《Naruto-Gold & Silver》Wonderful and bad news
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Two weeks after the Orochimaru's hideout mission...
13:30
"Hey guys thanks for coming."said Tenten in the middle of the training ground ten along side everyone from the konoha 13 but team 8 that was arraving .
"No problem.Hokage-sama just called us and we had to go. "said Kiba
"Why did the Hokage called you guys?"asked Neji
"The Neko clan decide to allie with the village and sended their heir here. And since Kiba is her boyfriend Hokage-sama called him."explained Shino
"So that explain why Kiba was late but why you two are as well?"asked Tenten
"We-well Kurenai sensei wanted to give us some news."said Hinata
"Really what news?"asked everyone in curiosity
"Sh-she won't be our sensei anymore."
"WHAT?!"everyone was in shock
"A-and that's not all."
"There's more Hinata?"asked Karin
"Y-yes. She's preg-pregnant."
"..."everyone gave a second of silence
"WHAT?!"everyone screamed
"What a drag. I can't imagine how Asuma-sensei will react to the news."said Shikamaru
"Wait why Asuma sensei?"asked Everyone asked
"Well when we came back from our mission ,two weeks ago , we gave the report to the Hokage and instead of asking us to the barbecue, as he always do , he said he was busy and needed to go home."said Shikamaru"At night when I was going back home after planning the chunin exams with Temari,when I heard lots of moans coming from a house. The neighbors asked me to do something since I'm ninja , and it was three in the morning,I went to the house and saw that it was Kurenais house. I knocked at the door and Asuma sensei was the one who answred."
"Wow Asuma and Kurenai dating..."said Karin shocked
"Why do you think that they are dating? I could be only a one night stand"said Sai before flying towards a tree by punch from his female team mate
"IDIOT!"shouted Karin
"So why they were moaning?"asked Jugo
"Jugo you should ask sensei to have the talk with you."said Karin
"The talk about what?"Jugo was confused
"I will talk to Yamato sensei before it."said Karin
"So Kurenai and Asuma. Their flames of youth are as bright as the sun!"shouted Lee
"Now don't tell anyone that I told you guys this."asked Shikamaru"It will be a drag for me."
"So who will be your new sensei?"asked Tenten
"We don't know yet."said Team 8
"Hm how do you guys think will be?"asked Naruto
"Well Shizune wiuld be good but she has to watch Tsunade-sama 24/7 or she will be drunk. So she is out of the question"said Karin
"Anko? I heard that she's looking for a genin team. But Tsunade doesn't want her near by kids... But you aren't kids anymore"theorized Sai coming back
"Hmm..."everyone began to think
"Hey guys! I don't have all day!"shouted Tenten"So do you remember why I called you guys here?!"
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"Oh... You never told us."said Naruto
"Because it's a surprise. And now it's time."Tenten put a scroll on the ground and in a puff of smoke a bunch of weapons appeared.
"So you called us to see your new set of weapons?"asked Ino
"No!"
"So why you called us? And showed us your weapons?"asked Sai
"To you guys try them out."said Tenten exited"Come one take one that you like and try tehm out."
"Ok."said Everyone
Lee got a pair of nunchakus, Kiba and Tamaki a pair of claws ,Shino a net ,Choji and Jugo gauntlets, Ino a whip, Sai a pair of sais,Shikamaru a chakra blade similar to Asuma's,Karin a big hammer, Hinata a bow and Naruo and Neji a staff.
"This looks nice right Akamaru?"Kiba asked Akamaru for aprovel
"Au au!"
