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"Megan get your behind down here right now and help Beyoncé and Matthew bring their things in!!!" My mom yelled up the steps.

I rolled my eyes and huffed. "Coming!". I slipped on some shoes and made my way downstairs.

My mom and Matthew got married last week. Matthew is Beyoncé's dad, my mom's husband, now my step dad. I like him he's cool, he knows his place. It's his daughter that gets under my skin. She's a stuck up bitch. At the wedding she went off on me for stepping on the back of her dress while she was walking. It wasn't like it was on purpose or anything......Okay maybe it was on purpose, maybe I do like messing with her, but she does things to me too. Wait! That sounded wrong, not like that, I mean like one time she dropped my toothbrush in the toilet and put it back...of course after I kicked her dog. But I had a good reason the dog is evil, the dog honestly hates me! And now they're moving in, ugh I have to live with that demon of a dog! What is life!?

I made my way downstairs heading towards the front door, on my way there I passed Beyoncé. She was carrying a box. I decided to mess with her.

I hardly bumped her shoulder making her dropped the box, the only problem is I heard glass break in the box, oh shoot, I hope she doesn't make a scene.

"MEGAN WHAT THE FUCK!!!" She yelled. Welp. ..I hoped to soon. "There's glass dishes in here, idiot" she spoke.

"It's not my fault you're clumsy" I said and walked out the front door to get something and bring it in .

I grabbed a box, I didn't read the top of it, I just grabbed something. I was bringing it in when the little monster dog, ran up to me started biting at my ankles. I really shouldn't have wore Nike slides.

"Go away you little mutt!!!" I was kicking at him and then I dropped the box. I heard glass break, then Beyoncé ran out of the house and screamed.

"Oh my god, I know you did not just break my lamp for my room!!!" she said.

" What!? You don't know what's in this box" I said.

"It says it on the box, smart one" she told me, I looked down at the box and like she said clear as day, it said 'Beyoncé's lamp for her room'.

"Well, you don't know if it's broken" I crossed my arms.

"Are you really that dumb? the lamp is out of the box, on the ground broken" she said in a duh tone. I looked down again, and again like she said, the lamp was out of the box, on the ground broken.

"Well, it's not my fault your demon dog, was attacking my ankles, which made me drop the box" I told her.

"How dare you!!! Munchie is not a demon, if anyone is its you, That was my grandmother's lamp" she said with her arms crossed.

"Well, it's not my fault, yell at your danm dog" I stopped caring at this point, it's just a lamp. Get another one.

" Megan!! What happened!?" My mother came out of the house.

"Her mutt attacked me and made me accidentally drop this box that her lamp was in" I told her.

My mom looked at the dog, who was sitting with his head turned side ways, adorably.

"What? Little Munchie? Attacked you?" She spoke now petting the dog. Curse you, you cute little evil dog.

"Well, technically he attacked my ankles, my ankles were attacked." I said.

" Well, Megan you broke Beyoncé's lamp, I think you should apologize, and Beyoncé honey I'll get you another lamp" my mom spoke. If she really thinks I'm about to apologize to this Bitch she has another thing co-

"Megan apologize now!!" My mom demanded. I gulped.

" Beyoncé , I'm sorry, for breaking your lamp, and I'm sorry that your dog is a demon, forgive me and the devil for giving you that dog" I apologized.

"I accept you first apology" Beyoncé said.

"Megan apologize to Munchie, he is no where near a demon" My mom said.

"Ma" I whined. She is not making me apologize to a dog.

"Megan. Apologize."

" Munchie, I'm sorry for calling you a demon dog" I said dryly.

"Thank you, now clean up this mess" she said then went in the house, with the dog following behind her, I swear that dog winked at me.

"I'm so gonna get you back for this" Beyoncé said and bumped my arm.

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We finally got all of their things inside the house and now we have to put everything where they go.

"Megan!!!" I heard my mother yell. What does this woman want from me.

