Jungkook didn't skip his class to buy those mountain dew condoms, however that doesn't mean the couple decided to take a trip to the mall afterwards.

The younger never believed Taehyung when he said they got mountain dew condoms, and he was right as well, because the little story didn't have those, but Taehyung had simply just misunderstood "This is not mountain dew condoms, this is like some marijuana condoms what the hell?"

"Sorry"

"Jesus fucking christ"

"So we can't buy them?"

"That shit is illegal oh my god" Taehyung pouted, but eventually started to search for new interesting things, or just other types of condoms. He suddenly found art.

"Kookie, we should use this one when we fuck for the first time!" the said boy looks at the red condom package in the taller's hands, he didn't understand why it was so special, until he actually got a good look at it.

"What the fuck? I don't want Donald Trump inside of me"

"So you admit that you're the bottom? Great! I'll buy some lube and condoms right away"

Jungkook actually wants death at this point.