《statehumans headcanons !! [OUTDATED]》nicknames🌵
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all of the states give each other some wack ass nicknames lol (to annoy each other) (also bc saying someone's full name is for chumps)
*also! a lot of these nicknames come from the actual states nickname
Alabama: al, ala, bama,
Alaska: ak, ala, bear (by hawaii),
Arizona: ari, zee, zona, zonie, ze-ze,
Arkansas: ark, arkie, kan-saw, ark-kansas,
California: cali, goldie, angie,
Colorado: colo, col, cal, rod, rad, raddy,
Colombia, District of: colette (all of the states call her this), dc
Connecticut: cone (by massachusetts & select few), smartass (by new york), connie (select few),
Delaware: del, dela, delta (lmao like the airline), diamond (by select few)
Florida: flo, flori, flora, sunshine (by ame)
Georgia: peaches (by ame & select few), georgie, gia,
Hawai'i: doesn't really have any nicknames ? (tba)
Idaho: potato man, idahoe (haha funny)
Illinois: nois (pronounced 'noice'), chicago (used when ppl want to annoy him)
Indiana: indie, ana, jones (by select few)
Iowa: doesn't really have any ? (tba)
Kansas: dorothy,
Kentucky: ken, tuck, tucker, tucky
Louisiana: louie, louise, lou, ana,
Maryland: mary,
Massachusetts: massa, chu-chu, masshole (by new york & sometimes cone)
Michigan: mitch, mitchy, michi,
Minnesota: minne (hates that name), soda,
Mississippi: missy, pp (by alabama), magnolia (by select few), maggie,
Missouri: zuri, misery,
Montana: tana, hannah,
Nebraska: doesn't have any (tba)
Nevada: nev, nevaeh, vada, vegas,
New Hampshire: hampshire, shire, ham/hammy (usually by vermont & select others)
New Jersey: jersey, jackie, jack, nj,
New Mexico: mex (when the actual mex isn't around lol), mexi
New York: york, yorkie (hates that name), yankee (by a lot of the southern states), apple (by ame), empire,
North Carolina: north, nc, carol (hates that name), caroline (by select few), tarheel, northie (usually by states he hates lol),
North Dakota: north, dakota, nd, nodak, koda, kodie
Ohio: redneck (by michigan, indiana, & nc)
Oklahoma: oak, oaks, okla, oklahomo (by texas),
Oregon: organ, oregano, oreo,
Pennsylvania: penn (pen), penny,
Rhode Island: rye, rhode, rhody, little/lil rhody,
South Carolina: south, sc, sarah (mostly by nc), carolina, caroline, carrie, carol,
South Dakota: south, dakota, sd, sodak, koda, southie,
Tennessee: tenny, ten,
Texas: cowboy, tex, lone star,
Utah: mormon (lmao)
Vermont: mont, monty, vermin (by new hampshire)
Virginia: gin, ginny, virgin (by select few), vivi,
Washington: evergreen,
West Virginia: west,
Wisconsin: consin,
Wyoming: wy, why
*if you have any more nickname suggestions, lmk!
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