Konoha gates 8:00

"So everyone read?"asked Asuma

"Yes."said Team 10 , Izumo and Kotetsu.

"Alright so let's go."Asuma ordered leading the way.

one week later...

Some where near the fire contry border...

"Fucking finally. We arrived!"shouted Hidan"Why there aren't any hideouts near the Demon's contry? Jashin damn it."

"Because there are no jinchuurikis there you dumb butt."answered Kakuzo with Yugito in his shoulder

"Hmp. That still not an excuse."

"Arr.What ever. Let's go get something to eat before we do the ritual. It will take about a two weeks to do it since that new member,that can acellerate the process, won't be able to assist."said Kakuzo going towards a town near by.

in the town...More especific at an B&Q restaurant...

12:30

"Come on Choji we are in mission you can't wast our time here."said an pineapple hair man

"But Shikmaru this is one of the best B&Q in the contry. Who knows when I will have another oportunity of coming here."

"Shika is right Cho we are in mission. And please use a napkin. There's ketchup all over your face."

"Relax Ino just enjoy. It's Asuma that's paying anyway.Right Kotetsu?"

"Yup Izumo!"

"I'm not paying for you two. You know right?"Asuma interrupted the two who were in a eating contest

"W-what?"both asked looking on how much they ate and calculated the cost in their heads"Oh Kami..."they both went blue

*Kling kling*the door of the restaurant opened

"Come Kakuzo I found a piece of trash so you can eat!"

"I'm sorry for this idiot."Kakuzo apologised to the waiter"Hidan you can't judge a restaurant before eating there!"

"Of course I can!"Hidan shouted in response while going towards a table"Hey fuckers get out of the table!"

"Hã....."Team 10, Izumo and Kotetsu were just looking at Hidan confused

"So it's going to take yopu guys forever or what?!"Hidan asked shouting.The konoha nin were about to attack when...

"Can we please solve this later far way from here?I don't feel like destroying this place. It's one of the best B&Q in the contry. And I'm hungry"

"No we solve this here and/

Hidan was shut up no jutsu by Kakuzo's tentacles making him sit quiet in a table near the Konoha-nin."Don't mind us. we can solve this later it's lunch time."Kakuzo casually asked while calling the waiter"Hello I would like the Filet mignon and your best red wine please. And you Hidan?"

"I don't want shit from-Oh there's Burguer here! I want the chesse-burguer combo."said Hidan looking at the menu like a kid

"Hã?????"The konoha-nin were confused they were looking at the Akatsuki members who were they targets cassualy eating near them with a hostage.

"Here your plates "the waiter served the Konoha-nin

"Asuma what do we do?"asked Ino

"Let's just eat we will need energy and we can't start a fight here, this is the restaurant area of the town and it's lunch break."

"Ok then."said Choji attacking his plate

One hour later...

"The bill please"Kakuzo politely asked the waiter

"For here as well."asked Asuma

after paying the bill they left the restaurant together with Yugito and Hidan wraped in Kakuzo's tentacles.Yugito beacuse she was unconcious and Hidan because he wanted to fight right now.

"Let's go to outside the town. There won't be anyine to interrupt or bussiness to destroy."sugested Kakuzo

"I agree."said Asuma following him.

"I can believe what's happening now."said the gate guards in unison

"Belive it. And it's literally the best thing that could happen. Less stuff to put on the report."said Shikamaru

as the group was walking to exit the town Asuma lighted a cigarate and Kakuzo notice

"Hm I see you a man of culture as well."

"What?"Asuma didn't get it

"Your cigarre, I'm the owner of the company that makes them."said Kakuzo

"Really?"

"Yes. It was one of my first bussiness."

"What do you mean the company is almost ninety years old."Asuma asked

"I'm older then I look. I founded the company while I was like eight?I think"

"Your name is Kakuzo right? Wait didn't you fought the Shodaime?"Asuma asked worried

"Yes. And I didn't threw a Kunai at him and ran away. That's a myth."

"I know that that's a myth. But the battle wasn't in the history books. Can you tell me how it was?"

"I would be more then happy to do so. But we are about to fight each other so I don't think it would be a good ideia to tell you what I'm capable of. If you survive and some how I die I will send you a copy of the report I did to the waterfall."

"Thanks ."Asuma was sweating cold.

"Relax I won't fight like I fought the Shodaime. it's too expansive and exausting and overkill to do so."

"I can't believe that Asuma is talking so cassualy with that Akatsuki."whisper Kotetsu to Izumo

"I know."

"You two shut up I'm trying to think of a plan."said Shikamaru

"So have you ever heard of Jashin?"Hidan asked the Ino-Shika-Cho

"No."said Choji

"What?! You never heard of our lord and savior Jashin-sama?!"

"No could you tell us about it?"asked Shikamaru

"Oh boy where to begin..."Hidan was happier then usual"So it all began when a ornary man called Jashin..."

One hour later...

Asuma and Kakuzo were talking about investiments , Hidan and Team 10 about Jashinism and the gate guards were no believing in what was happening.

