Darkest Hero

So, a few things to mention, first off I do know Mei isn't in 1A canonically, to be honest I changed around a few class members to fit around the fact that Nezu is a trolling angel spawn who is shipping trash instead of just regular troll shipping trash. No Izuku won't have One for All nor will Charlie, Ochako and certainly not Bakugo. Ships have been updated so here they are right now:

Izuku/Charlie/Vaggie/Ibara Aizawa/Miss Joke

No helltaker won't be overly involved in this but certain characters from it will be popping up from time to time. Point in case Azazel is a teaching assistant in this and I may have the Helltaker himself working at a waffle place.

So, few Q and A to respond to.

Q: is Izuku going to be God (or satan) father to any potential kid of midnight's?

A: probably not.

Q: what happened to Eri?

A: got adopted by Inko

Q: What's going on with Shoto being a dick?

A: no, that's cannon until sports festival, you're probably used to after sports festival Shoto.

"HELLO" japanese

:Hello: English

So without further adue, let's begin.

Chapter 24: meeting of the classes.

After the disaster that was the first heroics class the day progressed on normally and like most normal highschools if one was honest. Present Mic was teaching English, Ectoplasm was teaching science and the day ended with what was supposed to be mathematics with Power Loader turning into a free period after he was dragged off to help Cementos in arena B with all the rubble. With 1B jammed into the same room as them since they were supposed to have literature with Cementos the room quickly became crowded.

Of corse certain students migrated towards one another. Kendo as it turns out was friends with Pony the American exchange student since they had been pen pals before school had started. Ibara had practically jumped onto Izuku's lap and used her vines to bring Charlie in for a group hug aswell, she had tried to grab Momo too but her bladed arms had made that impossible.

"GET AWAY FROM 1A TRASH THIS INSTANT!" A blonde with more flair than angel dust demanded with a pompous tone, everything about him screamed arrogant. "We'd of had heroics training by now if it wasn't for them ruining the arena!"

"First off Monomo." Ibara growled darkly as she hugged Charlie and Izuku possessivly. "Who put you in charge? Second, tell me to leave my boyfriend or girlfriends again and I'll gladly arrange a meeting between you and one of my more thonrier vines."

"She is grumpy bitch?" Pony asked with a tilt of her head.

"PONY!" Kendo scolded. "Who taught you that?"

"Monomo said bitch is what I am and what kinoko is, he says it mean :girl: what it mean?" The american asked in confusion.

Monomo meanwhile was cowering under the combined glares of the other students with one who's head was a speech bubble showing numerous symbols "$H!&*#" in response to the information. Bakugo just laughed and Momo was angry enough that she lost control of her quirk which made a baseball bat and a wooden staff on instinct. Ochako had her mouth covered in shock and Mina was cracking her knuckles.

:It's a very rude word that means Bitch, you want to say On'nanoko for girl.: Charlie explained in English.

:oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!: Pony gasped back in English looking horrified before switching to Japanese and bowed her head. "I sorry! He teach me wrong!"

"Its alright, I had problems with Japanese myself to be honest." Charlie waved it off.

"Wait, your first language isn't Japanese?" Kendo asked.

"Yeah, I kinda grew up isolated by my parents who were super protective when I was a kid, mum speaks Sumerian, german, English, Dutch, Arabic and Japanese, dad speaks just about everything." Charlie explained. "I only know English, Spanish, Sumerian and now Japanese."

"Vaggie-san knows Spanish." Ibara smiled softly then continued with a giggle, "Izuku-sama isn't allowed to speak it for mispronouncing everything."

At the raised eyebrows and weird looks izuku could only blush as his skull caught fire making those in 1B who hadn't seen it before jump in shock or fear.

"Ibara." Charlie groaned in exasperation as the vine haired girl proceeded to roll on the floor like a maniac while blowing on the end of a vine that got singed from izuku's flames. She knew the former nun was just being dramatic as her vines only had a muted sense of feeling to the point that one would have to hit it with a hammer to feel the same force a tap would generate.

"SEE!" Monomo shouted as he pointed at Izuku like he was a criminal. "He hurt her and those 1A brats did nothing! Proof they're all shitty villains!"