"They kinda look remind me a jutsu that I know"said Tamaki
"Hmm this can useful for when I go bug hunt with Fuu."said Shino
"They are cool."said Choji and Jugo fist bumping
"Do I look hot with it?"asked Ino
"Yes."said Sai looking at the weapons with his name and smiling
"Hmm I wonder why Asuma sensei use them"said Shikamaru puting the chakra blade on his fist
"This is nice"said Karin lefting it like it was nothing
"Hmm its being a while."said Neji looking at the staff
"I don't know why but this thing got my attention"said Naruto
"This looks cool"said Hinata
They tried their weapons out,they though they were awesome but Tenten thought other wise(Ok with exeption of Neji , Hinata and surprisely Naruto everyone will end up killing them selfs.)"Ok ok everyone stop!"shouted Tenten"You clearly don't know how to use them. except Naruto , Hinata and Neji."
"Wow, Hinata-san, Naruto-kun , Neji, you three are awesome.Your flames of youth are as bright as mine. So how did you learned to use them?!"asked Guy jr.
"The Hyugas have a special kata for staffs. Hiashi-sama gave me permission to learn it."answered Neji
"I knew about the staff but I didn't know that you also trained bow and arrow."said Tenten
"W-we don't train bow and arrow. It's acctually the first time ever I'm seeing one."said Hinata
"Really but you so good at it. Look you got all bull's eyes."said Tenten poiting at the targets in the training ground
"L-luck I guess?"
"Hmm. So Naruto what about you with the staff?"
"Staff. So that's what this is called."said Naruto getting a sweat drop from Tenten
"Ok everyone! I will instruct you on how to properly use your weapons so come here."ordered Tenten
With the senseis...
Asuma, Kurenai , Yamato , Guy , Kakashi , Genma, Yugao, Anko ,Ibiki, Aoba , Ebisu were at the barbecue restaurant.With Asuma and Kurenai sitting next to each other
"So Asuma what you want to tell us?"asked Kakashi reading his orange book
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"So Kakashi what I- I mean we wanted to tell you guys is-"Asuma was going to tell when he was interrupted by Anko
"That you and Kurenai bang we all know. So unless you having a baby this isn't news."said the snake misstress.Making Asuma and Kurenai almost as red as Hinata
"You guys knew?!"shouted the couple
"Yes."said everyone
"Even you Guy?"asked Asuma
"Yes. I wanted to congratulate you two for your younth but Kakashi forced me not to."explained Guy
"So that's all you two called us for?"asked Anko
"No we also have more news."said Kurenai
"We are going to get married."said the couple at the same time
"Ohhh... Congratulations."said Everyone
"As an torturer I want information. So I want when , where, who and how of the proposal."said Ibiki getting everyone to swat drop
"Well Ibiki I think that's pretty obvious that Asuma propose to me."said Kurenai
"I propose somewhere not of your business in the sun set. We had a nice dinner before we went there and after a small talk I propose to her."explained Asuma
"Small 'talk', right."said Ank trying not to laugh
"I'm happy for you two your flames of youth will shiny as bright as the sun together!"shouted Guy
"A-and th-that's not all"said Kurenai sttutering like her student getting everyone there surprise including Asuma
"What do you mean Kurenai those were all the news."said Asuma with a confused look on his face
"We-well before that..."Kurenai was nervous and took a few notes out everyone was confused until a click happened in everyone's heads but Asuma's.
"Oh my-"Guy was about to shout it out when Kakashi shut his mounth
"Don't you dare ruin it. Or you will lose the ability to have one"said Anko in Guy's hear
*glup*Guy just nodded in response
*sniff*Kurenai took a deep breath "S-so swe-eat do-o yo-ou ,wh-what do yo-ou think about star-ting a our li-life not sha-haring i-it onl-ly wi-with me?"(Damn I'm sttutering just like Hinata.)
