Kenny's POV

The bus pulled up and we all hopped on. I take a seat in the back across from Stan and Kyle. I take out my phone and earbuds. I pulled up spotify. I decided Eminem Role Model.

Okay I'm going to attempt to drown myself you can try this at home

I watch as we drive by Starks pond. I smirk as I remember as an 3rd grader we dressed Cartman like the "tooth fairy" but we ran into Lowie and fat ass decided to betray him. They dropped me in the lake. I remember watching people walk past. Screaming for help. The worst part was when Kyle Stan and Cartman walked past. They didn't even peep at me. It was the slowest death of my life.

mic check 1 2 we recording? I'm cancerous so when I dis you, you won't want to answer this.

I see the hospital in the distance. I remember make a wish foundation visiting me when I had that muscle problem. They sent Madonna. The old anorexic whore

If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for canines, I strangled you to death to death and I choked you again

I notice the rim of my small house in the distance. I remember one time I came home late and my dad thought I was a burglar. He chocked my to death. That was when I was in 7th grade.

And break your fuckin legs until your bones poke through

The first time I died in 3rd grade I got hit by a car. Cartman said I was alive and to prove I was dead Kyle ripped my head off.

You beef wit' me, im even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat you legally

I've been in 102 fights and I've died 56 of those times. Still fuckin worth it.

I get too blunted off the funny home grown 'Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono. So if I say I never did drugs that would mean I lie and get Fucked. more than the President

We passed tweek's coffee. I remember my mom handing me a bag of green shit and told me to deliver it to tweek's parnents. I thought it was oregano so I put it on pizza. And that's the first time I got high.

Hillary Clinton tried slap me and call me a pervert I ripped her fuckin tonceles out and feed her sherbet

I see town hall. I remember when Kathy Lee Gifford came and Garrsion shot her and missed flying me head first into the pole.

My nerves hurt and lately I'm on edge, grabbed Vannila Ice and ripped out his blonde dreds

I'm so scared I'm going to start dieing left and right again. Thank god it fucking stopped.

Every girl I ever went out with has gone les' Follow me and follow what the song says.

I've banged almost every girl and guy in South Park and I'm still not as big of a whore as Cartman's mom.

Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people, and drink and jump behind the wheel like it's still legal.

I remember at 13 driving my drunk asshat parents home from the bar. They were fucking in the back. Still scared. They tried to apologies but I will never forgive them.

I'm dumb enough to walk into a store and steal

I see Jim's drugs in the distance. I remember it was Christmas and Karen wanted a Barbie doll but we were broke. I walked in and stole her the most expensive one they had and a pack of cigarettes for me. I remember seeing her face light up. She hugged me so hard.

So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauren Hill.

I asked Red out and she imedaitly said no. 2 hours later she asked Kyle out. He said hell no and walked away. I saw her crying and smirked. Bitch.

Some people only see that I'm white 'Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill

I so fucking weird but most people see me as the perverse poor dick with a big heart. Big and empty.

But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist

I try to keep my cool even in the shityest moments. The only exception is when it comes to Karen. Don't. Fucking. Touch. Karen.

How the fuck can I be white when I don't even exist. I get clean, shave, bathe, and go rave.

The bus passes the big hippo. I feel like the next year's of my life are going to be me fucking up like my parents. It's my biggest fear.

Die from overdose and dig myself out of my grave. My middle finger won't go down how do I wave?

We pass the ally way next to jimbos guns. I remember O.D ing there. The best fucking way to die.

And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids to behave?

How the fuck am I supposed to to take care of Karen when i'm more fucked then LeeAnn Cartman.

Now follow me and do exactly what you see. Don't you want to grow up to be just like me?

God I fucking hope Karen does better than me. No! I know she'll do better than me! She'll do better than anyone!

My music gets cut off when I hear the bus brakes slam. I walk off the bus as I take off my ear buds and put my phone away.

I walk into the hell and slip Craig a orange sticky note.

Craig's POV

I open Kenny's sticky note. It read-

"Meet me outside during lunch asswhole"- Kenny

Writers note

I know. I know. I hate this type of writing too with the music. It's just for you as a reader to get to know Kenny better as character. The only thing that this chapter is important for is when Kenny slips Craig a note. I'm sorry and I will probably never write like this ever again. Anyway as always...

Bye peeps!

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