little, biting his lip and looking at where Jungkook left off fondly.

Jimin looked at Taehyung with wide eyes. "You fucking drugged him-"

"I did no such thing, Park Jimin. He's just acting weird." Taehyung said, and Jimin gasped. "Is this because he swallowed your white chocolate cum?"

"Shut the fuck up, Jimin. God, why do I tell you things?" Taehyung groaned to himself, and Jimin kicked his foot. "Is it, though?"

"No. Plus, I think that's bullshit. I mean, it's such a weird phenomenon! You cum down someone's throat, and if it tastes sweet, it means you're their-"

"Yeah it sounds like bullshit. Don't say it again, freaked me out the first time." Jimin shuddered, and Taehyung sighed.

He looked at how Jungkook was in the control room now, talking to Namjoon.

"He's cute, isn't he? God, the way he's acting is driving me crazy.. I don't know why it is.. maybe he just feels comfortable around us now to act his true way." Taehyung said softly, and Jimin looked at him.

"You're crushing on him, aren't you?" Jimin gasped, and Taehyung kicked him. "Shut up. By the way, he said he like likes me."

Jimin gasped harder. "What?? And you didn't tell me. Me?? You tell me everything, Kim Taehyung. Every single goddamn thing. The devil works hard but me, Park Jimin, works harder. So next time there's tea I'll be the first one to take the pinkity drinkity sip of that fucking-"

"I didn't understand a single word that just came out of your mouth."

"Me neither. Also, what? He likes you?" Jimin asked, and Taehyung shrugged. "I guess.. I don't know, okay? I'm not crushing on him. He's just.. kinda my type. Right now."

"Your type is boys with bright coloured hair being cute and dumb as shit?? I'm right here-" Jimin said, and Taehyung slapped his arm, and Jimin giggled.

"You're not totally off, though. I'm just.. kinda into boys who are soft, you know? Shy guys who giggle and have sweater paws. That shit makes me bust a nut." Taehyung said, and Jimin grimaced, but then let out a small aw.

"That's.. kinda cute actually, damn." Jimin said, and then the control room door opened, and the boys walked out.

"Let's go lesbians. We have a fun day trip at this planet for sightseeing! Tourism!" Namjoon said, and everyone cheered.

"C'mon, let's get off. This planet has aliens with completely white skin, pink lips, blue eyes, yada yada. Who cares." Jin said, as they climbed down the steps of the spaceship which closed on its own.

They stepped onto the platform, and saw some more ships and people there, probably also here for a day trip.

"Okay, since all 7 of us can't walk around without looking like idiots, let's split up! Jin and Jimin and I will go together, because we're really hungry." Namjoon said, and Jin and Jimin grinned.

"I'll go with Hobi." Yoongi said, and Hoseok patted Yoongi's lower back, smiling as well.

"Taehyungie wanna go together?" Jungkook asked, and Taehyung looked at the younger with a small smile. "Sure, Cherry." Taehyung said, and his breath hitched when Jungkook wrapped their fingers together.

"Great. We meet back here in two hours, okay? Stay with each other, because our tablets aren't working here, so if we get lost, it'll be bad." Namjoon reminded, and everyone nodded, and then they split up.

-

Jungkook and Taehyung giggled, hitting little stuffed teddybears down with a small plastic ray gun which shoot out metal balls. They found themselves in some kind of carnival, and were playing around at the stalls.

"Fuckin' hell, I can't get that one bear down-" Taehyung groaned, and Jungkook laughed.

"Loser! I got all mine down-" Jungkook retorted, and Taehyung turned and hit Jungkook with a metal ball, causing Jungkook to gasp and both of them to start laughing.

"Here." The alien man at the stall said, giving them a weird stuffed toy which was probably some animal from their planet. It looked like a mug.

"Do you want it?" Taehyung asked, holding the stuffed mug in their hands.

"Nope." Jungkook said, and they both began giggling again, and just keep walking.

Jungkook.. was actually kind of having fun. No, stop, Taehyung's mean and doesn't deserve this. Stick to your plan. Jungkook grabbed Taehyung's hand.

"Let's go into the maze-" Jungkook said, and Taehyung looked up at what Jungkook was pointing at. It was a big room with a door in front of it, with a label above it.

"Love Maze?" Taehyung read, and saw Jungkook bite his lip shyly. "Yeah? Sounds cute, no?"

