(Alert buffed Hidan and Kakuzo I will explain their buffs later in another chapter but you will be able to have an ideia of what I did. Ready the final notes to explanation)

Two weeks after Orochimaru's hideout mission...

Demon's country frontier 18:48...

Yugito and three kumo-genin,one girl and two boys were exploring some ruins near the demon's country.

"Alright team let's make the camp now."said Yugito

"Hia Yugito sensei."said all three Kumo genin

19:00

The team then made a camp , the boys armed the tent , the girl lighted the fire and Yugito was watching"All done Yugito sensei!"shouted all three genin

"All right each one will guard for three hours. Starting with you Sandy."

"Hai."said Sandy

21:39

Sandy was doing the guard while one of her team mate and Sensei were asleep.

"Man this is boring."said Sandy's team mate

"I know Terry this is realy boring."said Sandy

"Like I know that this is our first C rank mission but I was expecting something more exciting then exploring some ruins."

"Aff do what. What were we suppose to do anyway?"

"I don't remember right Sandy but we were suppose to look after some information about the ruins reguarding the Demon's country."

"Really not even fight a demon?"Sandy said that and both laugh

"Hahaahahaha.Good one Sandy."laugh Terry.

"Hey Terry is it has been a while since we have been alone together."said Sandy in a seduncing tone

"Yeah you right."Terry and Sandy then began to get closer and closer. They were about to kiss when. A kunai passed between their faces

"AAAHHH!"both screamed

"The hell you think you two love birds are doing?"asked Yugito getting out of her tent

"No-nothing Yugito sensei!"shouted both

"Good I'm going to bathroom. Terry your watch turn is the next.And it looks like it's going to rain soon so go get cover"said Yugito getting into the somewhere into the ruins

"Hmp Yugito sensei always ruining our moments."said Terry

"I know. Ouch."Sandy then felt some pain in her chest

"Ouch"Terry felt as well

"Strange I felt a pain in the chest."

"Me too Sandy. Ouch."Terry and Sandy the felt the pain again

"Where is this pain coming from?"asked Sandy

"Glory!"shouted a strange voice"Sacrifices for our lord and Savior Jashin!"

"What?"Sandy and Terry looked back and saw two man wearing black cloaks with red clouds.. One had a scythe, gray hair and the cloak was opened in the chest area. The other was all covered and had green eyes.

"Hidan could you please shut up about your Jabiroca god please."said the covered up man

"Don't you fucking dare call Jashin ,Jabiroca,Kakuzo!"shouted Hidan

"Who are you?"asked both Genin

"I'm a follower from the right religion! The Jashininsm!"shouted Hidan"So will you accept Jashin as your lord and savior?!"

"What?!"the genin were confused

"Guys please shut up I'm trying to- who are those two?"the other genin inside the tent asked as he put his head out of it.

"Greg get your ass here and help us!"shouted Terry

"Hey don't ignore me!"shouted Hidan

"We don't care about you and your Jabirotism."said Terry

"Oh boy, here we go."said Kakuzo

"HOW DO YOU MOTHER FUCKING DARE CALL OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JABIROCA!!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!! I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU THE GLORY THAT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR IS!" screamed Hidan drawing his scythe and stabing his own chest

"Why would you-ARRGHH!!!!"The three genin then felt an immense pain in their chest

"The glory of Jashin! Experince the gift of pain!"shouted Hidan stabing him self again

"AARRGGHHH!!"screamed the trio again

"Now get ready to be saved!"Hidan then approched the trio with the intent of saving then from the pain that is living"Please my lord save this poor souls!!"shouted Hidan swinging his scythe towards them

*clang*

"Hm?"

"Sorry but the only one allowed to make those three feel pain is me."said Yugito blocking Hidan's scythe with her cat claws.

"Yugito sensei!"shouted the three genin

"We found her."said Kakuzo

"Finally let's get this thing done So I can go back to spread the word of JASHIN!"shouted Hidan

"So it's true. The Akatsuki is really after the tailed beasts."

"Yeah yeah it is. Now give your beast quick. The more time I spend here less time I will have to spread the word of JASHIN!"

