Darkest Hero

So, a few questions to answer once more, I'm starting to think people enjoy the questions more than the story with how many I end up getting.

Q: is All for one being offered up to the cenobites?

A: nope. Atleast not any time soon.

Q: how did Charlie, izuku, vaggie and Ibara start the relationship?

Q: how did Inko die? It was rather vague?

A: it was vague on purpose

Q: Is Mina Verosika's daughter?

A: to be honest I have yet to decide who Mina's demonic mother will be, I considered Killjoy at one point before realising it wouldn't work at all.

Q: is Izuku going to pull a hellraiser 1?

A: if by that you mean murder someone with chains then no, Izuku's prominent power is over fire and other forms of heat as seen with how he melts Pinhead's chain into slag to protect Momo when they first meet.

Q: todo/izuku?

A: No.

Q: is Ochako just going to be female Bakugo with a zero g quirk?

A: no, she just really hates Bakugo right now.

Q: where is the promised uncensored version?

A: It is on Archive of our own or AO3 as some people call it, I use the same user name on there too. So far it is just the chapter with the "kinky demon threesome" that has been uncensored as that was all that was so far. For those reading this on AO3 this chapter is copy paste between all my accounts.

Chapter 19: exam resaults and reveal

Mina groaned as she flopped onto her back in the middle of the grass. Besides her Izuku and tokoyami and Kira were doing the same. The only two still going at the current test, endurance laps, were Momo and Charlie. Momo had made an electric scooter and Charlie was hopped up on two litres of sugary hot chocolate from that morning and Aizawa was starting to get annoyed.

"How is she still going?" The ginger haired girl, Itsuka Kendo panted as she hunched over breathing deeply. She had made a total of 23 laps before exhausting herself while Charlie and momo were on lap 72.

"Such mad revelry." Tokoyami groaned from the spot he had laid down, he had made it barely 16 laps before he had to stop, coincidentally it was in the shade. His sister was simply cackeling at the sight of Charlie zipping around the track like she had too much caffeine.

"Alright pack it in!" Aizawa shouted, now officially bored of the test. "You proved your point."

With a skip in her step Charlie quickly made her way back to the main group of students, most of who were lounging around in the shade of the few trees that lined the field. The only ones not lying in the shade were the frog like girl Tsuyu Asui and Mina who were lying in the sun and Shoto Todoroki who had faceplanted just to the side of the track and proceeded to half freeze himself to cool off.

"Finally." Aizawa muttered to himself as he pressed the "compile resaults" button on the measuring device. "I'm not going to go over everything individually so here are your resaults." He droned before with a press of another button the resaults showed up on the main view monitor that hung above the field and was used for events like the sports festival.

In first place was Charlie who had only really failed the side jumps after she tripped over her own feet 20 seconds in. Tied for second was Shoto and Momo.

Izuku somehow managed to grab 3rd place by a mere two points which he gained during the ball throw managing 666m like Charlie, of corse Aizawa had threatened to expell both him and Charlie if they managed to pull that number as a resault again much to most of the class's confusion.

Forth was Bakugo, the blonde hadn't taken it well obviously but a glare from Aizawa was enough to keep him in check for now.

Eventually all the way down in last place was Toru Hagakure, the girl with an invisibility quirk. She was on her knees crying softly, certain she would be sent home while Tsu and Ochako tried to comfort her.

"By the way, nobody is expelled, it was all a logical ruse to make you preform better." Aizawa stated blandly as he tucked himself away in his sleeping bag.

"Thank God!" Toru sobbed with relief as she hugged Tsu tightly. The frog girl merely croaked in shock before shrugging. Down in hell a grape haired demon who was being tortured by an irate Loona who he tried to grope, sneezed.

"It was rather obvious that's a lie sensei. You expelled your entire class last year." Momo pointed out, having heard about what happened to the previous class from recovery girl the night her parents died.

"WHAT?!" Toru shrieked making Tsu flinch due to how close she was.

"Nobody here has zero potential. That said..." Aizawa frowned severely as he glared at the students. "You all better shape up. The only ones who have to hold back for safety reasons are Midoriya who could incinerate us all and Todoroki who could freeze us all. That said I expect tighter control from both of you. Hatsume, why the hell you aren't in the support class is beyond me but if another of your inventions explode in my face you're expelled."

"Huh?" The pink dreadlocked girl grunted as she barely looked up from her latest "baby" that looked like some sort of metal boot mixed with a hair dryer.

"And pay attention!" Aizawa snapped in agitation.

"Sure sensei." She waved him off absently.

"Bloody rodent mixing up class rosters." Aizawa grumbled quietly enough that only Jirou heard him. Nezu had apparently decided to mix which students went into which corse much to the agitation of most teachers. Some sparkly French kid had been moved from the hero corse to business, his class gained Shinsou, Vlad had gained Ibara due to his bribe backfiring, Nemuri had a boy called Sero in her class after he was originally slated for his own and Power Loader had gained an overly competitive kid called Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu in the support class.

"So, uh....what now?" Jirou asked uncertainly as her ear jacks clicked against one another.

