《Two Wastes of Space- J.C》Naomi for Student President
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(𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙)
We were all in the common room when Doug announced that elections for Student-president were coming up. During my free period, I was walking down the hallway, when I saw Naomi outside of Doug's office.
"Nomes, what are you doing?" I said.
"Shhh, come here," Naomi grabbed my hand, and we looked out the window. What was Cook doing in there?
"Why the fuck is Cook running for President?"
"He said he wanted to bone me, and I said he'd have a better chance of winning the vote for student president. But he took my challenge seriously," Naomi said.
I rolled my eyes but then realized someone was coming, "Move."
It was too late, and we both fell to the floor as the door opened, only to reveal the other candidate.
"Ew. Stupid girls," he said.
"Hey! Fuck off, you fucking pencil," I said, earning a laugh from Naomi. Shortly after, Cook left the room and laughed when he saw us both on the floor. I then waited outside until she finished signing up.
"Let's go to lunch. I want some fucking chips," Naomi said.
"Ugh, you and me both," I said.
Naomi and I got food and sat down in the common room when Cook snuck up on me from behind and wrapped his arm around my shoulder.
"Ooh nice, chips," Cook said, grabbing one of them from me. It was almost as if he completely forgot I called him a piece of shit to his face the other day.
"Hey!"
"You know, if I'm student president, then you're getting me food whenever I want for the rest of the year."
I chuckled at his demand.
"Sadly, that won't be happening because Naomi is gonna kick your ass," I said.
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"Really? And what makes you think that?"
"Because Naomi has two things that you severely lack. Common sense and logic," I said.
"You just gotta give the students what they want. That's the secret," Cook said.
"And that's what? Permission to fuck each other in the hallways?" I chuckled.
"No. But that would be a fucking great idea," he laughed.
"Pig."
I wanted Naomi to win because she deserves it, and also because something in me didn't want them to hook up. Although it was extremely knackering to know him, it was addictive as well. It would even get to the point where I went out of my way to see him in the halls.
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