Ugh. I woke up with a headache. I put my hand to my head and groaned. It felt like a normal Saturday. I went to the bathroom and took a shower. I brought my phone with me so I could play music.

"Hmmm should I go emo or 1970s rock today?"

I went with 2000s pop.

Everything was fine and I felt kinda good. But I dropped my toothbrush in the shower In realization that Kenny and Craig are like a thing now. I don't know how I keep forgetting this it's been almost a full week.

I picked up my toothbrush and started brushing again while mumbling the lyrics to 1985. Don't judge me. So I brush my teeth in the shower so what? It's more efficient this way.

Once I got dressed I grabbed my apron and stuffed it in my duffle bag since I was going to be at the shop all day. I really want a new electric guitar. So I have to save up. And me taking a whole weekend off didn't really help.

"I'll be at the shop later, sweetie" my mom said reading a magazine while eating breakfast.

"Kay" I walked out the door.

Past noon I was at the shop, sweeping with Clyde at one of the tables sipping an iced mango herbal tea. Fancy shmancy, amiright?

"Dude it's only been a week and I'm already over kenny and Craig" he said sipping the tea.

"Bitch I've been over them since day one" Clyde laughs choking on the tea a little bit

"Okay, clyde?" The mood changes "Can I ask you a question?" I say dropping the broom against a chair

"Uhh I guess?"

"Okay so, the thing is,I know why I don't like Craig with kenny. I mean I know I'm pretty obvious. I'm surprised he hasn't figured out yet"

"He's pretty oblivious"

"But why do you not like them?" When I asked he looked at the ground "Clyde? Do... you like Craig too?" He looks up at me but before he can say anything we hear the bell ring.

Ah, the one and only walks through the door as I roll my eyes.

"Heeeey" I groan through my gritted teeth "What's up kenny?"

"Ay, tweek, me Man! What's up" kenny says as he gives me one of those bro hug things

"Uh hi kenny? Do you want the usual?"

"Oh um," he rubs his neck and pauses. He puts his hands back in the pockets of his parka and says "I'm actually not here, for a coffee"

"Oh?" Clyde says, trying to reach the bottom of his cup by sipping loudly. He wants the rest of the tea.

I turn back to kenny "Well you see, I got fired at city wok" he looks down at the ground "which sucks because I've been working there for so long"

"Oh? And you came here because...?"

"Oof rough shade, tweeker"

"Just drink your goddamn tea, Clyde"

Clyde put his head down in shame as I looked back at kenny

"So Craig said it was just you working here?"

"Well, I'm the only one working back staff" I told him "so I'm basically my own manager"

Kenny paused "Do you think you could get me a job?" He asked "I'll work for anything"

"Anything?"

"Anything." He added "except free obviously"

"How's 10 bucks an hour?"

He gasped with little stars of hope shining in his eyes "dude! That like 3 times more than my old job! Deal!" He forcefully grasped my hand and jumped a little

"Okay, Okay. Calm down." Heh. For once I'm the one saying that. "I'll have to train you first"

"Okay! When can we do that?"

"Hows... um." I still can not believe this is happened "Sunday?"

"So tomorrow?"

"Sure, tomorrow works"

"Thanks Tweek!" Kenny jumped out the door

I slowly turn to Clyde who has a mischievous smile.

"What? Why are you smirking?"

Clyde's smile grew wider "I just find this ironic"

"How?"

"Well just the boy that you hate is now working with you. So now you have to get along with him"

"I don't hate him" I say continuing to sweep

"Uh huh." Clyde says "can I get another mango thingy"

"I don't appreciate your tone mister" I say, swiping the cup from his hands "and it's tea, stupid"

After I make it I almost hand it to him but before he can grab it, I say "that'll be 4.50 please" and give him a big smile. He groans and digs through his wallet

"Oh And Uh by the way" he says, still digging. Jesus how deep is his wallet

"I don't like Craig" he tells me when putting the five dollar bill in my hand. He doesn't let go of it. I look him in the eyes and he has one eyebrow raised. I'm confused.

Wait..

If he doesn't like Craig...

...

Then..

That means.

I gasp and fly 7 feet back "OHHHHHH"

"YOU LIKE KEN-" I almost say but Clyde puts his hand on my mouth and nods towards the door. Craig's leaning against the door frame and when he sees me looking at him he gives me a small smile.

"H-hey" I say pushing Clyde's hand away from my mouth.

"Whatcha doin' here craigo?" Clyde asks

"I just wanted to say, thanks?"

"Oh?" I say

"Kenny's been having a hard time at home so this extra job will really help"

"WAit. Hold up." I say "Extra job?"

"Yeah he also works at the gas station"

"Oof" clyde said from the background once again

"And the abortion clinic"

"BIG Oof"

"Clyde!" I whipped my head around before turning back to Craig "that must suck"

"Yeah it's an ass of a situation" Craig tells me "anyway can I get a crossiont or something?"

"I don't know how to make crossionts"

"Oh. Well what do you know how to make?"

"Ngh" I started to think. I love to bake but I don't really do it much anymore. It was one of those activities I only did with my mom. Cheesy I know. "cupcakes?"

"Okay can I get one of those?"

"Sure What one?"

"What ones are there?"

"Well there's a fruit loops one but those aren't rea-"

"WOAH" Craig and Clyde said together

"There was a cereal one and you didn't tell me!" Clyde said

"I didn't kn-"

"You know we love cereal!" Craig Said "why else would me and token sneak boxes of Cheerios and shit in?"

"You never asked for one. It's in the window." They're so stupid oh my god. I love them though. Craig and Clyde, not the cupcakes. Those are mediocre.