It's Christmas eve and you, GF, and BF were going to the mall.

BF was wearing a red parka, light blue pants, and brown snow boots.

While GF wears a sleeveless red dress with a fluffy white collar, red gloves with white cuffs, white thigh-high stockings with small red bows, and yellow bell earrings.

Hello, Funkin' County Mall Shoppers! We hope you're having a jolly evening here in the—

Yeah, yeah. Welcome to The Mall, thank you for bringin' your funkin' kids. Can't wait to clean up after 'em.

We were outside, walking in.

Your mom's somethin' else.

Be nice! It's not their fault you lost your other job.

Oh no, don't worry. I most definitely did not want that shit.

I just feel like you needa remember this is a happy time for everybody. Even if you gotta fake it, it'll be worth it when you make other people happy!

Maaan, FUNK other people. I love being a hateful motherfunker! Whatever though. I guess it ain't too bad.

My balls ain't even blue and they hurt.

They laughed, you stifle one and we head inside.

Only thing that could make today worse is that blue and (H/C) haired kids showing up—

Ethan gets pissed off after seeing us in one of the cameras.

Is it just me or is the camera looking at us funny?

You have got to be shitting me. BRO.

What am I gettin' for you first, boo?

I know what I'm doing.

You transformed into Arctiguana

As his name suggests, Arctiguana's appearance somewhat resembles an iguana. He is a cold-blooded alien whose blood is literally very cold. Arctiguana clothes go all the way up to his head and his chest is completely covered up with a red underbelly shell. He has four pointed fins instead of three and the black stripes on his face do not go through his mouth anymore, as they now go around his mouth. The spikes on his face are now on his chin and his gills are no longer visible. The claws on his front feet are pointier and less dexterous, and he now has two claws on each of his back feet. He wears the Ultimatrix symbol on his chest.

and made a few ice sculptures for the kids.

Free ice sculptures, who wants 'em?

YOU TWO aren't getting me anything yet. I should treat you two this time around. I'm thinking of getting you both a new coat... This one's a bit yikes!

HUH?! WHAT'D'I—DO?

Nah mine already has absolute drip.

Have you not seen the trim around the hood? What poor animal did they kill for that?

Sheep at best, cows at worst?

Ay well y'know what? He died for the greater good. Lil homie added to the drip! OH, OH, BABE, CAN WE GO VISIT SANTA PLEEEASE?!

You're like a toddler sometimes.

I'M DOWN LET'S GO!!

You then transform back and follow them.

Girlfriend and Boyfriend are shocked to see Daddy Dearest and Mommy Mearest on Santa's chair.

Daddy Dearest wears a green version of his suit jacket and pants. He sits on the mall Santa's throne, with Mommy Mearest on his lap. She wears a Santa Claus outfit with a plunging neckline, a black belt with a golden buckle, white fur-lined knee-high heel boots, and golden hoop earrings. Daddy Dearest wields a handgun in his right hand, holding the poor mall Santa at the gunpoint while holding his wife around the waist with his left hand.

...

I was not expecting that... But I was expecting not to expect something, so it doesn't count.

Goddamn, on the holidays, man?!

Y'all can't leave us alone for the funkin' HOLIDAYS??

You know we can't do that, boh.

Your initiations MIGHT be over... BUT, we like messin' with you boys! It's hilarious how you can do little to stop us, too!

So... want me to spill any beans?

(Y/N), what did mom do while you two were away.

On second thought.

Hey, is that why you weren't in the house for a couple'a weeks?

Come on bruh, we just wanted to talk with Santa. What he even do to y'all?

Mommy and I took a correct guess at your maturity and figured you'd want to see Santa... SO, we prepared for your arrival. Now Santy Claus's at the end of a gun barrel!

Yeah... okay.

You just look away from that conversation.

Hey, Sky! Down here.

No, not her!

Ah, shit!

Sky looks away annoyed that GF still had what she thought was her soulmate.

Anyway I'm guessing you guys wanna rap battle BF for Santa's life?

RAP battle? Hon, did you forget what time 'a year it is?

It's... Christmas?

We jus' carolin', ain't that right, babyblue?

I don't know how I feel about pet names after the last time, ma'am.

Famm at least you didn't have to deal with that.

Other than that, YEAH! Let's have a damn good Christmas then!

No gimmicks this time around, Boyfriend! Let's show you how the Dearests bond on Christmas.

... This is not how we bond on Christmas. Let alone ANY time of the year.

Well, at least be grateful you still have a family to spend Christmas with. I don't even know where mine are.

GF looks away.

S-sorry... n-nothing against you.

You look down in shame.

Awww look at us, ain't we just one big, happy, discombobulated family?

All aborbs and shit! Now let me talk to Santa!

You're not tryna spend some more time with us? I think this is a wonderful bonding experience.

At the expense of others! Just look at what you're doing to poor Santa. By the way, what makes you guys think I'm all jolly with you two now?

At this point, I think you have some underlying reason for attacking my boyfriend and (Y/N). You either want them dead or want them working for you, huh?!

You're too young to understand, hon'.

They've got powers that no man on Earth could ever hope to possess.

THE FUNK YOU MEAN? WE'VE JUST BE RAPPIN' N' SINGIN' N' SHIT!

