《random Dave and Bambi incorrect quotes and other stuff (I guess) (+12)》incorrect quotes 2
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*Dave and Bambi skipping stones on lake*
Dave: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Bambi, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
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