"So every century Jashin choses a new Messiah and I was the chosen one. But I wasn't any Messiah I was chose as the last Messiah. I took part in a ritual that gave me imortality so I would be able to spread the word of Jashin for eternity!"

"So how are you imortal?"asked Choji interested forgeting he was getting information on how to deafet him

"Oh. I have super regenerative habilitys I basically heal really fast, but I can only regenarate body parts when they ar gone for good, other wise I need to re-attach tehm. I don't get sick. I don't need to eat , drink or sleep. But I can. I also don't feel pain anymore. But others around me feel. Which is a shame I will never be able to hear his words of salvation. And also when I do the ritual of sacrifice all damage I suffer is passed to the person I drank the blood. And After I finish the ritual I get Jashin's blessing which makes everything go in my favor."

"Interesting."Shikaamru said"So can you give us an example?"

"Oh sure so/

"Hidan stop giving away your skill set. We exit the town. "warned Kakuzo. They were now in a open field near the town"Give us a second."Kakzuo asked Asuma and wraped Yugito near a tree

"Can we start? I want the smoker one. Smoking is agaist the Jashin words! And I don't want to fight those ones. His students were nice to hear the word of Jashin and the other two look dumb."

"Who you calling dumb?!"Izumo and Kotetsu shouted

"Ok I will fight you ,Hidan right?"Asuma asked

"Asuma come here for a minute."Shikamaru then whispred Hidan's abilitys to his sensei's hear

"Hey what are you doing?"asked Hidan

"Oh nothing."

"Come on I want to hear it!"

"Realax Hidan it's just personal stuff"said Shikamaru

"Like what?! I don't care you had told him about my abilitys! Come on I trusted you! I'm the only one who can tell others my abilitys!"Hidan shouted and everyone sweatdrop

"Fine. It's that my fiance told don't want me to use surtain jutsu because it's bad for my health and she wants me health to take care of our baby."said Asuma

"Oh you a father congrats.Wait fiance?"Hidan stood quiet for a second"How dare you have pre marrige sex! That's against the word of our lord and savior! I"Hidan then took his schyte off "I won't kill you , Jashin is against leaving pregnant mothers alone, but you will pay for your sin!"shouted Hidan dashing towards Asuma

"Let's go!"(Damn it I have literraly nothing agaist him)

"So you five let's get ready."Kakuzo the took his cloak off and four black mask creatures came form his back."Come on five v five"

"Hey Shikamaru don't this masks look familiar?"asked Ino

"Yes. If i rememeber right this will be a super drag."

With Asuma and Hidan...

Hidan was furiosly attacking Asuma with his schyte and Asuma was easily being able to defend him self with his chakra blades.

(Damn I'm scewed. If this guy didn't lie to my team. I literally can't do shit against him.He's slow I could perfectly use a Futon and cut his arm off. But would I be able to endure the pain?)Asuma went back to focus on the fight(He's doesn't have a opening. He's opened, he just don't care if his going to be hit or not. What a drag. I could try to immobolize him. But that will be hard.It will hust a little but I think I can handle this little pain.)Asuma backfliped away from Hidan(Good that he is slow I don't need to be completely focus. So I can formulate a plan.Let's see)Asuma began to look around

With team 10 , the gate guards and Kakuzo...

Ino was capable of asuming control of the lighting mask and was helping Shikamaru with the water and fire one.Choji was dealing with the wind one.Kotetsu and Izumo were fightig Kakuzo who was avoing all of their attacks easily.

"Are you chunin or something?"asked Kakuzo

"Yes why do you want to know?"asked both Izumo and Kotetsu

"That explain."Kakuzo whiped the both against a wall"I'm offeded that chunin think that they would stand a chace a gainst me. But I'm impressed that you aren't dead already. You aren't just ordinary chunin. "

"Well we are flearted, to be recognise by an S-rank crimilnal."said Kotetsu

"We will remember you when you die."completed Izumo

"That's not happeing"responded Kakuzo."Hm? Why is Raiton fighting along side them?"Kakzuo asked as he looked at his masks fight"An Yamanaka? Well I can sacrifice one. The shock of death will take her out of combat."Kakuzo the did a hand sigh

{AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH}Ino screamed in pain. The Raiton mask broke in pieces and Ino retuned to her body passed out

"Ino!"Choji shouted before resiving a Suiton to the face. He was sended flying but he was caught by a Kumo kunoichi.

"Hey fatty focus on your fight!"shouted the kumo-kunoichi

"What did you-"Choji was about to shout at the girl when love at first sight happened"Th-thanks."

"Your welcome."

"Hey Karui get your ass back here and help us!"shouted anotehr kumo-nin

"Shut up Omoi! Can you fight?"Karui asked Choji in her arms

"Y-yes."Choji answred getting on his feet ready to fight again

"Where's the other one? Akatsuki usually walks in pairs."said a big chested blond lady

"I don't know Samui!"

