Darkest Hero

Ok, Questions and answers time.

Q: Can we just kill monomo?

A: no, not yet.

Q: is that a real flerken?

A: maybe.

Q: Who let the dog out?

A: hey that's not very nice! Dogs are much better than monomo.

Q: How much longer until Eri, Toga and Inko come into the main part of the story?

A: USJ incident at the absolute earliest.

Q: explain how exactly a flerken got there?

A: may or may not be a flerken who ate a tesseract and went reality hopping.

Chapter 25: dinner and a geust.

The classes could only stare in shock at the orange ball of fuzz that was goose after the cat managed to eat two more rulers before they were all away, now Izuku owed rulers to Iida, Tetsutetsu and a girl with a lizard based quirk called Setsuna Tokage who just outright fed goose the ruler for her own amusement. Mei who had been quiet until now, sitting in the back with Shinso and a girl from 1B called Yui Kodai who was using her quirk to increase some sheets of paper for mei to write her blueprints on.

"All those in favour of never mentioning that again?" Momo asked with a raised hand. Most of the two classes raised their hands, Iida hadn't as he was still chopping the air in shock and Sen, the kid who's quirk let his limbs move like drills, was rocking back and forth in the corner muttered fearfully while staring at the cat with wide eyes.

"Agreed then." Momo stated with a soft sigh and cautiously got up from behind her riot shield which had some of Bakugo's blood on it along with some spit and sweat where he slammed into it before and sat back in her desk after putting the chair the right way up.

"C'mere you adorable little ball of squishy fluff." Charlie cooed at goose while making kissy faces.

"Charlie please don't bring the cat closer. I happen to like my stationary the way it is thankyou." Ibara requested while she hugged upto Izuku making him blush but for once he didn't ignite.

"Goose, guard the desk." Izuku stated. The cat yawned way too wide for a normal cat and rolled over on the desk, purring loudly.

"Aww." All the girls cooed at the cat asides for Tsu who croaked slightly and went about her school work.

"So, everyone got their stuff sorted for moving in?" Mei asked absently as she pulled her goggles over her eyes and started to work on the very fine details of her latest blueprints, that being the designs for a backpack with extendable stilts built into it.

"Ugh don't remind me." Mina groaned. "Moving stuff is so dull."

"Hey we could do room comparisons afterwards." Toru suggested. Instantly everyone had agreed asides Charlie, Izuku and Ibara who shared a room and honestly didn't want anybody looking through their stuff especially if they accidentally found the paperwork for the hotel.

"It is agreed, we shall all do a tour of our dorms, I should say after dinner would be best as it would be set up by then and afterwards we shall have enough time for homework before we sleep. I can't wait to show you all how manly my room is!" Tetsutetsu grinned widely as he gave a fist pump.

"So, will this be between both classes or just our own?" Setsuna asked as her head detached from her body and floated in a full circle so she could see everyone.

"I think both, hopefully it would calm down Monomo if he isn't expelled." A kid who's teeth were outside of their cheeks supplied. "Plus I kinda want to show off my posters."

"Heck yeah!" Toru jumped and waved her arms around, honestly for the invisible girl it was probably her way of showing she was smiling.

"I thought sensei said to be quiet." Iida shot at Toru with a frown.

"Party prooper." The invisible girl huffed as she appeared to cross her arms, it was kinda hard to tell given the uniform only has short sleeves.

[Later that Night]

Izuku hummed to himself as he was once more delighted to kitchen duty, only this time he had help from Bakugo, Sato and Tsuyu. Given the amount of people within the dorm it was agreed that it would be done in shifts of 4 people with Momo and Todoroki being barred from cooking after the first two minutes in which Momo set water on fire and Todoroki was cooking so poorly that Bakugo kicked him out after saying his cooking would make his sister cry. The food was rather simple, a basic stew with white rice and some chicken with a salad on the side. Ibara had of corse hidden up in their room eating some pork she had snagged before the others had arrived as she didn't want to be seen eating. It had only been through extreme restraint she had avoided eating like a wild dog on the bus the day of the entrance exam. She simply didn't think she could hold the same restraint every day and had no wish to embarrass herself.

Eventually everything was served up buffet style with Koda taking the white rice and salad while avoiding the meat given he was a vegetarian. Nobody could really blame him for that given his quirk let him speak with animals. Bakugo being the maniac he was decided to douse his in chili sauce and wasabi while Vaggie who half the class was curious about simply sat next to Charlie trying to get the girl to not smother everything in sugar and honey.

"So...who's she grey girl?" Shinso eventually asked, deliberately talking under his breath to stop his quick activating.

"I'm vaggie, general studies." Vaggie replied bluntly. "I'm with Charlie."

"Wait, but doesn't Charlie date Ibara and Izuku?" Jirou asked.

"Its a group thing." Charlie replied with a grin. "First it was just me and Vaggie, we met at a place she was working at, then I found Izuku a few months back and eventually Ibara at the entrance exams."

"How did you parents react to that?" Ochako asked given her parents while supportive of her were somewhat traditional in terms of relationships, she didn't even have the heart to tell them about her own preferences.

"Dad threatened to disembowel Izu initially while mum started planning the wedding." Charlie chuckled making Izuku shudder, Lucifer had perfected the overprotective parent act to a T.

"What about you two, uh that's if its not too private kero?" Tusyu asked in between forkfulls or salad.

"My parents don't give a shit." Vaggie scoffed dismissively. For those of them who knew her background it was understandable while the others just thought she had neglectful parents instead of outright abusive people who sold her to the mob that they actually were.

