《Dave And Bambi ¦ Best Friends..? (DISCONTINUED)》~Tristan's Joke~
Advertisement
My book is getting a lot of reading.- that's cool yessssssssssss
Nvm let's write 💀
Tristan was so bored, he had the idea to joke with his father and bambi...
Tristan made ice and put it on the bedroom door and was waiting for Dave and Bambi.
Dave: It's so cold outside, let's go home and change our clothes
Bambi: yeah.. Let's get this corn and go home and cook it.
Dave: Okay.
*time skip - - - - > arrived home*
Bambi: I'm cold..
Dave: Let's wear thick things, put the corn in the kitchen, come to the bedroom with me.
*Dave gets up in his chair and goes into the room and waits for Bambi at the door*
Bambi: I'm here, let's go in.
Dave: oka- AHHH-
Bambi: DAV- WAHHHH
Bambi falls on dave and they come face-to-face
Bambi: holy geo-...you're s-so beautiful.. When i look closely
Dave: y-youre too..
Bambi: Hang on... What are we saying!?
Dave: i-i don't k-know!!
*Bambi stands up*
Bambi: *Reaches out his hand*
Dave: *He grabs Bambi's hand and stands up*
Dave: t-thanks-
Bambi: Apology for what just happened-
Dave: its fin-
Tristan: ohhh~ dad? I'm going to have a new dad? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dave: Tristan! This is your joke!?
Tristan: yessssszszsz
Dave: you're grounded 882736282873635283929261539917302726353 days!
Bambi: uh- Let's change our c-clothes
Tristan: waaa I'm going to the living room.
Dave: take this clothes
Bambi: okayy
*After changing, they go to the kitchen*
Bambi: We can eat the corn. It's cooked rn
Dave: Okay, put it on the plate and let's play truth or dare
Tristan: can i play tooo plss~
Dave: no
Tristan: yes
Dave: no
Tristan: yes
Dave: no
Tristan: no
Dave: yes I MEAN N- FINEEEE
Tristan: yeeeeyyy finally i can play toooo!!
--------------------------------------------------------------
Another part having a little Kiss scene mwaaah😏💀
Okay im done bye guys-
🤩✌️
Advertisement
- In Serial946 Chapters
Zhan Long
Li Xiao Yao left S.W.A.T to become an ordinary security guard. While working, he happened to enter the VIP room and found Lin Wang Er still in the middle of changing. As revenge, she took him on a ride and kicked him out of the car. After hours of walking, Li Xiao Yao finally managed to get back home just to be kicked out of the house. He then got an offer from his previous supervisor to become the bodyguard of the Tian Xi group CEO’s daughter both in game and in reality. But unknown to Li Xiao Yao the girl was actually…
8 3992 - In Serial47 Chapters
Nero, My Existence is Perfect
Nero begins his new life in a different world, in a body that does not belong to him. Along with a system he still needs to learn and understand it.
8 874 - In Serial52 Chapters
The S.T.U.D.Y. -Sucks To Ultimately Die Young-
Dear reader, This story starts in 2035, on a planet Earth that was turned into a well managed utopia by the Knowledgeable, Marc Russel decided to accept The Offer. A unique chance to discover strange and wonderful worlds. This is Marc’s tale of what he lived in the S.T.U.D.Y., of how he faced it and how it changed him. A glimpse in the head of a man who wasn’t quite ready to be thrown in at the deep end. But we're getting ahead of ourselves, let’s just... get comfortable, settle in an armchair, pick up a cup of tea or something, and see things as they come, shall we? ~x~x~x~ I’m Marc. The sun is rising, the date is February twelfth, of 2035, and today, I’m entering the Study. ********* Author's note ********* Cover credits : MavvoZ, a talented artist from Italy on Reddit. I will make sure to give this story an ending and not drop it into an indefinite hiatus. Well life happened and that's a fkin lie. Hopefully will get my shit together at some point... I'm very open to any feedback, I will take it into account so let me know what you think ! I do read every single comment even if I don't always answer, it's super satisfying to see readers engaged in the story. Most importantly of all, I hope you enjoy the story!
8 176 - In Serial14 Chapters
The Evil God is forced to become a Sidekick?
Fauros, one of the trillions of gods that inhabited the cosmos, and the only one that almost managed to reach true omnipotence, was cornered and betrayed by everyone he once considered an ally, his greed, and thirst for power made even the most vicious of gods to become part of the alliance to exterminate him. In every meaning, the entire cosmos united in order to stop him from reaching ultimate power, and unfortunately for Fauros, they succeeded.Fauros felt his own body crumbling apart as his existence dissipated into cosmic dust. However, right as he was about to disappear for once and for all, the voice of something or someone called out to him and bound a strange rule on his shattered soul [Your soul shall be of use for me... Not every day do you find a disappearing almost-omnipotent god ready to serve you] "Who's gonna serve you motherfucker? Come here and I will rip out your **** before then I ***** into your disgusting *****" ... Fauros wasn't exactly very well mannered... ... [Look at your tongue, even on the verge of disappearing you keep badmouthing everything in existence... -*Sigh*- Either way, I will now send you towards your new mission] "What new mission you fuck, give me my body back so that I can kick that ugly face of yours" [Make sure to make lots of good friends down there!] "Hah?" Thus, the evil god that once desired to control everything in existence was sent like that towards a very small planet in the middle of nowhere so that he could become... ... ...The sidekick of a Gary Stu in real life... °°°°°° The MC will be the Evil God by the way, just in case someone got confused. Just had this idea, just testing how does it look for now... Maybe I will continue it if I like it.I will also add more tags when I'm done planning completely the novel.
8 171 - In Serial49 Chapters
Today a Millionaire, Tomorrow a Maid {COMPLETED}
This story is under major editing, a spin-off is to be published soon, please follow me to stay updated if you enjoy reading my stories:) ~*~*~*SYNOPSIS: expect the unexpected they say, well Adriana Lockwood surely wasn't expecting to go from being a millionaire living with her mom doing nothing, to working for a billionaire as a maid. and he's not just any billionaire, his reputation precedes him, as he is known for being ruthless, egotistical, mysterious, and heartless but oh so full of charm and charisma. Today a millionaire, Tomorrow a maid ©~*~*~*Highest Rankings: #13 New Adult
8 142 - In Serial12 Chapters
The Warrior on the Bridge
This is a story about the Warrior who was ordered to guard the kingdom's one and only bridge. The kingdom is surrounded by mountains so that bridge is the only way you get inside the kingdom. The mountains magically prevents flying monsters and dragon riders from flying over it which was a blessing to the kingdom. The kingdom was impregnable but one day... The king went out on a campaign. He took everyone except the Warrior on the Bridge. The king never came back. A lot of people and monsters came to attack the kingdom but the Warrior stood firm for years. Will he still be able to guard the bridge on his own? Or can he accept the help of others to protect his beloved kingdom?
8 131