"I guess it does. Sure, let's go." Taehyung said, and then dragged Jungkook to the place. They walked into the maze, and Jungkook gasped.

"Oh it's so cool~" He said, mouth wide, Taehyung agreeing. There were many mirrors, low lighting, hearts dangling from the ceiling.

"Oh god, do we go this way, or that way?" Jungkook asked, and then looked into the mirror hallway. "This one looks like a dead-end.."

Suddenly, Taehyung pulled the younger into that room. Jungkook's eyes widened, and Taehyung pinned him against one of the mirrors. "This one's good for now." Taehyung whispered, and Jungkook blushed a little.

Taehyung leaned forward, and then pressed their lips together. Jungkook threw his hands over Taehyung's shoulders, letting Taehyung dominate the kiss like he did earlier to make it seem like he had the control. Nope.

Taehyung pulled away, and then looked at Jungkook. "I'm so, so sorry for the stuff I said earlier, Kookie. I didn't mean it, not one bit. I didn't.. really get any sleep. I acted dumb. I-I feel really bad.. you don't deserve any of that."

Jungkook hummed, tapping Taehyung's cheek. "Don't worry about it, Tae. I know you didn't mean it."

Taehyung smiled a little, and then leaned forward to kiss him again. "I know you say earlier that you kind of liked me, a-and I'm glad you did, because- I-I guess.. I wouldn't mind us being more than hook-up-buddies either." Taehyung whispered, and Jungkook blinked.

"....Really?"

"Yeah, I really wouldn't mind. It gets kinda lonely sometimes, to sleep alone, y'know? Plus.. I kind of like like you too.." Taehyung blushed as he spoke, and Jungkook gulped.

"Great." Jungkook whispered, and then pressed their lips together again. "Let's get out of this place."

Taehyung nodded, heart feeling a flutter as Jungkook dragged him out of the small dead-end zone, a smile on his face.

They got out of the maze fairly easy, and when they did, Jungkook turned to face Taehyung. "I need the washroom. Can you just wait here for 2 minutes?" Jungkook asked, and Taehyung nodded.

Jungkook rushed off, and Taehyung sighed to himself, and then decided to wait, leaning against a pillar, looking out at the horizon of the city before him.

This planet was rather serene and quiet, everyone seemed calm and peaceful.

Taehyung waited for 2 minutes, and then this girl walked up to him, her eyes big, lips pink. "Hi.. can you help me? My little brother's stuck in that maze.." She said, looking awfully upset.

"Oh- gosh, I'm not really from here.. but sure. I'll try and find him." Taehyung smiled at her.

-

"There he is! Don't go away from your sister again, okay buddy?" Taehyung said, patting the head of the little 4 year old child, who rushed up to his sister, jumping into her arms. She patted his back, scolding him lightly but also looking immensely relieved.

"Thank you so much. I-I don't know how to repay you-"

"Don't worry about it." Taehyung smiled, and then looked outside, saw the sky turned a little darker. "..How much time passed while I was in there?"

"Around half an hour, I think." She said, and Taehyung gulped.

Oh god, he was inside the maze looking for a kid, Jungkook must've thought he left or something. Taehyung left the girl and her brother, and rushed up to where the toilets were.

"Jungkook?? Kookie-" Taehyung called, looking all over, turning around in circles. "Jungkook!"

"Please don't raise your voice, sir." A random alien said, and Taehyung nodded, knowing better than to disrespect the place of other people, especially when he's just there as a tourist.

Taehyung rushed around, trying to look for tufts of dark pink hair, but then found none. He looked around the toilets, didn't find him. He ran outside, all around the carnival, and then finally found something.

The stupid stuffed mug lying on the ground. Oh god. Okay, okay, don't freak out, that could be anyone's! Taehyung was freaking out.

He knew he was supposed to meet the boys at that place 20 minutes ago, so maybe Jungkook just went there. He ran to the spaceship holding center, and then found Namjoon, Jin, Jimin, Yoongi, and Hoseok waiting around there angrily.

"God, there you are! Why'd you take so fucking long? Wait.. where's Jungkook?" Hoseok asked, and Taehyung gulped, scratching his arm fearfully.

"I-I don't know! He-he went to the washroom, a-and then-"

"And what?" Jin snapped, and Taehyung looked stressed. "I-I left for a little while b-because this girl needed my help finding her brother, a-and I couldn't find him." Taehyung mumbled, eyes big in worry, guilt infesting inside of him.