"He's fighting our Jonin sensei."said Shikamaru

"I'll help him you guys take care of this guy."commanded Samui before preparing to go after the other akatsuki

"Hey wait, you will need to know his habilitys."interrupted Shikamaru

"So what are they?"

With Asuma and Hidan...

They were inside an abandoned storage house...

(Ok I have a plan.)Asuma though as he was hidden from Hidan(Now I need a distraction.)

"Where are you ? You coward!"shouted Hidan

"Hey. I'm here to back up"Samui appered by Asuma's side

"Hm? A Kumo-kunoichi? What are you doing here?"

"Our jinchuriki was captured."

"That explains."

"Do you have a plan?"

"Yes. But I will need you to distarct him while I make the trap."

"Understood."Samui then jumped to face Hidan"Hey Jabiroca lover over here!"Samui shouted getting Hidan's attention

"Grrr... Don't you fucking dare call Jashin-sama that!"Hidan then dashed towards her

(He's slow.)she though while avoinding his attacks.

Back with Kakuzo and the Kumo and Konoha nin...

"Katon:FireWall!"Omoi made a wall of fire to block and wind blast from the wind mask

"Ninpo: Shadow wrap"Shikamaru wraped it with shadows

"Katon: Fire Blast!"Karui sended a fire in form of the fire kanji towards the wind mask

The fire was about to connect with the wind mask when a blast of water erase it.

"Ninpou: Parcial expansion jutsu!"Choji punched the water mask with a gigant fist

"This is getting annoying."said Kakuzo wrapping Izumo and Kotetsu with his tentacles.*Fiii*he whistled and the maskd came near him."Time to end this."

Back with Asuma , Samui and Hidan...

Samui was avoinng Hidan's swings when"Done!"Asuma shouted from the ceilling

"Good now what?"asked Samui

"Let me dance with him."Asuma then switched with Samui and began to guide Hidan towardas the trap.Not much time after Hidan was exactly where Asuma wanted him to be."Good."Asuma then took a wire from the ground and in a fraction of a second Hidan was wraped in it.

"Hey you son of a bitch! Get me out of here!"shouteed Hidan

"Man those things are thight."said Asuma felling Hidan's pain of being wrapped in the wire

"And you! Put some clothes on! Jashin doesn't alows shut vulgasity!"

"Said the guy with a naked chest in open."Samui responded back

"Let's go back. The other s will need our help."

"Ok."Asuma said putting Hidan on his back

Back to where Kakuzo was...

"What happened here?"asked both Asuma and Samui as they saw everyone wrapped in Kakuzo's tentacles in pain.

"I just go bored of playing around."Kakuzo explained "Looks like you two got Hidan. So what about an exchange. This kids for my partner."Kakuzo stateded"And before you think something I don't need Hidan and I could just leave you here and kill them right now. But I'm being nice.Oh and Nibi there is not part of the deal"

"Damn it. Fine we accept."said Asuma

"As quick as I expected. Put the idiot down."Kakuzo ordered

"What Kakuzo just kill them! Except the future father! He will suffer diferently!"

"Shut up."Asuma put his hand in Hidan's mouth"Ok here is your partner. Ouch!"Hidan bit Asuma.

"Hidan stop that. And respect the deal."Kakuzo then got Hidan and gave the nins to the duo."It was a pleasure making bussiness with you two."Kakuzo said before getting Yugito and walk away with both Yugito and Hidan wraped with his tentacles.

"Damn it."said Asuma

"We need to get them to a hospital."stated Samui after checking one fo them

"Ok let's go."

Two hours later...

Asuma and Samui were with their teams listeing on what happened

"And then he took the three creatures wraped then around his arm and made a gigant blast."explained Omoi

"This masks aren't just regular masks."said Asuma looking at one"They have various fuin jutsu seals in them."Asuma showed them the back of the mask"Let's take it to Jiraya take a look."

"What now Asuma sensei?"asked Ino

"We will wait until you guys get better and get back to the village."

"What about the two akatsuki?"asked Karui stoping her chat with Choji

"Well we know that they are near the region and that tehir ritual of extraction takes a long time. So we have time. Let's get back to Konoha and alert them about ou-"Asuma then felt to the ground"I can't move. I can't move! I can't even feel my arms!"

Somewhere else...

"Hidan I don't beliveve you did that. "said Kakuzo

"Hmp. He didn't died but he won't be able to move again. That's his punishiment for having pre-marrige sex."said Hidan getting out of his sacrifice circle and removing his schythe point side from his collumn."Let's go?"

"Fine..."sighted Kakuzo with a unconcious Yugito on his back

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So this was the chapter. It was suppose to come out last week but I didn't know what to write.

Anyway as you can see I didn't killed Asuma instead i did something worst quadriplegic. He can move from neck below. That's evil but he will live. Maybe recover in the future.

Anyway would you guys like to read Kakuzo vs Hashirama? I have an ideia in how he fought him. And survived. And it's a good fight.Thanks to the fact I buffed Kakuzo to the extreme.

And about the new Akatsuki member. He isn't an Oc he exists but you guys will need to wait to find out who he is.

So see you guys later bye.

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