That's the problem, bro. ALL we do is rap and sing.

Yet, for some reason, it's so entrancing. You both don't even know the weight of your powers.

... I... don't know if it's that deep.

Whether you wanna believe it or not, you have, and will continue to, harm innocents. What's worse is that you'll never understand 'til it's too late. But hey, that's fine suga. Keep that blissful ignorance. I adore it.

Wait, wait, wait until it's too late for what exactly?

Speaking of blissful, why don't we go back to our family bonding, eh Boh, (Y/N)?

Ugh... I hate it when people dodge the question.

AYO PICO, NENE COME SEE THIS! Santa's finna get shot!

Wait... Pico?

Pico?! Aren't you s'posed to be in a pocket dimension or somethin'?

You then randomly transform into Lodestar.

Lodestar has a magnetically floating metal head surrounded by a glowing red aura and levitates in an arch between his shoulders. He has crab-like claws for hands and his body is mainly reddish-black with red feet, hands, shoulders, and chest. His body is also made of living alien metal. Lodestar has a red eyebrow-like crest on his forehead. His head is skull-shaped with has lines beneath his mouth. The red from his feet go up to his thighs, and the red stripes by his chest are shorter.

Must help protect the Nene. And don't you dare try the bullet trick either.

I'm not a pet, dumbasses. I can still enjoy a Christmas evenin' at the mall. Now let's go peep this function, Nene!

Funk an escalator! I could just fall faster.

A reddish green magnetic field makes her stay afloat.

What did I say about those suicidal thoughts dammit!

That's another one for the counter.

No, you're not allowed to count how many times I've saved her. Oh, by the way...

You lower her down to the ground transformed back and went up to the mall Santa and pull his beard straight of.

This is a sucky ass costume.

You put on the hat and beard.

I am the Santa now bitch.

Hey, I'm getting paid to do this shit you know.

Cool, noice, suck my ass. See if I give a funk.

You grabbed a microphone.

Hello children and parents alike.

The crowd of kids laughed as 'Santa' was giving an announcement.

Do you all want to hear Santa sing?

A roar of 'yes' came through the crowd.

After which all of you get to ask Santa for your gifts for Christmas.

You tossed the microphone into the air and whisper to Daddy Dearest.

Aight, Mr. Dearest, gimme somethin' more fast-paced this time! Last one was a sleeper even for me.

You then gracefully catch it again.

No problem, boh. Let's speed things up!

The light flickers for a second and then goes out.

HUH... The lights went out. Odd.

Ayo GF, I think your lights used up some of the mall's electricity, haha......

GF...?

This ain't funny.

The shopping center becomes largely abandoned and dimly lit in a red glow.

The Christmas tree is now decorated with intestines, covered in blood, and has a decapitated head in place of the star, one that eerily resembles Girlfriend but with a shadowed face, red facial features, and blood around the eyes and mouth.

The snow is tinted pink. Large amounts of bloodstain the solid railing of the second floor, and the bottom of the escalators seem to be covered in something organic and flesh-like.

...

You enjoying the decorations, buds?

...

Come on, talk to me guys! You two don't know how hard it was to kill that girl. She put up quite a fight. Too bad she wasn't able to stick around!

Why... funking why!?

What did we ever do to you?

Funk that, what did SHE do to you?

Your eyes glows a demonic crimson red with a hint of (F/C).

Nothin' to me. You two were just in the wrong relationship at the wrong time.

You...

He started tearing up.

It's 'kay... It's 'kay. We'll get through this.

Your heart just melted while looking at her headless body still bopping on the speakers.

Motherfunker I'm done with the Christmas spirit and most of all I'm done with you. Hit me with your best motherfunker.

Boys!? BOYS, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? SPEAK TO ME!

I-I didn't want this to happen but uh... It makes our job a lot easier!

You put your hands over the Ultimatrix and transform into Rath.

Rath is about nine feet tall. He resembles a white and pale pink bipedal tiger with one black claw coming out of each wrist and no tail. He is also muscular and has red eyes and pale pink stripes on his shoulders, head, legs, and upper body as well as a white jaw, neck, chest, stomach, hands, and feet. The Ultimatrix is located in the center of his chest.

LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN' YOU LEMON HEADED BITCH! NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE RIP'S OPEN HER HEAD OFF AND GET'S AWAY WITH IT!

You started lunging at the demon but to no avail.

Hhh... !!

Funk.

Oh my god, thank goodness. It happened again... I'm sorry, are you both okay—

You, who had transformed back, and BF hug GF with several layers of tears in our eyes.

You don't know how happy I am to see a demon in my entire life.

She was surprised but she didn't refuse the hug.

What's going on?? The lights weren't off for that long boys.

We saw him again... that monster!!

He, he cut your head off and it was on top of the Christmas tree!

We were so scared you were gone. We missed you, I felt so weak that I couldn't do anything!

Even if I don't like you in that way. My heart was on the brink of exploding. I've never lost anyone in my life, other than my parents but since I've never seen them, I don't have that much of an emotional connection to them.

Boys... nothing can kill me. Not even you two.

Alien X would like to have a word.

She get's a scared look