"I hate you."said Kakuzo

"Team get out of here. They are just to strong for you."oredered Yugito

"No sensei. We can-"Sandy was saying somethig stupied but she stoped after seen Yugito's bijju's eyes looking at them"Hai sensei."the trio then began to escape

"Sorry kids."Kakuzo appered in front of them."But we can't have any witness."Kakuzo then spread some hair tentacles out of his body.

"Crap."said the genin trio.

"Relax you won't have a painfull death. It would damage your organs."said Kakuzo preparing to strangle the twelve year old trio.

*Glup*the trio swalloed fear. Their first real combat would be against a S rank nuke-nin.Which it was basically having a Quantum mechanics exam just after learning that numbers are a thing.

"Good die in silence. That bastard over there aroud makes too much noice"Said kakuzo with his tentacles milimiters away from the genin necks

"Fuck you too Kakuzo!"shouted Hidan

*Slash*Yugito took Hidan's distraction as an oportunity to dis engage him and go to her genin's rescue, slashing Kakuzo's tentacles

"Damn Hidan can't you be useful for something at leat once"

"Fuck you Kakuzo."Hidan said as he walked to be along side his partner

"You want me. So let the kids go."

"You right you may be our main objective but some extra cash wouldn't be bad."said Kakuzo looking at the kids

"Cash my ass.More like extra sacrifices for our lord and savior JASHIN!"Hidan shouted and everyone sweat droped

"Anyway let's continue."Kakuzo said as he tryed to grab Yugito with his tentacles only to then end up sliced into piecies.

"Kids run."oredered Yugito and the kids did as they were told.

"No no you ain't going anywhere."Hidan the stabed his knee and the kumo nin felt to the ground with pain in the knee.

"What the hell was that?"cried Terry

"I don't know.But it feels like my knee just got stabed."cried Sandy as well

(Shit it's just as Sandy said but my knee seens fine... is this a genjutsu?)

{Seens right Nibi. So if this isn't a genjutsu what it is? A Genkka Genkkai?}

{Is the pain only psycological?}

"Kids ignore the pain it's only psycologic. Focus on something else other then the pain."

"Argh.Hai Yugito Sensei."The Trio answered

"You took less then third seconds to discorver Hidan's ability flaw. Impressive."complimented Kakuzo

"This ain't a flaw! This is the first lesson of Jashinism. Pain isn't real it is only something in your head!"

"Tell that to leader-sama and you will wish you could die."

"Inferno:Hell claws."Yugito grew some cat claws in her hands, lighted then on blue fire and dashed towards the two Akatsuki members.More expecific aiming Kakuzo's head

"No no. It's too expensive to replace a head."said Kakuzo grabing Yugito's arm with her buring claws milimeters from his neck"Hidan."

"Please my lord accept this sacrifice!"shouted Hidan as he was about to cut Yugito's arm off

"Inferno:Furr flare"Yugito covered her self in a blue flare protecting her self from the scythe and also buring Kakuzo's tentacles."Inferno:Flare Splash."Yugito did a one handed sign and the furr that was protecting her exploded like a bubble.

"Yugito sensei!"shouted the genin trio as they were runining away from the batlle and saw the explosion.

"Argh!!!!"Yugito was in pain a few meters away from where she originaly was"Even though I felt his pain I dout that they would survive that."

"Argh. That was strong."said Kakuzo getting out of a cupple made out of tentacles

"Argh. Well at least one is gone."

"Strong I didn't felt anything."said Hidan with the upper part of his cloak gone

"What?!"Yugito was surprised."Not even a scratch?"

"Nope Jashin bless protects me!"

"Really?"Yugito asked

"Yes! Jashin is our only lord and savior he is the supreme and only god.He/

"No it's not.He was part of an spiritual experiment that desconected he from the spiritual world. Meaning he can't die."

"That makes sense."

"That's a lie Kakuzo! I'm immortal beacause lord Jashin wants me too spread his word too everyone everywhere and everywhen."

"Sorry my bad. In reality he is just too anoying to die."

"Kakuzo!"Hidan was pissed with his partner

"Shut up Hidan and let's get serious."said Kakuzo taking his cloak off reveling three masks on his back."Suiton will be enough."he said and a black creature came out of where the suiton mask was on his back.

**the creature cried

"Oh my cat hears"said Yugito covering her hears

**the creature then release a water vortex out of it's mouth

"Inferno:Hell wave!"Yugito the blew a hell hot wind and the water vortex evaporated immidiately.

