《random Dave and Bambi incorrect quotes and other stuff (I guess) (+12)》incorrect quotes 3
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Dave: Bambi, keep an eye on Tristan today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Bambi: Sure, I’d love to see Tristan get punched.
Dave: Try again.
Bambi, sighing: I will stop Tristan from getting punched.
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