"What?Who?!"Asuma was confused adn angry as he was not getting the obvious
"We-well th-that wh-ho wou-ould b-be th-he pro-product o-of o-our love."said Kurenai in tone so red that would make her shy student pride
"What do you-"Asuma stoped for a second a s his brain's gear began to work" YOU PREGNANT?!" he shouted
"Y-yes."answred Kurenai
"..."Asuma stood quiet for a second
"Asuma don't you even dare about going to buy cigars."said Anko in a threatening tone
"I'M GOING TO BE FATHER!"he shouted"" I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER!I'M GOING TO BE A DAD!"he then hugged Kurenai who blushed in response"AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE A MOTHER!"Asuma shout from the bottom of his lungs
"Sir sorry to interrupt the underful moment but you are shouting too loud..."said the waiter
"Oh sorry.Hehe."Asuma apologised him self before looking his fiance in the eye"Kurenai thank you for this wonderful news."he said before kissing her
22:00...
Naruto's and Hinata's apartment...
Naruto was taking out the dinner table while Hinata was washing the dishes
"I Tenten's ideia of making us try something new."said Naruto"Who would have guessed that i was that good with an staff."
"Yes you almost beat Neji in the spare."said Hinata
"Don't remember me that my head still hurts "said Naruto remembering how Neji beat him , with a hit in the head."Anyway, changing subject who would have guessed that Kurenai sensei and Asuma sensei were a couple.And are going to get married and have a kid!"Naruto almost shouted
"Y-yes. It most be wonderful to marry someone you love"said Hinata glipsing at Naruto
"Yes.So do you think they will invite us?"asked Naruto
"Pro-baly. I'm sure I will, but if they don't invite you you can come as my partner."said Hinata in shinying red
"Hahaha.Good one Hinata-chan"Naruto laugh while blushing
said Kurama
{What do you mean? Why does everyone call me dense?}
{I don't have a dictionary and I'm not accept in the library.}
{I tryed that with gramps but they said something about private rights}
Kurama suddenly stoped talking
{Just what?}asked Naruto
said Kurama
five minuted later at the Hokage's mansion...
"Tsunade Bachan! Bachan!"Naruto and Hinata were the door of the Hokage's mansion
"Na-naruto-kun don't shout it's pass silence time."asked Hinata
"Sorry Hinata-chan but this is important.Bachan! Bachan"shouted Naruto while knocking at the door like crazy.All the sudden the door opened and a Tsunade with green mask appered with a killiing intent that could acctually kill
"THE FUCK YOU WANT NARUTO?!"shouted Tsunade
"Bachan Matatabi got captured by Akatsuki!"shouted Naruto
"WHO?!"Tsunade asked ready ot kill the blond
"Nibi.The two tails. We need to/
"Shut up brat and go to sleep I will deal with this later tomorrow in the morning!"shouted Tsunade punching Naruto in the haed knocking him out."Hinata take Naruto back to your apartment."said Tsunade closing the door
The next day 7:00
Hokage's officie...
Naruto Hinata were there to talk about the Nibi capture. But first Tsunade had to stoped screaming at Naruto. Ten minutes later they finnaly began talking about Matatabi.
"So they got another one."said Tsunade"Do you know where?"
"Kurama said that near the Demon's country."
"Hmm. I will send a scout team. They are Akatsuki so we need to be careful."Tsunade though for a second"Shizune call Team 10, Izumo and Kotestu."
"Hai Tsunade-sama"Shizune said as she left the office
"Bachan can't I/
"Naruto you are their target it isn't a good ideia send you to fight the one's who are hunt you. Look I know you are one of the strongest in the village right now thanks to perfect sage-mode. But this is Akatsuki we talking about.We can't risk losing you."state Tsunade
"Hmp."Naruto wasn't very happy with the news
"And Naruto even if I sended you you woundn't be able to go to the demon's country."
"Why?!"
"Outsiders can only enter with the permission of the priestess. So unless you get one you can't go there."
"Fine how do I get this permission?"
"We get one when the priestess ask us for missions in there. So when I get one I will give it to you fine?"
"Thanks Bachan!"
"Good now get out of here."ordered Tsunade
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This chapter was kinda filler but ok.
Do you guys want an Ova/Omake of kakuzu vs hashirama?
Immortals
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