"Now you brats will grab your work packs from homeroom and head home, you'll all be moving into the dorms tomorrow and I expect you to be able to do it yourselves as I won't be holding your hands." Aizawa stated bluntly as he pulled out a juice box and started drinking.

"Where does he even get those?" Shoji asked in confusion.

"We have no idea." Izuku admitted with a huff. "We've checked everywhere in that bag and can't find anything."

Aizawa smirked to himself behind his juice box upon hearing that. The simple answer was he kept them in his costume between his scarf and his jacket. He had designed the costume originally with hiding sandwiches in mind back when Gran Torino was still teaching. He briefly frowned remembering how painful the old man's kicks could be, especially if he bounced from somewhere high up.

"Class dismissed." Aizawa called flatly before turning his attention to Azazel who was writing rather quickly in her notebook. "Are you quite done?"

"Almost, just finishing up on the concept of 'harems' that seems to be effecting m-m-m....izuku." she shuddered, try as she might she was still too terrified of the name to actually say it. You NEVER anger green lady, especially not by threatening her son as she had seen how that played out for the woman's husband and his boss. She shuddered, so many knives.

"Problem children." Aizawa sighed with a roll of his eyes.

"Oh, Miss Joke also asked me to give this to you." Azazel stated as she pulled a slightly crumbled letter from her pocket and handed it to Aizawa.

With a sigh of resignation the man opened the letter. His eye twitched.

"SUP ZAWA! Got hired at UA so totes gonna seeya, teaching business class but we have time after school for the lovin! See ya Friday! Xoxoxo"

"I believe this is a love letter?" Azazel asked as she read over his shoulder while writing in her notebook without looking but still managed to stay on the lines and neat somehow.

"NEEEZZZZUUUUUUUUU!!!!!" Aizawa screamed in rage as he clenched his fists screwing up the letter. Azazel jumped in fear, unwilling to risk her hearing she also covered her ears.

Up in his officer the principal cackled loudly as the screams of his staff reached his ears. He may be shipping trash but he was smart shipping trash who liked to fuck with everyone around him. He had gotten Chiyo together with her husband after all, he was also currently pushing Power Loader and Lunch Rush with two other pro heroes he was aware of. Hell he was the reason his uncle got together with Lilith in the first place not that they could prove it or cared to at any rate. With a small grin he noticed the appearance of a small box of tea bags appearing on his desk. "Oh thankyou grandfather." He smiled softly. "I'll be sure to track down another waffle place for you." He barely finished his statement when a small thankyou card appeared on his desk. "Why some thing him dead is beyond stupid, why if I took a vacation nobody would assume me dead."

[Happy Hotel]

Angel Dust groaned in boredom as he rapped his fingers across the table in the hotel dining room. Ever since Charlie vaggie and izuku left the only people working at the hotel were Alister, Nifty and that stupid cat Alister dragged in who took all the good boose. Baxter didn't count as staff as he was a hotel resident. Then there was some new guy, a real rock headed macho man of a golem going by red riot. Now that was someone angel dust could get along with, certainly helped that his human form was hot too. The dreaded song started to play before Nifty hit the speaker in agitation from the desk. Looking up he gulped at the sight before them. Standing in the lobby was a trio of cenobites, one freshly turned given how alive their skin tone was too compared to the normal bluish white most cenobite skin tended to have. The shortest was obviously only a child for caine's sake! Say what you would about Angel dust but kids were off limits unless it was selling drugs, he was immoral not a monster.

Behind the counter nifty slowly reached for the shotgun while the drunken cat bastard merely hid behind his bar, his hand quickly darted back up to grab the whiskey he left on the counter though.

"Now now, no need for sensless violence, it is a waste of good suffering." The lead cenobite chidded as she wagged her winger at Nifty like she was a misbehaving child. "I'm merely here to drop off two patients for my daughter in law's hotel. My daughter here was mistreated by humans and not even the good way." At this the cenobite child frowned while looking down making Angel shake their head in disgust, how bloody bad did a kid have to be treated that the fucking cenobites treated them better?!

"I'm sorry but you are not Lilith." Nifty gave a forced smile. Her hand twitching to get at the shotgun to blow the cenobite's brains all over the walls.

"Oh I never said I was Vaggie or Charlie's mother my dear." The cenobite smiled cheerfully. "I'm sure you've heard of me, either of my time as a mortal or in the thousands of millennia I have been."

"Can I stab her?" The blonde cenobite asked as she pulled a switch blade out of her arm. "Make her all pretty and red?"

"No my dear, she is Izu-kun's friend, you only get to make his enemies pretty." The older cenobite chidded softly as she traced her fingers over several puncture scars along the blonde's jaw making them shudder slightly as a fresh scratch was left from their nails.

"Who are you?" Nifty growled in fear. Only the threat of facing a thousand millennium cenobite stayed her hand.

The older being smiled cheerful with a slight giggle as they pushed a lock of green hair away from their face. "You may call me the dark goddess of pain and pleasure Levaithan."

End.