"Glory Jashin!"

"Hã?Urgh!"Yugito looked behind her to see Hidan swinging his scythe towards her

"Jash-"Hidan got kicked in the balls and sended flying

"Oh my kami this hurts as fuck!"shouted Yugito falling in the ground in pain

"Understand our pain."said Kakuzo with a smile under his mask"You a woman so you probably don't know about the unwritten rule that you should never hit the others balls in combat."

with the genin...

Terry and Greg stoped running and felt weird

"I think I felt something.Like someone got kicked in the balls"said Greg and Terry in unison

"What?"asked Sandy

back with Yugito and the Akatsuki

"Urrr."Yugito was knowing true pain"Really why wouldn't you hit there.Urr.It's so effective.Urr"

"It's a question of honor.Only man know how low hitting the others balls is. It doesn't matter how low a man is.He will never hit the others parts."explained Kakuzo"Even in torture a man don't do that. It's just to low of a hit.The pain there is shared along side the presents. Only woman go that low beacuse they don't understand how much it hurts"

"Urr.I'm unable to feel pain thanks to Jashin.And I still felt that.Just the though of being hit here.Urr"Hidan said while pointing at his low parts

"Kami.I didn't know you had unwritten combat rules."

"You woman probably have your unwritten combat rules as well.Right?"asked Kakuzo

"Yes.Urr."Yugito curling on the ground when she notice something"Wait why haven't you attacked me yet?"

"It's another unwritten rule. Never attack someone who took the low hit."explained Kakuzo

"Urr."Yugito got up"Really I didn't even kicked with too much force."

"It's a sensitive part."explained Hidan"You better now?"

"Just a second.Urr."Yugito took a deep breath"Better now."she took a stance

"Great lets continue."said Kakuzo getting his Raiton mask off his back

the two black creatures cried and began to fuse in a big one

{I know}Yugito the began to be covered in blue flames

"Hm. This isn't achakra cloak."said Kakuzo

"Let's get the ."said Yugito with two blue flame tails , blue flamed cat hears, two flame whiskers on her cheeks and flame paws on her hands and feet.She bassicaly became a blue flamed neko girl.

"You look like something I saw on some inpure megazine."said Hidan

"How do you know that? Aren't you the religious one?"asked Kakuzo in a mocking way

"That was before I met the glory of Jashin."explained Hidan blushing"And how you know that?!"

"I'm single."explained Kakuzo."Now let's get back to the combat"

"Inferno:Blue Flare Disaster!"Yugito shouted as an blue blast of fire came from her mouth.Aiming at Kakuzo.

"After this mission I'm going to ask to change partners with someone."said Kakuzo avoiding the blast"I'm tired of being the only one target by the attacks after they figure your ability out."

"Hey it's not my fault!"Hidan defended him self

the black creature began to charge an water and lighting attack

"Hidan the basic."ordered Kakuzo

"Hmp. You pay for my clothes this time."said Hidan getting in front of the creature

"Hm?"yugito was confused

shouted Matatabi

"Fine. this time you get a shirt."said Kakuzo

"Nope."answered Hidan

The creature shot the blast at Hidan.He was going to take it at point blank. But Yugito saved him with time to spare

"You quick."said Kakuzo

{Nibi wasn't this mode suppose to negate pain?}Yugito then trew Hidan against a wall

{No, it only makes you ignore the pain ,you still feel it.}

"Hm the basic failed."said Kakuzo

"Pretty much"said Kakuzo

"I'm like Frankstain's monster. Also I'm more then Ninety years old. I live through some horrible shit."

"Kakuzo stop talking and let's end this already it almost praying time"said Hidan while getting by his partner side.

"Fine."Kakuzo then release his tentacles towards Yugito trying to grab her while Hidan was getting ready to be blasted by the black creature again

"Yes."said Kakuzo

"So this is what you do you blast your friend and knock out your target.What a cheap strategie"

"Girl I'm Ninety years old and a mob boss , I don't have time to fight like when I fought Hashirama"

"I wounld call throwing a kunai at his direction and running away a fight but ok. Huhu"Yugito laugh

"If I fought you like I fought Hashirama you would be vaporazed."said Kakuzo

"Really why don't you do so?"

