Kat: "(Y/N)! Hurry up with the popcorn!"

Apophis: "And don't forget the chocolate!"

Scathach: "Or the wine!"

Petra: "Or the candy!"

Luci: "Or the chips!"

(Y/N): "DO I LOOK LIKE I WORK AT UBER EATS?"

There you were, in the kitchen on such a rainy night, trying to balance yourself due to all the snacks you had balanced unevenly on top of each other, all it would take is one wrong step and-

(Y/N): "ACK!"

Stepping on something small and rubbery, you're immediately sent sprawling across the ground. You'd expected to hear the smashing of a bottle or the crinkling of wrappers on the hard wooden floor... but nothing. Upon glancing back you see Monic using 2 of her tentacles to secure the snacks with ease.

(Y/N): "Oh praise the lord. Thought I'd have to go all the way back and restock"

Monic: "Maybe next time you shouldn't overburden yourself and balance about fifty things on top of each other. You're not a clown at the circus, master"

(Y/N): "I may not work at the circus, but I am a clown for letting those demons convince me to deliver food to their laps"

Looking back again you meet her gaze, if only for a short while before one of her tentacles snakes across the ground and yanks you upright, most likely giving you major whiplash.

(Y/N): "Much obliged. Now let's go and tend to those she-devils"

Kat: "What's taking so long!!"

(Y/N): "Your order! I have enough food here to feed the 5000."

Manoeuvring your way throughout the hallway towards the living room, something out the window catches your eye. The skyline of the city in the distance. It reminds you of when you used to live here alone, before you found Luci almost two years ago now. It gave you a weird feeling, a melancholic one at that. You were grateful that you had these girls in your life, even if they did drain your sanity.

Monic: "Master, are you sure you didn't hit your head?"

You're snapped out of your thoughts by the eldritch maid.

(Y/N): "Hm? Oh, I'm fine. Just lost in thought"

After a brief moment of silence you finally reach the living room. Coming around the side of the sofa you notice how all the girls had taken up the couches. Walking over to Monic you reach for the bag of popcorn before throwing it at Kat, hitting her on the back of the head.

(Y/N): "Next time, you get your own snacks."

Kat: "Hmph, alright Mr Grumpy Pants..."

Squeezing between the girls you get to the remote, before turning around and looking at the girls.

(Y/N): "Oh my, what a shame. There's no space left. Looks like I'll have to sit on the floor!"

Apophis: "Nope"

She latches her tail around your waist and rips you backwards. Unable to catch your footing you fall right into the couch, in between Apophis and Monic.

Great. One is a yandere that is outright about her feelings for you, and the other is a yandere that calls you master. What could go wrong? One is batshit insane, and the other is a sociopath.

(Y/N): "Not like I have much of a choice, huh. Did you at least pick a movie to watch whilst I was collecting food for you?"

Scathach: "I say we watch Harry Potter!"

Of course the Witch says that.

Luci: "Absolutely not. Last time we let you pick a film it was Titanic, and just so happens to be the worst 3 hours of my life"

She fake gags which causes Kat to laugh, and Scathach to throw a ball of magic at her, causing her bag of chips to hit her in the face.

Kat: "How about we watch that new movie called Cats!"

Upon saying this the entire room falls silent. Glancing around she saw the deadpan look everyone in the room was giving her.

Kat: "Guess not then, you guys are no fun!"

Petra: "That or we just don't want to watch one of the worst rated movies ever to exist"

Having reached the end of your tether you snatch the remote back and start flicking through films.

(Y/N): "Fucking hell I'll pick a movie if you're all going to make a big deal out of it."

Landing on a movie that was satisfactory, you decide to put on Baby Driver. Let's just hope it doesn't give the girls any ideas.

Around 10 minutes in you felt a soft sensation on your shoulder, and upon closer inspection, it would appear that Monic is resting her head on your arm. This garnered a chuckle for you and you wrapped your arm around her softly.

Or at least you would of if Apophis hadn't of constricted her tail, making it feel like she would snap you in half at any moment. Looking over to your other side you noticed that she was staring dead into you eyes.

(Y/N): "Point proven"

You just layed back and watched the rest of the movie with the girls, but you couldn't help but wonder.

What were the girls doing when you went to get snacks?

Plotting.