this is one of those states that i said were 'boring' lmao. he's so boring that i made it his personality.

Arkansas:

- basic southern white guy.

- there really isn't much to say ab him he basically has no personality.

- gets mad at people for pronouncing his name 'are-kansas'

- except he doesn't know that it's a joke. he genuinely believes everyone just doesn't know how to say his name

- yeahh not the brightest of the bunch

- very dense; doesn't understand humor, sarcasm, or flirting

- i don't wanna say it but i feel like he'd be homophobic (and definitely transphobic)

- the definition of 'oMg ThEy'Re gOnNa FoRcE uS aLL tO be GAY.'

- is friends with alabama, mississippi, oklahoma, and texas

- is very scared of tornadoes, despite them happening all the time.

- has taken up crocheting as a hobby and california forces him to make her those trendy crochet bags and tank tops (she pays him so he can't really refuse🤷‍♀️)

- also likes baking cute lil pastries

- is a grandma deep down at heart

- but tries to tell everyone he's the most manly man that could ever man

- the butt of everyone's jokes

*i personally apologize to any arkansans lmao