《c r a c k (BNHA chat fic) |Under New Ownership|》ShItPosTiNg
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🐰: Sleeping is like death but better.
🐰: ur not dead but ur also not awake
⚡: Death without commitment
👽: an open relationship with death
⭐: death with benefits
🐰: FUCK EMOTIONAL STABILITY! WE HAVIN MENTAL BREAKDOWNS EVERYDAY
📚: Some would say an everyday breakdown is a form of consistency, which is to say, stability.
🐰:
🐰: good news guys i'm emotionally stable
💥: FUCK YOU DEKU!!!!
🐰: you come into MY Chili's, BARBEQUE SAUCE ON YOUR TIDDIES, and disrespect MY valentino white bag? fuck, i can't believe you've done this. you're disrespecting a FUTURE US army soldier- i think i know more about American girl dolls than you, weather boy. ive got the power of god AND anime on my side!!!
⚡: Don't claim to know pain if you haven't read that text
⚡: can we get a f in the chat for my man?
💥 has left the chat
⚡: Head, shoulders, bees and toes
📚: BEES?
⭐: and toes
🐰: (bees and toes)
⚡: Eyes and ears and mouth and noes
⚡: head
⭐: shoulders
🐰: bees and toes
🐰: I like that, at some point, a human looked at a sheep and said "oh that looks warm. Wish I could be that warm" and stole all its hair
⚡: Wig
: Country gnomes~
🐰: Take my bones~
⚡: To a place~
⚡: They don't belong~
⭐: WeSt ViRgiNiA
~Now, Denki Kaminari as our overlord... PUKICHO~
⚡: remember to drink water babes
🐰: no.
⚡: then become the dirt i walk on
⚡: I saw a spider in my room today so I fumigated the whole place. It smells like peppermint and bug spray in here, my mouth is numb but I know that spider ain't doing much better.
🐰: I have a spider in my room.
🐰: His name is Lewis.
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⚡: You coexist with them, you are like an angel- beautiful and kind- and here I am, ready to die if it means I canny see those leggy coonts again
⚡: if you kill me, my teeth only have a 2% drop rate
📚: what
⚡: Good luck
📚: What's your bedtime? :)
⚡: Whenever I next collapse is purely up to the gods
⚡: For my next stunt, I'll wake up at 5AM on a day I can sleep in
📚: Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise!
⚡: Early to bed and early to rise makes me a massive BITCH
⚡: They won't let me anywhere near Antarctica because they know I love chomping on big chunks of ice
🐰: Where are all the icebergs?
⚡: IN MY FUCKIN MOUTH BABY!
⚡: people with Ochako icons are trust worthy
⭐: GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD #
Enjoy this FUCKING MESS
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