"What?? Oh god.. where could he go? I not for right here?" Jimin asked.

"I-I don't know! I looked everywhere-" Taehyung stammered, and then saw Namjoon looked at him angrily.

"Taehyung, what the fuck is wrong with you? Did I not say not to leave each other??" Namjoon snapped, and Taehyung nodded hastily. "I-I know- I just- I thought h-he'd come back in a few minutes, and-"

"Anything could've happened to him, Tae. You remember what happened on that stupid planet with that King! God, this is why I told you not to-"

"I know! I know, I'm sorry." Taehyung said, and Jin gulped. "What do we do? Should we search for him?"

"How about this.. Yoongi, Hoseok, you two look near here. Jin come with me, let's go talk to the guards of here. And Jimin, stay with Taehyung inside the ship." Namjoon ordered, and Taehyung frowned.

"I can help-"

"You're not going anywhere, we'll have a strong word after this." Namjoon snapped, and Taehyung nodded, gulping nervously.

Jimin pursed his lips, and patted Taehyung's back. "Let's go in. Don't worry, he's probably just wandering around here."

"I-I feel so bad. He must've come back and though I left, a-and-" Taehyung stammered as the two walked up the stairs of the ship.

"Tae, don't stress yourself. It's not your fault. Kind of." Jimin said, and they entered the ship.

Taehyung still looked guilty and like a kicked puppy, so Jimin sighed. "I'll go make you a coffee. Go sit down." Jimin said, and Taehyung nodded, walking over to his rooms.

Taehyung walked over to the bedrooms, and looked at Jungkook's room door, which was closed, and felt even worse. Today started out terribly, became kinda good, and now was shit again. Ugh.

Taehyung reached for Jungkook's door, just opening it for reason unknown, one of his Jupiter instincts acting up. He opened it, and then instantly heard some giggles.

Taehyung frowned, seeing a figure moving beneath the sheets of the bed, and then heard more giggles. Two giggles. Two combined giggled, and two figures moving under the bed, and Taehyung frowned even more.

"Jungkook?"

The bed sheets came down, and Taehyung's eyes widened when he saw Jungkook in the middle of the bed, hair messed up, shirtless, face stained with lipstick marks. Jungkook saw Taehyung, and just blinked. "Oh hey, didn't know you guys were back already."

Taehyung froze, and then saw the two figures he saw moving get up, two girls, with long flowing hair and white skin sat up as well, in their underwear, on either side of Jungkook.

"W-what?" Taehyung let out, and Jungkook smirked.

"Sorry." Jungkook said, tilting his head a little to the side, not looking a bit sorry.

"Guess I'm just a stupid fuckboy, aren't I?"

The girls giggled, and Taehyung just stood there in shock, eyes wide. One of the girls started kissing the side of Jungkook's neck, while the other felt up his bicep. Jungkook pressed his tongue against the side of his cheek, looking right at Taehyung.

"You gonna keep looking, or..?"

Jungkook snapped, and Taehyung just scoffed, and then turned around, slamming Jungkook's door shut.

Jimin walked out of the kitchen, holding two cups of coffee. "Everything okay?"

Taehyung stormed out of there, walking down the hallway and opening the spaceship door, walking down the steps. "He's right here," Taehyung snapped loudly, catching Jin and Namjoon's attention, who were talking to some guard.

Taehyung turned back around, and then saw Jimin standing there, and saw the pink haired boy gulp, eyes big in confusion. "...Why is he with two girls-"

"I don't know." Taehyung grumbled, and then stormed into the control room. "I don't care."

The others walked onto the ship, and watched two girls now dressed normally talking to each other in their alien language, waving at the boys while walking out of the ship. Namjoon frowned.

Jungkook walked down the hallway, in his boxers and a shirt, raking his hand through his hair, yawning.

"Were you...? Oh my fucking god," Yoongi said in annoyance, and Namjoon looked at Jungkook for a few seconds, and then clapped his hands together.

"Meeting in the control room. Right now." Namjoon snapped, and then walked into the control room, others following in. Jungkook rolled his eyes and walked in as well.

Taehyung looked at how Jungkook walked in, steps staggered, and then slumped against the wall, looking cocky and indignant. Taehyung was looking at him, his eyes turned dark grey now, Jimin standing beside him, sipping his coffee silently. Jungkook just snickered to himself.

This was bad.