《Humor》Don't bite the hand that feeds you
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Guest:
Why is your dog staring at me while I eat!?
Hotel Host:
I don't know, unless it's because your eating from the plate he usually uses...
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Isabella Duggan
P.S. Sorry it's a short one I'm posting another tonighy
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