《c r a c k (BNHA chat fic) |Under New Ownership|》4 Am MeMeS
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⚡: me when Aizawa expelled M*neta
⚡:
🐰: bro same
🐰: here's a mood
🐰:
⚡: u gud bro
🐰: never have been bro
🐰:
⚡: big oof
📚: it's four am go to sleep
🐰: sleep? Who's she? Never heard of her.
📚: wHY AREN'T YOU SLEEPING
🐰: "Real friends never leave their bro hanging alone whit memes"
⚡: 😔✊
📚: whatever
📚 has left the chat
🐰: bro you know what I just realized
⚡: what bro
🐰: if you go to bed at 4 am, it's 'unhealthy' but if you wake up at 4 am it's 'productive'
⚡: that's stupid
🐰: ikr
🐰: wanna play Minecraft?
⚡: HECK YEAH
👨👧👦: Don't you two have school tomorrow? Please try to rest.
🐰: only if you kill me in my sleep, dadio
👨👧👦: Please never call me that again...
👨👧👦: And I will not kill you in your sleep.
🐰: kill me while i'm awake?
👨👧👦: No
🐰: Guess I'll live ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
⚡: let's play Minecraft
🐰: Woo!
They fell asleep in class and got detention.
But hey, they DID get two diamonds.
Totally productive.
This chapter is dedicated to (that quote is theirs too)
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