That Time I Got Sent to Another World Where All of the Girls Are Super Hot and Super Into Me Because I Am Super Strong and Have Very Powerful Abilities that God Gave to Me Because Me and Them Were Friends When I Was in Grade School and God Is Actually A Loli Who is Also in Love with Me Because I Am A Super Epic Person Who Will Defeat The Demon Lord Who Threatens The Entire World but the Demon Lord Actually is in Love With Me and the Demon Lord is a Super Hot Busty Babe Who is Actually Just Trying to Get My Attention Because I Have a Cellphone That Can Contact the Internet and Can Get Anything Shipped To Me Within 2 Days But I Barely Need It Because I Am Actually the Most Strongest Guy Alive Because I Have Super Strong Powers Like Being Able to Lift Your Mom Really Easily Which is Nearly Impossible Because Your Mom is So Fat But is Actually A Secret Anime Busty Babe Who is Really into Me Because I Am Super Cool and Better Than Your Dad Because He is Super Lame Which I Am Not:

1.8 - That time I was reincarnated in another world and ran into a skeleton of enemies

Chaos erupted in the Adventurer's Guild, as suddenly a swarm of skeletons sprang into being, brandishing swords, bits of wood, clubs, and sticks of dynamite as they menaced the poor, defenseless tavern-goers.

The myriad medley of murderhobos took one look at the skeletons, before looking over at me and realizing that I had called dibs. Despite the fact that Skeletony was a presumably wanted criminal, and one of the Demon Lord's trusted [Elite Four], they knew that I had a called dibs, and so were honor-bound and restricted by Adventurer's Guild regulations to stand on the sidelines and possibly make canny observations as I fought one-on-one with the villain.

First, I had to know what I was up against. I glanced at the nearest skeleton and used my [Appraisal (but secretly infinite knowledge)] Skill.

Basic Bitch Skeleton

Level: 1

[Summoned Creature]

HP: 150/150

MP: 10/10

SP: 25/25

Attributes:

Stranth: 20

Dexterity: 10

Swoleness: 10

Magic: 2

Karma: -100

Mojo: 0

Luck: 5

Skills: [Slashing Resistance - Lvl 1] [Stabbing Resistance - Lvl 1] [Vulnerability - Light] [Vulnerability - Crushing] [Swordsman Lvl 1]

I swore under my breath as I saw that. Slashing resistance... and stabbing resistance to boot? My sword would be all but useless against that. The damage would be reduced by at least 5%, rendering them completely irrelevant. I would have to figure out some other way to beat these summons! I reached out and crushed a skeleton's skull in my fist, and another's skull between my thighs, as my mind raced trying to find some kind of strategy to win the fight.

I looked over to my opponent, to see him summoning even MORE skeletons. My jaw dropped in shock, killing another skeleton. How could a simple, everyday Demon Lord's Lieutenant possibly be this potent as a calciumancer? I had to resort to using some of my better abilities to get past this threat! I reached out my hand and cast a spell

"[Lightning Spear - Lvl 10]!" I shouted, as a blast of electricity shot from my palm, smashing into a skeleton and exploding it into bits before splitting off into a baker's dozen smaller spears, which likewise blasted into more skeletons and split again, in a shocking display of power. The skeletons were reduced to dust, and when the dust cleared, the skeletons were gone.

"How about that?" I asked, grinning a smile confidently. "I've destroyed all of your skeletons in one fell swoop. I'm on to your games. Unless you've got some other kind of cool trick up your sleeve, your spine-tingling tour of terror is over!"

In response, Skeletony grinned a greasy smile, his gold tooth glinting like a dagger in the hands of a coked-out key grip who has some choice words about the catering.

"Oh," he lilted, his singsong voice thick with coquetteish irony, "Just one."

With that, he lifted his hands and began to cast a spell. I quickly examined it using one of my magic Skills. I don't remember which because I honestly have no fucking idea which Skill does what, so I just activate all of them whenever I want to do anything remotely magical. To my horror, I saw the spell he was trying to cast:

[Summon Tons of Fucking Skeletons Lvl 6]

I couldn't let him cast that spell! The fate of the entire world might be at stake here! But... would any of my spells be powerful enough to stop him before he finished casting it? I appraised him once more. There had to be some kind of weakness I could exploit!

Name: Skeletony Cornea

Active Title: [Elite Four]

Faction: Demon Lord's Army

Race: Skeleton

Level: 54

EXP: 7259/15000

Skill Points: 50

Gold Stars: 2

Gacha Coins: 36

HP: 4250/4250

MP: 103/215

SP: 1050/1200

FP: 3/3

Attributes:

Stranth: 198

Dexterity: 150

Swoleness: 175

Magic: 72

Karma: -1285

Mojo: 6500

Luck: 55

Skills:

[Jumping Mastery - Lvl 3] [Swagger Supremacy - Lvl 10] [Advanced Swagger] [Running Basics - Lvl 9] [Climbing Mastery - Lvl 2] [Crawling Basics - Lvl 2] [Swimming Supremacy - Lvl 10] [Motorboat Legs] [Cooking Supremacy - Lvl 3] [Punching Super-Resistance Lvl 2] [Slashing Super-Resistance Lvl 6] [Stabbing Invulnerability] [Vulnerability - Light] [Vulnerability - Pineapple Pizza] [Shame Invulnerability] [Stubbornness Lvl 6] [Greater Swordsman Lvl 4] [Stunning Slash] [Skeleton Command] [Skeleton Cloak] [Skeleton Warp] [Skeletal Form] [Disguise Lvl 5] [Steal] [Greater Skeleton Magic] [Lesser Dark Magic]

Spells:

[Summon Skeleton Lvl 10]

[Summon Tons of Fucking Skeletons Lvl 6]

[Bone Zone Lvl 5]

[Skeleton Sword Lvl 3]

[Darkbolt Lvl 2]

Titles:

[Elite Four] [Skeleton Lord] [Italian] [Swordsman] [Villain] [Human Killer] [Iron Chef] [Demon Lord's General] [Bully] [Thief]

Some kind of weakness... He had to have some kind of vulnerability I could exploit. Think... Swords? No, he had [Stabbing Invulnerability] and [Slashing Super-Resistance Lv 6]. Punching? No, he had [Punching Super-Resistance Lvl 2]. Then... suddenly, it came to me! I was startled that it had taken me so long to realize. After all, it had been staring me right in the face!

He had [Shame Invulnerability], along with [Steal]! And the fact that he had 36 Gacha Coins meant that he had spent several of them, because a quick glance at this world's In-World Shop with my [Brain Cellphone] told me that Gacha Coins were only sold in packs of 50, 100, and higher, up to a maximum of 10 billion. I quickly nodded to myself and bought 10 billion Gacha Coins using my [Infinite Wallet] Skill, to store for later. I knew his weakness:

He was a Gacha whale. And that meant...

"Take this!" I shouted, and threw a bag of gold coins directly at his feet. His eyes widened and he looked down in blatant, undisguised cashlust at the filthy lucre that was enticing him within its canvas lingerie. He dropped his spell, cancelling it mid-cast, as his mind hamster-wheeled its way to the conclusion, and he reached down for the bag.

I had him now!

"Take this!" I shouted, again, and blasted out at him with one of my highest offensive spells, [Dark Blast].

A coursing ball of pure darkness coursed forth, its course set dead on his eyes, which were looking up at me from the bag of coins, wistful and forelorn as he knew his end was at hand.

A sort of peace settled over him as he accepted his fate, and shook his head sadly.

"Ah fuck. Ah, god damn it. Son of a bitch," he mused.