"Ma'am" I called from my room. She didn't respond so I figured she got it. I continued scrolling through Instagram.

"Megan !!!" I heard her yell again.

"Huhhh!!!" I yelled back.

" Don't say 'huh' come see what I want" I heard her yell.

I groaned and got up and stomped downstairs.

"What?" I said with an attitude.

"Who are you talking to? " she asked.

"Nobody" I mumbled, quickly loosing my attitude.

"Go show Beyoncé where her room is" she instructed me.

"Fine" I turned on my feet and Beyoncé was still sitting on the couch.

"Come on" I huffed.

She got up and followed me. I walked up stairs and turned left, her room is on the other side of the house. I showed her to the room and she walked in and turned the light on. I stood thereand she turned around.

"Okay, you can leave now" She said. I rolled my eyes and on my way out turned off the lights.

"You so danm childish" I heard her say, I smirked and went to my room.

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2 weeks later

Beyoncé and her dad are finally settled in. Our parents havent had their honeymoon yet, but there going to go on it in 2 weeks. Next week, Me and Beyoncé's grandparents are coming. I don't know why, they just are.

My mom and Matthew are in their room doing God knows what and Beyoncé is downstairs watching bad girls club reruns. I decide this a perfect time to mess with her, she still hasn't gotten me back for the last time.

I walk down stairs and sit on the couch beside her. She doesn't even glance at me. I grabbed the remote and change the channel. I hear her groan and felt her glare, I smirk accomplished. I guess you can say I like making her mad. It's....it's hot.

"Megan turn it back" she said annoyed.

I ignored her and kept watching the TV. One of those long ass Cindy Crawford meaningful beauty commercials were on. Shit now I'm forced to change the channel.

"Megan, change the channel back" her annoyed face was hilarious to me.

I ignored her again and picked up the remote and changed it to spongebob.

"You know. Your really fucking annoying. Give me the goddanm remote" she said reaching for the remote. I held my arm up since she couldn't reach and smirked at her. She was so mad, she gets mad very easily.

"Megan give me the fucking remote" she yelled.

"Come and get it" I said shaking the remote in her face, she reached for it and I moved it back. And laughed.

I was laughing really hard until she crawled on my lap and grabbed my arm.

"Bey let go of my arm" I spat

"Give me the remote" she spat back.

"No I'll just change the channel back" I said.

"Fine" she huffed and crawled out my lap to her original spot.

I changed it back to bad girls club, then changed it back to spongebob.

"Megaaan" she whined, crossing her arms and pouting . I started laughing.

"You didn't say for how long" I laughing even harder.

SMACK!!!

I felt a sting in my cheek. Beyoncé snatched the remote of my hand and sat back in her seat.

"I know you didn't just smack me" i said holding my cheek.

"Well I did" she shrugged. She stood up trying to get the remote to connect with the cable box.

I clenched my jaw. And bald up my fist. I tackled her to the floor. And we started wrestling. She was under me at first, but some how she flipped us over. I was going to grab her hair, but then I knew she would really beat my ass then.

So I bit her.

She screamed. And mom and her dad came rushing down the stairs. Shit I'm fucked.

"What the hell is going on?" My mom asked.

We both stood up and Bey was holding her arm.

"This animal bit me" Beyoncé said.

"Well, she smacked me" i argued.

"Yeah, after you came down here and started messing with me"

"Whaaaaaaat? I came down here to watch TV' I said scratching my neck.

" Yeah right! "

We started going back and forth.

"Okay! Shut up" my mom yelled.

"Okay, Megan no biting, seriously why are you biting?"

" Because I was going to pull her hair but-

"But you would have had a dead daughter if she did that" Beyoncé interrupted me.

"Man you wasn't gone do shit" I turned to her.

" Then why you ain't do it" she spat at me.

"Cause...."

" cause what? " she asked. I was trying to come up with something but nothing was coming to me.

"Cause I didn't want to" I said.

"Whatever Megan"

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