That Time I Got Sent to Another World Where All of the Girls Are Super Hot and Super Into Me Because I Am Super Strong and Have Very Powerful Abilities that God Gave to Me Because Me and Them Were Friends When I Was in Grade School and God Is Actually A Loli Who is Also in Love with Me Because I Am A Super Epic Person Who Will Defeat The Demon Lord Who Threatens The Entire World but the Demon Lord Actually is in Love With Me and the Demon Lord is a Super Hot Busty Babe Who is Actually Just Trying to Get My Attention Because I Have a Cellphone That Can Contact the Internet and Can Get Anything Shipped To Me Within 2 Days But I Barely Need It Because I Am Actually the Most Strongest Guy Alive Because I Have Super Strong Powers Like Being Able to Lift Your Mom Really Easily Which is Nearly Impossible Because Your Mom is So Fat But is Actually A Secret Anime Busty Babe Who is Really into Me Because I Am Super Cool and Better Than Your Dad Because He is Super Lame Which I Am Not:

Season 1, Ep 7: That time I turned the tables on one of the Elite Four and saved the day

"Nnggh!" I said out loud, struggling against the steel cuffs the [Police Cops] had clamped around my wrists. I couldn't believe what was happening! I was being arrested already, and I hadn't even had any opportunity to commit any crimes yet! I wasn't planning to be a criminal or anything, but as a cool isekai protagonist, I was at least hoping to get away with some of the cool ones like justified assault of some jerk, breaking and entering into random houses and stealing shit from drawers, tax evasion, breaking pots, and high treason. I hadn't even had a chance to get started!

More importantly, if I was arrested, I wouldn't be able to stop Skeletony Cornea, confirmed bad guy and probably some kind of bonehead, from doing a big ol' fucky wucky with the Adventurer's Guild. I had to act now, before he got away. I was the only one who could possibly stop him.

I flexed all the muscles in my wrist and strained against the handcuffs. The metal creaked as I grit my teeth and groaned over my breath.

"I... I can break these cuffs..." I growled, using a fraction of my strength, just enough that I could look badass while I was struggling. The [Police Cops] merely chuckled as he sternly shook his head in my direction.

"You can't break those cuffs," he taunted me. I furrowed my brow. I may have been struggling in vain, but I refused to have my efforts be conceded.

The police officer stared down in horror at the broken cuffs, then stared up, backwards, up again, and down as I thoroughly thrashed him in a flashy, high-budget action sequence that I refuse to describe here. The cop stared weakly up at me as I kicked aside his spear.

"Look," I explained, "I'm sorry to have to do this, but you have to understand that I'm above the law."

The cop groaned and struggled to his knees. "Y-you'll pay for this!" he swore. His partner nodded.

"Nobody gets to disobey the law while we're around, unless you're extremely wealthy or a politician!" she announced, "and you don't look like a sexual deviant at all!"

"Looks can be deceiving," I chuckled, "But more importantly, I'm more important than any king or merchant."

I patted my chest in a way I hoped inspired awe and trust, and shot her the sanest look I could manage.

"I'm on a mission from God."

"Oh!" She gasped, "Why didn't you just say so from the start?" She instantly removed the rest of my handcuffs and handed me her spear, along with a card with a seven digit number inside of a heart.

"Go in peace, brave hero," she commanded, before saluting and turning to leave with her partner, looking for some poor people to beat the shit out of.

I watched them disappear violently into the sunset, with a twinkle in my eye, before turning back to the Adventurer's Guild. That was close! I barely escaped with the skin of my teeth, and I hadn't even confronted the bad guy yet! I quickly strode into the Adventurer's Guild, looking around the place.

The guild was pretty typical, all things considered. There was a tavern and family restaurant attached, where all kinds of murderers-for-hire were having ribald fun, throwing beer into the air and all that kind of stuff. There was a counter where you could come up to get your Adventurer Trading Card, as well as take [Quests] and collect [Quest] rewards. On the other side of the hall was a ticket counter, where you could exchange your [Quest] reward for candy or small toys. I stared in awe at the scooter at the top of the wall. Maybe someday if I gathered enough tickets, I could buy it, but... was such a thing even possible?

I shook my head free of my thoughts. No. I had a mission to do. I pushed my way through the crowd and towards the dance floor, which was positioned right in front of the standard Adventurer's Guild stage. It looked like there was a band of golems performing, each in festive anthropomorphic animal shapes, probably powered by children's souls or something. I didn't have time to deal with that. I was here to find the man who would be behind the slaughter.

I spotted him at once, the jangling of his gold chains and/or rattling bones rising above the din of the crowd.

"Hey, you!" I shouted across the room, jabbing towards him with one finger. "I've come to stop your heinous crimes!"

Skeletony turned and frowned at me. "Hey, my dancing ain't that bad!" he insisted.

I opened my mouth to argue, but gasped in shock as he did a perfect back handspring into front handspring into side handspring into dutch corkscrew into Forbidden Worm. His dancing was... too powerful! I had to activate my [Surprise Invulnerability] to force myself from reeling back in shock.

"T-that may be!" I admitted, "But I meant all the murders and stuff like that."

"Oh," he replied, casting a spell and summoning 12d6 skeletons, which began to assault the guild. "That."

Looks like things were starting to get intense!