《Humor》Time changes?
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Not the smartest guy:
Excuse me, sir, what time is it?
Smart guy:
It's 3:15
NTSG:
You know what's funny? I've been asking that same question ALL day and I keep getting a different answer...
SM:
I can't imagine why...
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HELLO!!!! I'm doing a lot of jokes today! They aren't all going to be short!!!! :)
I'm trying to think of kid stories and jokes I can change up... But it's not as easy as it looks... Surprisingly.
Anyway, I hope you like this one and if you don't I'll take any critiquing! If you have any ideas please share them with me by messaging me or commenting!
Thanks for the votes and reads, you guys really do ROCK!!!
Sincerely,
Isabella Duggan
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