"I don''t have what's nescessary to fight on that level right now.And it won't be nescessary. We already won"said Kakuzo looking behind Yugito

"What do you mean-"Yugito asked as she looked behind her only to see her genin team being dragged by another balck creature with a Futton mask

"Yugito sensei!"the trio screamed

"When did you?"Yugito was in shock

"Before we met I released the futton mask to scan the area and guess what it just found."

"Please don't hurt them. I will do what ever you want."asked Yugito. deactivating her neko mode

"I'm a man of my word so don't worry."said Kakuzo wraping Yugito with his tentacles

"Oh boy ten pm."shouted Hidan looking at the time."It's praying time"

"Hidan you can't kill her."said Kakuzo guessing what his partner was thinking

"Ok. Hmp. I pray with the kids."said Hidan walking towards them

"Hidan don't!"Kakuzo was about to use his tentacles to grab Hidan but his tentacles passed right through him.Hidan some how became intagible and dacaptated the trio of genin

"Glory Jashin!"Hidan shouted he then took the blood of the trio licked , drew a circle with a triangle,became a skelleton wannabe and kneeled on the circle to pray"Oh Jashin our lord and savior..."

"Sorry but litteraly nothing can stop him when is praying time.He simply becomes invencible for five minutes. And after that the universe conspires in his favor a week per sacrifice.In really absurds and impossible ways."explained Kakuzo

"..."Yugito was in shock as her genin team was killed in front of her"ARRGGG"Yugito turned into Matatabi

"Thanks Jabiroca now we have to fight this thing."Kakuzo then looked at Hidan praying "I have to fight this thing."

"!"Matatabi cried before attacking Kakuzo with her gigant claws.

"I need to get serious."said Kakuzo jumping away from the attack*FIIIUUUUIII!*he whisled and his masks that were out came to him."It's being a while since the last time I used this "he said while landing hes katon mask on his back then came put of his back and fused with the other three and Kakuzo him self.Kakuzo remove his mask revaeling that there were tentacles coming out of his mouth.

"Nyaaaauuuu!!"Matatabi began to charge a Bijju-dama

"You aren't the only one who can make a nuke"said Kakuzo and his mask came towards his mouth and began to do something similar to a bijju-dama as well.

"Matatabi shot the bijju-dama at Kakuzo

"It's the first time I use this against the real thing, so let's hope it's a least strong enough to counter it."said Kakuzo shoting his 'bijju-dama' well

*Buummmm!!!*there was an big explosion in ther ruins. Both Kakuzo and Matatabi were sending flying

"Urr.My fake one was at least strong enough to blew the real one."said Kakuzo landing

"?"asked Matatabi

"I found out that a you can make a something similar to a bijju-dama by combining the five elements.It failed the first ten attempts and blew up on my face a feel times.But after a lot of studie and observation. I tryed to add yin and yang chakra and it was stable enough to not blow up on my face."explained Kakuzo"But unfortunally chakra Yin and chakra Yang can't be absorved from nature so I need to use the little I have."

said Matatabi

five minutes later...

"Glory Jashin."Hidan finished his praying"Alright Kakuzo lets get- Kakuzo! What have you done haven't we just won?!!!"Hidan shouted angry

"This is your's religion's fault.If you hadn't killed the kids we would be done by now!"shouted Kakuzo in response while he was using his Futon and Katon masks to make a jetpack to fly while avoiding Matatabi's strikes and attacking it with the Raiton and Suiton ones

"Hmp."Hidan got up and went to fight the bijju

"Nyaaauuu!"Matatabi hit Kakuzo with her tail and threw him against a wall

"Urrr!"

Matatabi began to charge a Bijju-dama at Hidan"I may not know if being desintegrated hurt but it's a pain I'm willing to endure!"

"Hmp. I can't die, expecially after I have made a three sacrifices to Jashin!"Hidan shouted the last part

""Matatabi as finishing to charge her biggest Bijju-dama yet but a she did something wrong and it blew in her face.

*Buummmm*Hidan was sended flying and landed on a conff bush

In the middle of the crater that as made by the explosion there was Yugito's body controled by Matatabi almost passing out."I have done Bijju-damas my entire life.How did I miss calculated the amount of Yin and Yang chakra. To give stabilization"she finished before passing out

"Hmp. Glory Jashin."said Hidan aproching Yugito's body