《Helluva Harem》Something about us
Advertisement
[Outside of Ozzie's, The Crew waits for Asmodeus to appear. You didn't wait for long before he showed up. He hugs you.]
Asmodeus: You're one tough bitch Y/n, Fizzarolli was all worried about you. I told him to just stay calm but I was worried to. This shit goes deeper than pride.
Y/n: What do you mean?
Asmodeus: Some Princes put a price on your head, Mammon sent a 100 billion bounty in your head, Lucifer gave a chance for everyone to grab the throne, and Leviathan promised power, The only one's that haven't put a bounty on your head is Me, Belphegor, and Beelzebub.
Y/n: What about Satan?
Asmodeus: He doesn't care, in his words "You guys are stupid".
Y/n: Y'know that's honestly surprising, being from Wrath I expected him to have a bounty.
Asmodeus: But that's not stopping anyone, I've already seen whole militias just looking for you. I need you guys to follow me.
[Asmodeus leads you towards an alley way, the smell causing you to gag but you pushed through. While you were walking, Stolas puts his hand on your shoulder.]
Stolas: How are you feeling Y/n?
Y/n: Like crap, I'm hungry, I'm thirsty, My leg hurts, and I want to talk to Octavia. Face to face, to show her that I'm safe.
Stolas: You know... I can bring her here. It dangerous for her to be out here but I put my trust into you. I saw what you can do first hand, and I know you'll keep her safe or die trying.
Y/n: You know how to cheer a man up Stolas, thank you... Y'know Stolas, I never understood why you left Stella.
Stolas: There's a lot more to it y/n... Something I don't want to get to right now. And I assume Stella has only told you part of the story.
Y/n: Take your time Stolas, I'm here as a friend.
Stolas: Thank you...
Asmodeus: We're almost there just a few more blocks.
Y/n: Great, maybe then we can- AAH!
Asmodeus: What's wrong Y/n?
Y/n: My leg, it fucking hurts.
[Asmodeus grabs your leg, he twisted it around before giving it a hard tug. A sickly crunch is heard.]
Y/n: FUCK! Give me a warning next time.
Asmodeus: You should be fine now, your leg was just dislocated.
[You walked around a bit realizing you didn't have your limp anymore, but your leg was still sore.]
Asmodeus: We're here, just keep your heads low.
Advertisement
[Looking at the exterior of the building, it looks like any hotel, but entering it, the decor gave it away what it really was. It was still a hotel, but the sound of moaning and smooth jazz told you that it was a love hotel.]
Blitzo: Why here of all places, it smells like a fucking cum dump.
Asmodeus: People here are more focused on getting their dick wet than looking for you guys. It's out "safest" bet.
Stolas: [Whispering to Blitzo] I like it here Blitzy, we can have some fun tonight~
[After a couple of minutes Asmodeus comes back with three keys.]
Asmodeus: We only have 3 rooms available, pick your roommates for now and head up. Luckily you they're all in the luxury suite, so room service can be provided.
[Asmodeus hands you the keys before leaving the building, you and the crew stood there for a moment before debating. Stolas was missing from the group but you just thought he was exploring the lobby.]
Y/n: Moxxie, Catch.
Millie: Y/n, I'm assuming me and Mox are gonna be in one room together?
Y/n: Bingo.
Moxxie: Thanks Y/n, we'll see you later.
[Tossing a key to Blitzo. He fumbles the key and drops it.]
Y/n: You're with Stolas, I know what you two horn dogs get up to.
Blitzo: Shut up Y/n, where is that Owl prince anyways.
Octavia: [Covering your eyes] I don't know.
Stolas: I'm right here! I was just... Exploring!
Loona: How the fuck did Octavia get here?
Y/n: I asked Stolas if he can bring her here, as a favor.
Octavia: I'm just glad he actually agreed to let me come. Where are we anyways?
Y/n: Lust, love hotel.
Octavia: Oh, I kind of always wanted to see what's inside one of these rooms.
Loona: Can we get to our room now, I want to take a shower and grab something to eat.
Octavia: Me to, I was worried about you guys the entire day.
Y/n: Hopefully room service can get us some food. If not we might aswell go out for the night.
[After leaving the lobby, everyone splitted up into their own respective groups, Stolas was already itching to get into the room while Blitzo was just laughing. You, Octavia, and Loona were just talking about the shit that happened today. Everyone one was clearly tense but still had a smile.]
Y/n: Well here it is, [Opening the door.] Wow...[Jumping onto the bed.] This feels fucking good!
Advertisement
[Loona immediately starts undressing while Octavia locks the door.]
Loona: You think they have any shampoo for my fur?
