《No Homo, Bro | Taekook ✔》[]Eight[]
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Jungkook had finished using the bathroom and he had wiped 3 times, remembering what Taehyung said. "I can't believe I actually wiped 3 three times for that dude." He smacked his forehead.
He walked into the living room and heard their mumbled voices become louder. "...deepthroat because their neck is wider." Yoongi argued as the rest of the boys just stared at him. "Yoongi....stop it, you're supposed to be the second most smartest person in this group." Namjoon shook his head.
"Y'all just ain't as woke as I am. Get on my level."
Jungkook thought for a moment but ignored their dumb argument. "Taehyung, why are there so many used condoms everywhere. It's disgusting." Jungkook spoke with a frown. Taehyung smirked. "I'm clapping cheeks left and right, I gotta have protection." He shrugged in a cocky manner.
Jungkook held to urge to laugh and said "I bet you won't be saying that when your balls have completely deflated and are empty." Jungkook scoffed. Jimin laughed loudly and threw his head back slapping Jungkook's thighs.
"That's actually impossible because men have-"Yoongi started. "IRRELEVANT!" Jungkook yelled, Yoongi put his lips in a straight and sunk in his seat.
"Don't you wanna be a doctor? You'll help me through the process of deflated balls right?" He walked over to Jungkook who was sitting in the couch. He leaned over the couch and near into Jungkook's ear he whispered. "I could use a number one you know? Someone to be there for me when I need a blow job, some ass or even a litt-"
"Stop it!!" Jungkook fell off the couch completely red and his heart beating rapidly. Taehyung laughed out loud. "No homo bro"
"Fuck you you stupid pervert, I hope you get someone pregnant and have to pay child support for the rest of your life!!" Jungkook stormed off onto the couch again crossing his arms.
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"Wow Jungkook, that's harsh. Getting a girl pregnant is the worst thing that could happen to a fuckboy." Hoseok butt in. Jungkook just huffed.
"Alrighty... moving on. What do you guys want to eat? I'll treat everyone." Jin changed the subject. "Jungkook's ass-". "NO!" Jungkook yelled furiously making everyone quiet for a moment...awkward.
"How about Panda Express?" Namjoon suggested clapping his hands. "Great idea!! I'll order." Yoongi took out his phone. "In the mean time, why don't we watch midget porn?" Jimin asked getting judging stares from the others.
"Let's just watch TV." Taehyung sat on the couch right next to Jungkook, not an inch of space between them. Jungkook sighed and without saying anything he tried to scoot over but Taehyungs arm had wrapped around his shoulder making it hard to move. "Can you move down, your in my bubble." Jungkook tried to push him away. "That's not the only thing I'll be in." Taehyung smirked. "Ugh! Your fucking disgusting." Jungkook said repulsed.
Jungkook tried to squeeze himself together so he wouldn't be so close to Taehyung but it only made it easier for Taehyung to push closer.
It wasn't that he hated the feeling of be close to Taehyung cause surprisingly, he loved it. He tried to tell himself he didn't but he couldn't deny it, but he couldn't make it so obvious that he wanted to just squeeze himself close to Taehyung, bury his face in his chest and just ugh just so many things that he knew were wrong.
Just as Jungkook thought things were fine, Taehyung put his hand on his thigh. Jungkook jumped a little and watched Taehyungs hand without saying anything. Taehyung squeezed the soft muscle, Jungkook tensed and looked over at Taehyung who was looking directly at him with a smirk. Jungkook blushed when Taehyung brought his index finger to his own lips and shushed him. So Jungkook just let him do whatever... Why though?
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Taehyung slid his hand upwards getting closer to Jungkook's privates. Jungkook let out a quiet moan when he felt Taehyungs finger run against his clothed cock. Taehyungs smirk fell into a small frown as he watched Jungkook's reaction. "It's a bit cold, let's wear this blanket shall we." Taehyung covered them with the blanket that was on the couch right next to him.
"It's fucking hot what're you talk-" "IRRELEVANT!!!"
Jungkook knew what he was doing and he loved it. Now he wouldn't have to worry about the boys watching them. But... Taehyung was doing such a gay action...he should be hating it and be repulsed by the mere thought of Taehyung touching him like this...but it was the complete opposite...he loved it, he wish they were alone so touching wasn't the limit of their interaction.
"Mmm." Taehyung hummed when he heard Jungkook's quiet moan. He had been palming Jungkook harshly listening closely to his whimpers and moans. He loved them all.
Taehyung attempted to unzip Jungkook's pants but Jungkook stopped him by grabbing his hand. "T-tae no..not here." He whispered his eyes dark with lust. He wanted it to so bad, he was already hard and dripping with precum but they couldn't do something like this with the boys around...I mean they could but..
"It's fine, they won't know a thi-" Taehyung started but "Guys!! Come help me set up this food!!" Jin yelled from the kitchen. The boys rushed into the kitchen to help all except Taehyung and Jungkook.
Taehyung smirked. "Perfect!" He said excitedly. Taehyung threw the blanket off swiftly and grabbed Jungkook's hand and pulled him up the stairs. "Ah- Taehyung? W-where are we going?" Jungkook asked still flabbergasted about everything.
Taehyung smirked. "Getting us some privacy."
Oh fuck...
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I'm in love with this chapter 😍😅
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