"I kinda ran into her after I lost my mum." Izuku stated nervously. No way did he want to explain what actually happened, nor how she found him in a dumpster of all things.

"Yeah and you forgot something shitty deku." Bakugo cackled. "She pulled you from a trash can."

"Hey, sierra la boca." Vaggie glared at the explosive blonde.

"Ooh tension!" Mina cackled before a burst of fire above the table saw a firmilular red skinned imp slam face first into a bowl of chicken smearing it over his face. With a pained groan he pulled himself up.

"Need your help." Blitz groaned as he handed Charlie the papers before licking his fingers and pinching a small fire on the end of his tail to extinguish it.

"Whats this for?" Charlie asked as she looked through it.

"Uh, who the fuck is he?" Mei asked.

"He's Blitz." Izuku explained as he handed the imp a teatowl to clean himself with. "He's a...friend? of ours."

"Fucking lame ass brony too." Bakugo scoffed.

"Take that the fuck back right now! Horses are fucking awesome!" Blitz shouted as he pointed and glared at Bakugo.

"Brony." Tokoyami chuckled under his breath cause dark shadow to break out in hysterical laughter. Reiko giggled slightly next to him causing him to blush under his feathers, once again glad that it wasn't visible.

"I like ponies." Todoroki stated as he raised his hand making the others look at him in bewilderment. Blitz just gave the half and half teen a nod of acknowledgement over the awesomeness that was horses and ponies and made a mental note to get the teen tickets to a horse show.

"Me too, me too!" Toru called as she waved her arms in the air, the longer sleeves of her casual wear made it easier to her to express herself compared to her uniform.

"They did WHAT?!" Charlie screamed as with a flash of fire she assumed her demonic form, glaring at the piece of paper.

"Hey! Don't incinerate the messenger, I hate this too." Blitz shouted as he took a step forwards, unfortunately stepping into the bowl of rice as he did so.

"ESA PERRA ARAÑA!" Vaggie shouted as she read over her shoulder.

"What happened?" Izuku asked as he too read over the paperwork. "WHAT?! How can she do that legally?!"

"The same way most things she does, she sleeps around and bribes people." Charlie sighed in agitation. "How long?"

"I have two days." Blitz snarled as he pulled at his horns in anger.

"Uh, what exactly happened?" One of Shoji's mouths asked from the end of his arm.

"Basically because my little girl got involved in a riot outside of a contract that killjoy bitch is trying to claim legal ownership of her!" Blitz fumed making Todoroki literally freeze in rage having heard of how his mother was in a similar situation when she was sold to his father, she had lost control of her quirk in a public place after being burnt by someone flicking a cigaretteat her which left a burn on her arm and caused her quirk to flair up. "She and two of my employees were just sitting down in a restaurant for dinner to celebrate a contract completion then some purple haired midget on a flaming gas can came shooting into the window and the place caught on fire, next morning the bitch hits me with that piece of shit!" He finished with a glare at the offending paperwork. "I now owe stolas a metric fuck tonne for finding the loopholes in that thing."

"What are they?" Vaggie asked, while she didn't always get along with Loona they were sort of friends.

"1: Loona gets killed, Not gonna fucking happen." Blitz snarled as he held up a finger. "2: I pay killjoy thirty billion, I don't have that kind of cash and the bitch wants it upfront in two days or 3." Blitz sighed while throwing a glare at Izuku. "I contract my girl to someone else first."

"What? That's it?" Izuku asked, shocked. "How the actual fuck did she manage all this?!"

"Langauge!" Iida scolded with an arm chopping motion. Momo nodded in agreement but internally she was agreeing with Izuku on the matter, she had only met Loona briefly but she seemed nice enough under the punk rock exterior.

"Japanese!" Izuku snarked back making bakugo laugh. "Who can you even marry her to that she won't kill and is trustworthy, I doubt Alister or Husk are either of those things and I'm sure she would rather kill baxter than stick around him."

"We...uh we'll just discuss this upstairs." Charlie offered as she grabbed Izuku and Vaggie by their arms, dragging them upstairs. "No ease dropping!"

"I'll need to get some cotton." Jirou stated as she pointed to her earjacks. Momo made and handed her some specialised ear muffled for her. "Thanks Yaoyoruzo."

"Call me Momo, I know my last name is a mouthful." The black haired cenobite requested simply. "Just don't call me Moe."

"Why would we? We don't have Larry or Curley." Mina snorted a laugh making shinso crack a smile and bakugo to bark out a laugh.

Say what you would against Bakugo but he did have a physical sense of humour and enjoyed not only the three stooges but also Jackass and Jackass: The new Idiots which followed their kids and grandkids. The current show was starred by Samantha Knoxville who like her great grandfather was prone to stunt related accidents and stupid ideas. The latest he had seen involved her, Rupert Paxton and Louise Acuña fist fight a hero grade training robot covered in tazers with a rubber chicken on each of their hands. It certainly didn't help that Rupert's quirk enhanced electricity within his vicinity and Samantha's quirk only allowed her to heal bruises. Louise however had a quirk that let her eat much more than her size would indicate meaning she was usually deligated the food related stunts like eating ten kilograms of wasabi mixed with Carolina reapers.

"So...uh, anybody gonna eat that?" Mei asked as she pointed at the food Blitz had landed in.

"I'm good." Tusyu replied looking ill at the idea of eating food someone had landed in and stepped on.

"Meh, more for me." Mei shrugged as she reached over and grabbed the bowls of food. "More fuel for designing my babies!"

End.

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