《Teenage Dirtbag -South Park Creek》Sick germs
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BEEP! BEEP! BEPP!
I slug over to my side and groan. I shut my alarm off and get up. Great. I have more school to go to. I really don't want to see Bebe. She asked me out and I turned her down. Part of me doesn't care and the other part of me wants to apologize over and over while I hug her. There's a sharp pain in my head. Great. Fan-fucking-tastic now I have a headache. I droop my body back on my bed only to quickly get back up again. I have a headache! I can skip school! My Mom already went to work and Dad in Florida or something for work.
"HEY NERD GET UP WE'RE GONNA BE LATE" oh crap I have to drive Tricia.
I get up and put on my shoes and drive the twerp to school.
"Kay get out"
"Aren't you coming?"
"I have a migraine. I'm gonna skip"
"Ha! Finally you nerd" she says getting out
"AT LEAST I CARE ABOUT MY EDUCATION UNLIKE YOU" I scream through the doors
whatever.
I drive back home and slump on the couch. My pjs still on. Mm this is the life.
"I bet red racers on" I say to myself "I better get stripe"
I go upstairs to get my guiena pig and my phone and come back to the couch. I text my mom so she doesn't flip when she sees I have a absences at school.
hey Mom had a migraine so I'm staying home love you
I shut my phone off and turn on red racer with stripe #11 in my lap. I stroke his back while grabbing a blanket from behind the couch
Ding!
I look at my phone
Okay love you theres some ibuprofen in the bathroom cabinet hope u feel better
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I turn my phone off. Some pain killers would feel nice right now.
I go up to the small bathroom and look in the medicine cabinet. There it is. I grab it and unscrew the lip. The pill feels weird in my mouth so I get some water when I hear my doorbell ring. That's....odd.
I go downstairs and open the door. It's kenny. As in kenny McCormick. As in the (cute) kid who goes to my school.
"Shouldn't you be at school?" I ask
"Funny I was going to say the same thing" he says inviting himself in.
I look at him and he laughs on the couch "you weren't at school and it's no fun without you"
I roll my eyes and smile. Normally I would just roll my eyes. Normally I would think that's cheesy. But with kenny that's... cheesy and cute.
"Woah you smile I didn't know you could do that" Okay that's just annoying. I glare at him.
"Kidding"
I sit on the couch next to ken and grab stripe.
"Red racers on" kenny says
"No duh"
He smiles "you know what I mean" he looks back at the tv "I haven't watched this in years"
"Why? This show is radical" I really wish I didn't say radical
"I haven't watched it since Kevin left"
I smile at him and out my hands on his. It's fine I know he's not straight. Pan. To be exact.
He gets even closer on the couch to me. Which before was pretty dang close. We sit like this for another hour until I hear aggressive knocking at the door. I look at kenny then go get the door. It's Clyde dragging Tweek.
"What the hell you never skip school!" Clyde practically yells
"And what's he doing here?" Tweek says pointing at kenny. Woah do Tweek and kenny have some beef?
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"Hey hey hey" kenny says getting up from the couch "I was invited here"
"Not true" I mumble. Just because I want him here doesn't mean he's invited.
"Unlike you" oh dang
Tweeks blood begins to rise and I see it in his ears "Let's go. This wasn't worth skipping algebra" Tweek glares at kenny "especially for "
When Tweek and Clyde leave. I look at kenny. "What did you do?"
"Nothing! That I know of"
I roll my eyes. Bullshit. That's a bullshit excuse.
"You should go to class" I say "I don't want you to miss anymore school" I give him a small smile and his eyes soften.
"Okay" And he grabs his parka and leaves. When he's gone I continue to watch red racer. It's a good show. Helps me get my mind off things. And boy oh howdy do I need a break.
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