facts & info on

✨the Golden State✨

California:

- your stereotypical blonde bimbo

- is very vain and takes pride in her image

- boasts and brags about everything (to spite texas and nevada)

- bisexual (but leans more towards the ladies, texas is sad)

- surfer girl. (would marry brian wilson on the spot)

- goes surfing with hawai'i!

- also just loves the beach in general

- definitely a pinterest girl when it comes to style

- loves nature; her & the west coast trio love to go on hikes through the cascades

- her & florida have a rivalry over who has better oranges.

- they have an annual competition to see who can grow the best home-grown oranges 🍊

- is vegan & if she wasn't a state she'd def be livin that hippie vegan van life✌️

- actually used to own a minivan from the 70s and she would drive everywhere in it.

- has acted in movies and productions before (+ modeling) (but obviously in a non recognizable human disguise)

- random, but she loves giving people guided tours around her big cities/landmarks! (she just likes to talk abt herself lmao)

- self-centered

*the cascades are the mountain range that stretch from southern british colombia through washington & oregon all the way to northern california!

*when and if i make my official countryhuman headcanons book, i'll make sure to explain in detail about how the countries and states use disguises when in the human realm!

love to californians😙🥰💜