《Teenage Dirtbag -South Park Creek》King Boo
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It's two days until the weekend and I couldn't be more excited. I've been wanting to go to the Grand Canyon for my whole life. Nature is so beautiful. No in get to go with Craig. I've been thinking about this for a while and I think I might like him. Like actually like like. I've been thinking about him lately. I can't get my work done and it's all that beautiful monsters fault.
I walk inside my house and up to my mom.
"Um hey Mom?"
She turns from the dishes she's washing "Yeah honey?"
"I was invited to go to the Grand Canyon with Craig and I was wondering if I could-um- take the weekend off"
She smiles at me "you've been working so hard honey of course I'll let you take the weekend off" she hugs me "I'll just get Pablo to work this weekend"
I hug her back "thanks Mom"
I walk upstairs and sit on my bed. I peel my shoes off my slightly big feet. Ahh I'm free. School was a little rough today. I have homework in history and geometry. My worst classes.
My phone buzzes out of nowhere
can me and wends come over I'm freaking out
sure
Why is bebe freaking out? I wonder why.
Me head snaps up. I just realized last Sunday when said she was going to ask Craig out this week. She probably got tired of waiting and decided to ask him out on Wednesday.
I hear knocking downstairs so I walk down.
"Hey" I say "sit on the couch my parents are at the shop"
Wendy and Bebe sat on the couch.
"What's wrong?"
"I asked Craig out" I knew it "and he told me he liked someone else"
I blushed "who?"
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"He didn't say but he told he was gay"
"He's probably lying"
My eyes went wide and I smiled. I'm the worst friend. Here my friend is, sad about getting rejected and I'm just smiling like an idiot over some crush! Crush. I never used that word before. Not in my head and definitely not out loud I just told myself I 'liked him'. This is big for me. I was so much in my own reality that I didn't notice Wendy glaring at me.
"Tweek can I talk to you?" She said. I'm fucked.
I nodded and she led me outside.
"What was that?"
"What was what?"I say still smiling over Craig
"You're smiling"
"Liar"
"Okay look I know I should be comforting Bebe but there's isn't nothing she should need comforting over" I say even though I shouldn't. I'm a douche "I mean he's gay so it's not her fault he doesn't like her"
"Let's just go back inside" she says annoyed
We walk inside and Bebe forces a weak smile
"Hey guys"
"Bebe wanna stay the night?"
She lit up "sure"
time skip>
"BOOM! Take that Boo!"
"FUCK OFF BABY PEACH" that bitch just threw a blue shell at me!
My mom walks in "Okay Tweek me and your dad are going to bed so just one more round of Mario kart then please try and get some sleep" then she walks upstairs
"Your Mom is so nice" she says picking peach for Mario kart
"When she's not on crack" I say picking king boo
"True" she says picking rainbow road
"Haha you're gonna lose I'm gay so I have a natural advantage!"
"Whatever homo! I'm a girl so I'll beat u!"
"Horrible logic. Such a pity."
A couple minutes went by and yeah, she won. We walked upstairs and into my room.
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"Whatever you know I'm bad at Mario kart"
She laughs and blows up the air mattress I keep in my closet.
"Why do u keep this in your closet?" She asked inbetween breaths
"Because when I came out there was to much room so I had to get creative"
She laughs and finds a blanket. It was the blanket I used to use when I was little. It was scratchy and had a boat on it.
"That blanket is kinda old I'll get you another one" I say walking into the hallway. I walk to the small storage closet we keep blankets and stuff in. I hear creaking coming from my parents room. Faster and faster then it slows down. It's getting faster again. So much for my mom sleeping.
I walk back in my room and throw the blanket at her
"Dude my parents are having sex"
She laughs "really?"
I nod "as we speak"
She laughs even harder "gross"
A few minutes went by and the whole time we were both silent. I was playing on my phone and she was reading moby dick.
"Hey tweek?" I lift my body from my bed and sit up
"Yeah?"
"Do you like anyone?"
My heart drops. Why did she have to ask that.
"Um-well.... I" how do I answer? Will she be mad if I tell the truth?
"Don't uh get upset but-"
she's cut me off and looks at me "- you like Craig" she smiles
I lightly nod and she says "I knew it!"
"You're not mad?"
"Of course not" she says "I mean I'm bummed out that Craig rejected me but it's not his fault" that's what I said!
"Plus after all the dorky stories you told me I don't think I like him anymore"
I laugh "you stop liking him just like that?"
She shrugs "I think I just liked him cause he was like" she moves her head side to side when she says "a bad boy"
I laugh. I try to go to sleep but I can't because one thing is one my mind
He likes someone with blond hair and brown eyes.
I have blond hair and hazel eyes. They have brown in them so good enough right?
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