Y/n: [Walking around looking for a mini fridge] Probably, considering that place accepts everyone, there's bound to be something. [Finding the mini fridge.] I would be more surprised if there was no soap at all.
Octavia: You've been to a hotel that gives no soap?
Y/n: [Looking at the fridges contents] Yup, I hated it so fucking much. [Grabbing an unlabeled bottle of booze.] And it's even worse if you didn't shower for a day. [Taking a swig from the bottle.] Right? [Tossing the bottle to Octavia
Octavia: [Catching the bottle] Right, but what's more painful is when they don't have shampoo for feathers. [Taking a swig.] You have any idea how hard it is to buy feather shampoo?
Y/n: [Looking around the cabinets.] Yeah, I bought some for you just in case if you ever needed to stay a night at my place. [Grabbing some chip bags you found in one of the cabinets.] I went 3 rings down for it.
Loona: Just so y'all know, they have all types of shampoo. Just in case y'all wanted to take a shower.
Y/n: You gonna go next Via?
Octavia: Yeah, I just want to sit down in the bath tub.
Y/n: Got it.
[Walking around the room, you found a locked door, taking the room key, you unlocked it. Behind the door was the reason why the room was in the luxury suite. A room made of marble and gold, and on the side a hot tub with rose petals around it, and a bed that can fit 20 people in a different room, chains, swings, any sex toy you can think of was in that bedroom.]
Y/n: Well would you look at that. Why is this even locked off.
[Exploring the room, you finally found the room service number, and to the side of it a menu with all sorts of dishes. Taking the menu back to the main room you sat down looking at it.]
Y/n: Guys, I found the menu. Y'all want something?
Loona: [Drying herself off] Let me see. [Grabbing the menu from your hand.] Lots to pick, I'm going for the Tacos al pastor.
Y/n: Good choice, any Dessert?
Loona: Brownies!
Y/n: Alrighty [Walking over to the bathroom.] Hey Octavia, I got the menu, you want anything?
Octavia: Uhhh... Give me the bratwurst hot dogs with sauerkraut.
Y/n: Dessert?
Octavia: The mud pie.
Y/n: Damn, I haven't had a mud pie since I was like...4
Octavia: They're good.
Y/n: Right, well I'm getting the seafood platter. It even comes with a small grill just in case you want to cook your food, and I want those gummy cola's, I fucking love those things.
Octavia: You do you.
[Entering the main room again, Loona was sitting on the bed in a robe flipping through the channels. Most news outlets were talking about your escape while the other channels were showing random shows. Loona stops on a music channel.]
Loona: Nothing is ever good on anymore.
Y/n: Yeah... Atleast there's music. [Grabbing the room phone and dialing the room service number.]
Octavia: [Drying herself.] You ordered yet?
Y/n: 'bout to.
[After ordering everyone's food, you took Loona and Octavia to the Luxury side of the room, they were shocked by the insanely huge bed. Atleast everyone is going to be comfortable tonight.]
Y/n: I'm gonna shower now, don't kill each other.
[Entering the bathroom, you just stared at yourself in the mirror and couldn't help but smile, realizing how far you've made it in the world. After taking your shower, you put on a bathrobe and walked over to the front door checking if anyone was out there.]
Loona: [From the bigger bedroom.] We already got the food here Y/n, Come eat!
Y/n: Sweet!
[Inside the bedroom you sat down on the bed, joining Loona and Octavia in their meal. No one really talked, you all just watched whatever music video the TV was playing.]
Y/n: Does the food taste a little funny to y'all?
Loona: Eh, I don't notice anything.
Octavia: I guess, Maybe it's cause it's gourmet stuff.
Y/n: I don't think that shouldn't excuse the taste, but it might just be my head.
[Finishing up your meal, you just watched the TV. Slowly, you felt your body go numb, then you felt your body heat up. You're suddenly thirsty and you can't help but smell the aroma In the room. A nectar like smell that just tinkles your nose in just the right way.]
Y/n: Am I the only one who smells that?
[You didn't get a response, all you heard was heavy panting. Until Loona grabs the bulge in your pants. You didn't say a word, then Octavia puts a hand on your chest.]
Loona & Octavia: Get naked!
Y/n: Yes ma'am.
