Can you just do the naked tango with Oliver already?

: I would but he wanna keep secrets and shit.

When are you gonna tell Oliver about the bet?

It wasn't a bet and I don't know yet, I don't want him to stop trusting me.

Virgin or nah?

Or nah...

Your friends were in the house when you two did that... Do you remember?

Uh... Yeah.

How do you feel now that you and Oli have kissed and um cough other stuff?

Is it weird to say I feel kind of the same? I mean, his lips are fucking heaven on Earth and that boy is really something...

So have you forgotten about the bet and it doesn't matter now? Or what?

Well, when I'm with him, those feelings are genuine. I mean, I really like him and shit, to me, the dare is nothing now. I do feel guilty though.

IT WASNT A BET, IT WAS A DARE

THANK YOU

Do you want Emerson to be your girlfriend?

I wouldn't mind actually.

Why don't you ask Em to be your girlfriend already?

: I'm dangerous... I blackout a lot and either she'll get sick of me eventually or I'll hurt her unintentionally. You guys don't realize that I do black out, I need help... I have a problem that I don't think either of us could handle. And I really don't think I could ever forgive myself if I hurt her.

Where can I buy you? Is there like a psychopath.com for people like you?

Sorry, not for sale. Why would you even want a psychopath?

Is this the first time Em made you hard?

NEXT QUESTION

lol why did I ask that idk

I DON'T KNOW EITHER

Are you secretly underground fighting or something?

Or something.

How big are you down there cause em said you're bigger than ceaser the salad

I don't feel comfortable answering this.

How are you getting beat up?

Truth is, I'm not. I always win.

Why do u keep turning down Em when things get "heated"? Do u WANT her to be your girlfriend?

: I respect her too much to let her get me off and pretend like it didn't happen. I wouldn't be able to go back to being friends after that and what if she doesn't want anything more?

can you be mine?

Depends on whether or not you'll be there for me.

Do guys like you even exist?!? Cuz if you do then where can I find one?

Seriously guys, I'm not that great.

Oli, when are you going to finally move from the Friend Zone officially?? Grow some balls, dude.

I need to be okay with me and I need to be stable because that's what she deserves, someone who has their shit in order and can always put her first and keep her safe.

when are you gonna ask Em to be your "official" girlfriend? We FANGIRLS are waiting(:

When I get my shit in line and when we've gotten to know each other more.

Where can I get you? Or maybe your twin?

I don't have a twin but you can find Elliot at Target.

Did you fix your situation in the bathroom or... Bruh, tbh you shoulda just let her handle it herself like I need Jesus oh jeez.

Are all of these questions about either Emerson or my dick?

Do you have any piercings besides the one on your lip? (;

I have my ears pierced and my eyebrow used to have a bar in it but I got punched in it so there's a small scar, same with my lip ring.

Why do you call yourself a psychopath when all the fights you get in has a reason behind it?

I'd rather not answer this question... Sorry.

What's your biggest secret?

If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore.

Why are you always putting your life on the line for your brother?

Elliot needs me and I wasn't there for him a while back when some stuff went down. He's my brother, I can't just not help him.

So uh, who are you exactly?

Oliver J. Remmer, that crazy loner who listens to way too much Fall Out Boy and All Time Low.

Do I give you a boner?

I uh *scratches neck* don't know you but sure?

Have my babies?

: Not looking for that type of commitment yet.

: How do you feel about this chapter?

Well Ty made me horny as fuck *sends glare to interviewer* because someone decided to have Emerson in lace one day and fuck, that was hot.

Marry me?

Can we get a dog?

I wonder if you really want out of the friend zone?

: I mean, I really like her but I don't want to get too invested just for her to realize that she can do better.

How big are you xD

Uh... 5'10 and I think around 160 LBS.

Why won't you tell Em what's going on with you? Do you trust her?

Last time I trusted someone this much, I got hurt and they got hurt and I don't want to go through that again. Emerson is great, believe me but who's to say she won't realize that I'm bad for her?

Size of your dick bro

NU UH

Do you like minions?

You mean those peppy balls of yellow shit? What the... fuck, no.

Um hey just wondering what u would do if some how someone u fought before comes back and tries to hurt em.

I'd have a life sentence in prison.

Do you think of yourself as trash? Cause if you do as a legal citizen I am obligated to pick you up... Is 7 okay?

If you're up for listening to music, counting stars, and Chasing Cars maybe we can come to an agreement.

What are your feelings towards Emerson? You say you're friends, you act like fuck buddies, but you look at each other like the only thing in the world. So which is it?

I like her... A little more than a friend but it's nice to have her around and play video games while throwing food at each other. I like that she's there for me and I like how she gets that little raise of her brow when she's challenging me but that vulnerability when she's confused or scared. I like that she's herself around me and I don't want that to change regardless of what we are. I like being able to like her and not feeling pressured, I guess. I have a lot of feelings towards Emerson so I don't think I'd even be able to see her as a quick fuck.

How old are you btw? WHEN ARE YOU GONNA INTRODUCE EM TO YOUR MOM? DAD?

I'm seventeen.

When the time is right, I don't know how she'll react.

How long is the D?

NOPE

you're literally my bestfriend tbh

Thanks

OLI, I AM YOUR GIRLFRIEND

no.

If Em lied or kept something from you, what would you do?

If it was something small, it's be fine I just have a problem with liars and I don't trust people easily... I don't think she'd keep something that big from me.

Oli... IF YOU SAY "WE'RE JUST FRIENDS" ONE MORE FREAKING TIME, I'LL BITCH SLAP YOUR SORRY LYING ASS

we're... just... friends.

How big is your dick

NOPE

WHY DIDN'T YOU WANT YOUR DICK SUCKED?

No comment.

Why you say no?

Why papi, why?

I didn't want her to feel used.

Promise me deep down that you know you're not a psychopath... Luv you bye

I can't promise that. I mean, even if it's true and I'm not, I have issues that probably need to be checked out by a professional and I kind of don't want to talk about it.

Will u date me

Are you even legal?

You're such a sweet heart

*blushes* uh.. *blushes more*

babessss

?

Can I have you for just one day/night? I feel like breaking down in tears because I know I will never find someone like you. And I know you're just a character in a book but idc because you're amazing and I could totally get past your violent tendencies. I'm like so serious right now my eyes are like really tearing up.

I promise that you'll find someone ten times better than me. But if you want, lie with me and forget the world.

What colour is your toothbrush?

Green.

If you care about Em so much why don't you tell her what's been going on?

Because I don't think she'd stay if she knew about that shit.

Do u luv Em??

*shakes head* I like her... But love? Not yet.