The harsh light of the morning sky slowly seeps through the cracks in the blinds, assaulting your eyes ferociously. You attempt to turn to your left and check your alarm clock, but something, or someone has you in an iron-like grip. Moving your head to the best of your ability, you spot Petra in the adjacent spot next to you, clinging to your body like her life depended on it. The gargoyle looked peaceful in her slumber, and the sight was enough to make you blush. Freeing you left arm, you move a loose bit of her hair and tuck it behind her ear.

(Y/N): "Heh, cute."

Before you could even react a loud and annoying-like scream echoed through the room.

Kat: "Heyyyyyy, no fair! You said we weren't allowed to sleep with you on Friday's."

You knew that irritating voice anywhere, and it could only mean one thing. Trouble.

(Y/N): "Hey Kat, calm dow-"

Kat: "Wait until I tell the others!"

Oh god no.

Prying Petra's arms from around your torso you shoot out of the bed, catching you leg on the corner of the frame and face planting onto the hardwood floor. In your moment of clumsiness, Kat bolts from the room with lightning fast speed and to what you could only assume was your doom.

Getting to your feet you sprint after her into the hallway, only to find no one.

(Y/N): "Well, shit."

Itching the back of your head, you start entertaining the idea of running away. I mean how hard could it be to obtain a new identity?

(Y/N): "Welp, time to pac-"

Monic: "Would you like me to take out the trash, master?"

Turning around in place you notice Monic stood on the opposite side of the hallway, with one of her tentacles suspending Kat in midair by her ankle.

Yes! Eldritch maid FTW!

You clasp your hands together and drop to your knees.

(Y/N): "Monic, I am forever in your debt"

You slowly notice a blush creep onto the maids cheeks as she becomes flustered, avoiding your gaze and twiddling her thumbs.

Monic: "I- I- uh- well- it was nothing, r-really."

You shoot Monic another smile and approach Kat.

(Y/N): "First of all, I didn't let her sleep with me, I went to bed ALONE last night"

You prod her cheek, which she'd puffed out in her anger.

(Y/N): "And secondly, no-one likes a snitch."

Kat: "Hey! I'm not a snitch!"

(Y/N): "Oh really? What was it you said before leaving my room, something along the lines of 'wait until I tell the others', hmm?"

The catgirl suddenly stopped talking, looking lost in thought, before her lips curled upwards into a rather mischievous looking smile.

Kat: "Okay, I'll make you a deal. You have to spend an entire day with me AND make me dinner and I promise I won't tell the others about what I saw."

Monic: "That seems rather excessive master"

(Y/N): "We could always just dunk in her in the pool"

Monic: "Or lock her in Luci's room"

Kat: "HEY! I am still here you know!"

(Y/N): "Unfortunately. Eh whatever, I'll entertain you for a day sure. Next Thursday, take it or leave it."

Kat: "DEAL"

*

Monic suddenly drops her, causing her to impact with the hardwood floor, just like you had.

As soon as this happens, multiple doors swing open in the hallway. The first one to emerge was a rather tired-looking witch.

Scathach: "What's with all the racket? Some of us are trying to sleep you know!"

The second was an angry looking hellhound. She doesn't even bother to say anything, preferring to just growl and slam her door shut again.

(Y/N): "Dramatic"

As soon as you utter these words a murderous aura fills the hallway.

Apophis: "If you wake me again you better start running."

You gulp and turn around to face her, shooting her a meek smile.

(Y/N): "Message received, you can go back to sleep now."

Apophis: "And you're coming with me."

Her tail instantly coils around your leg and yanks you onto your back. She then starts to slither back into her room, with you in tow. As you reach the doorway, you grab onto it with dear life.

Apophis: "Let go, "

(Y/N): "How about YOU let go! You can't just kidnap me!"

Apophis: "Don't be silly, if I wanted to kidnap you no-one would know about it."

(Y/N): "Monic, a little bit of help here!"

The maid slowly begins to stroll over to you, before knocking Apophis out with one of her tentacles and laying her back onto her bed.

(Y/N): "I think my life just flashed before my eyes"

As you lay on the ground in a daze, Monic lifts you up and you hug her.

(Y/N): "Twice in one day? I might have to spend a day with you instead"

You turn around and head back to your room, leaving the maid in the hallway, emotionless.

Kat: "I think you broke Monic..."

Without saying a word she shoots off down the hallway and into her own room, slamming the door shut and locking it.