Advertisement
- In Serial23 Chapters
Memory Seal
Killed by a higher power, he was unable to avenge his fallen friends and family. His desperation, his regret, his sorrow shaped his soul as he was murdered. But the world is just; As the world he knows fades before his eyes, he finds himself reincarnated in the body of a newborn baby. He now has a second chance at life, to avoid his previous life’s tragic ending. But is the world really so kind? insanemooncake.com
8 191 - In Serial26 Chapters
Duck Around and Find Out
Flap never wanted to be anything more than a pond duck. He was perfectly happy with his life of mating, migrating, and eating fish. But all that changed when a spacefaring race of war-crazed giant chickens confused him for Earth's greatest gladiator, all on account of a sketchy lease deal from a few million years prior. Now Flap is Earth's Champion, unwittingly wrapped up in a high stakes conflict almost as old as time itself. Armed with a real dumbass of an artificial intelligence, a brain full of pop culture mush, and a hybrid body courtesy of an Academy Award-winning actor, Flap now has all the tools he needs to prevail in the bloody contest. The only question is whether he can learn to use them to save the Galaxy before his implant drives him nuts. Duck Around and Find Out is an absurd adventure across space and pond featuring GameLit elements, more movie and tv references than you can shake a stick at, and a cast of anthropomorphic animals that would make a furry cream their pants. Do you like ducks? And do you like space? Are you also a weirdo? If you answered yes to all three, this just might be the story for you. So if you're brave enough, Duck Around and Find Out.
8 146 - In Serial19 Chapters
Earth Ravaged: The Alliance Chronicles Book 1
Originally published on Amazon in 2013, now published here as a serial for the free enjoyment of all. Book 3 to come later this year. This one could also stand a complete re-write with the knowledge and skill I've developed in the interim, and I may do so once I have pushed out chapters for the third book in the series. In the not too distant future, a group of seven people will set out on a mission of exploration to a nearby star system. Their destination is the Tau Ceti system, one of ten planned destinations as part of a new privately-funded space programme, involving many countries across the Earth. However, old problems still exist, and while they make their successful launch, they have no idea what begins to take place at home, what they will face on their journey, and who decides to pay Earth a visit while they are gone.
8 162 - In Serial34 Chapters
The Robomechanic Wanderer
The world is about to change from how it once was. A powerful system just landed on earth. They started to manifest an immense amount of portals which all leads to different pocket dimensions, shaped like videogame dungeons. A reset of the world and society how we know it. This new world makes it possible for every ordinary human to have a second chance. A second chance to become something greater then what they could achieve in the old world. One of them is Collin. A young man who have hit his all time low. After his parents got divorced and his mother died suddenly. His dad didn’t want anything to do with him anymore and started his ‘new’ family. Which made him leave Collin to rot on the streets. Trying to make the best out of it he managed to meet two friends for life who would support him through thick and thin. While he was staying over at the homeless shelter. Together they entered one of those mysterious portals when the world changed. In here Collin found out that he was given the epic grade class. Simply called Robomechanic. Which allows him to build loyal companions who would fight his fights and even wars for him. This marked the start of their climb from the rock bottom of the old world, to the top of the ladder of this brand new world. However, of course they aren’t the only ones who wish to make a name of themselves within this new world. With most of them having no regards for others. How far will the trio actually come, with corporations and government rejects trying to control the ones standing below them. Note:This was my first novel which I now expanded onto with chapters. It’s meaning is mainly for me to practice my writing by writing an actual novel.
8 143 - In Serial48 Chapters
The 48 Laws of Power in Practice
Discover how power works in the world, through true stories and real-world applications. In the game of power, we all play - as either conscious or unconscious players. So we can't afford not to know the rules. The ** chapters have the most outrageous content. In each chapter, I will be summarizing one of the laws and how it can be applied to current events and pop culture. Some of you have told me the stories are what you enjoy the most. They are real, raw, and anonymous so that others may learn from my mistakes. There will be cringe-worthy stories of self-sabotage, but perhaps also some unlikely triumphs. Some of the details are changed to protect the innocent, (or perhaps guilty). "The 48 Laws of Power" by Robert Greene illustrates truths about power, through philosophy and lessons from three thousand years of history, which still hold true today. There is a lot to learn from each chapter. I encourage you to go on this journey with me by reflecting on how each law might apply to you. Together, may we learn from the past and take control of the future.
8 187 - In Serial43 Chapters
Harrisons - The Last Chapter
Charlie gives birth to a beautiful baby girl.Maria is marrying Silas, again.Elizabeth is still trying to move on after the incident this time hand in hand with Leo.Owen is happy to see his children finally finding their happiness but everything can't go smooth for the Harrisons, can it?Charlie and Marcus's relationship stumbles as Elna reaches out to Marcus - asking for help. Charlie's insecurities come upfront.Sean is also back with a determination of winning Maria back. Silas is worried about his family as well as Sean's obsession for Maria grows. Leo visits New York with a friend, Jennifer, for Maria's wedding - Jennifer also turns out to Fred's (Elizabeth's ex and Elizabeth's neighbor when she was working in Chicago) ex-fiancee. Elizabeth feels the forgotten sparks between her and Leo.Catch it all in the finale of the Harrison Series.
8 147