"YOU WANNA DIE?!" Bakugo shouted as he lept atop his desk, explosions crackling in his hands. "I've been itching to beat the shit out of you since you opened your mouth blondey!"

"Bakugo sit down!" Iida ordered with robotic gestures.

"Leave Izu alone you jerk." Charlie huffed.

"Such stupidity." Tokoyami sighed as he shook his head.

"Dumber than a box of rocks labled stupid." Reiko added. Dark shadow grinned and hive fived the less enthusiastic girl.

"Fight! Fight! Fight!" Mina, Ochako and Tetstetsu cheered them on, each wanting it for different reasons. Mina wanted to see a brawl, Ochako wanted Bakugo to get punched and Tetsutetsu wanted to see a display of manliness. Jirou was just huddled in the corner covering her ear jacks in pain while Koda tried to help her. Shoto meanwhile was ignoring everything and concentrating on eating a container of cold soba he had snuck into the classroom.

"There will be no fighting!" Iida once more tried to calm the situation as did a fur covered teen with glasses from 1B.

"Just as well they're too weak to waste my time with." Monomo spat with a huff.

"Fuck you." Bakugo spat in anger, his left eye was twitching.

"Exactly what I did to your mother last night." Monomo smirked. Izuku instantly dove under his desk dragging Ibara and Charlie with him while tokoyami grabbed Reiko and pulled her away. Momo however made a riot shield and crouched behind it, kicking her chair back at the same time.

"NOBODY SPEAKS ABOUT MY MOTHER LIKE THAT! DIE!" Bakugo screamed as he launched himself across the room, tackling the blonde to the ground as he ignored his quirk in favour of beating the crap out of the moron with his own fists. An explosion from Monomo sent Bakugo flying back where he slammed face first into Momo's riot shield with a pained grunt. The blonde growled in anger as he wiped the blood away from his broken nose and got back up.

"Ha! I'll see you expelled for that you wanna-be villain! You and the rest of your class!" Monomo gloated.

"WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?!" An enraged voice demanded as the door was slammed open. Standing there was Aizawa with his capture scarf wrething around like an enraged cobra.

"He's a villain expell him!" Monomo shouted, pointing at Bakugo before anyone else could speak.

"Sorry professor but that statement is false." The fur covered teen stated as he fixed his glasses that were now cracked from the shockwave of the blast. "Monomo there goaded the blonde with the foul tongue into attacking him with derogatory falsehoods against his mother then unleashed an explosion upon him which resulted in him breaking his nose."

"I see. TODOROKI! Take Bakugo to the nurse's office now." Aizawa ordered the teen who now had cold sob on his face and the contained on his head. With a sigh the bi colored teen got up from his desk to do as he was told.

"As I expe-" Monomo's rant was cut off as he was wrapped in the capture scarf of the pissed off teacher.

"You've got one chance, shut up now or I expell you for attacking another student outside of training and inciting violence." Aizawa all but growled.

"He also tell me word bitch." Pony added.

"He was rude shroom." The mushroom haired girl added with a small frown as she tapped her fingers together.

"You've also got detention with me tomorrow for that, if you are still enrolled that is." Aizawa stated as he dragged Monomo out of the room, stopping at the door to turn, he addressed the remaining students. "Next one to cause any ruckas is expelled. Goose, watch them." With that he left the room as Goose walked in and jumped onto the teacher's desk where he curled up lazily.

"Uh...is cat not bird though." Pony uttered in confusion making a few sweatdrop at how nieve she was.

"Put away any rulers." Izuku stated bluntly.

"Why?" A boy who's skin was as black as dark shadow asked in confusion.

"MY RULER!" Iida gasped as goose's tongues shot out and ate the ruler in one go. The glasses wearing speedster was frozen in shock at how quickly the ruler vanished too.

"FLERKEN!" a brown haired boy screamed in shock as he fell over in his chair, his legs literally spinning as he tried to get back up and away from the cat.

"He thinks they're food." Izuku chuckled nervously. "Sorry Iida. I'll buy you a new one."

End.

Thoughts?