《Helluva Harem》Something about us
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[Outside of Ozzie's, The Crew waits for Asmodeus to appear. You didn't wait for long before he showed up. He hugs you.]
Asmodeus: You're one tough bitch Y/n, Fizzarolli was all worried about you. I told him to just stay calm but I was worried to. This shit goes deeper than pride.
Y/n: What do you mean?
Asmodeus: Some Princes put a price on your head, Mammon sent a 100 billion bounty in your head, Lucifer gave a chance for everyone to grab the throne, and Leviathan promised power, The only one's that haven't put a bounty on your head is Me, Belphegor, and Beelzebub.
Y/n: What about Satan?
Asmodeus: He doesn't care, in his words "You guys are stupid".
Y/n: Y'know that's honestly surprising, being from Wrath I expected him to have a bounty.
Asmodeus: But that's not stopping anyone, I've already seen whole militias just looking for you. I need you guys to follow me.
[Asmodeus leads you towards an alley way, the smell causing you to gag but you pushed through. While you were walking, Stolas puts his hand on your shoulder.]
Stolas: How are you feeling Y/n?
Y/n: Like crap, I'm hungry, I'm thirsty, My leg hurts, and I want to talk to Octavia. Face to face, to show her that I'm safe.
Stolas: You know... I can bring her here. It dangerous for her to be out here but I put my trust into you. I saw what you can do first hand, and I know you'll keep her safe or die trying.
Y/n: You know how to cheer a man up Stolas, thank you... Y'know Stolas, I never understood why you left Stella.
Stolas: There's a lot more to it y/n... Something I don't want to get to right now. And I assume Stella has only told you part of the story.
Y/n: Take your time Stolas, I'm here as a friend.
Stolas: Thank you...
Asmodeus: We're almost there just a few more blocks.
Y/n: Great, maybe then we can- AAH!
Asmodeus: What's wrong Y/n?
Y/n: My leg, it fucking hurts.
[Asmodeus grabs your leg, he twisted it around before giving it a hard tug. A sickly crunch is heard.]
Y/n: FUCK! Give me a warning next time.
Asmodeus: You should be fine now, your leg was just dislocated.
[You walked around a bit realizing you didn't have your limp anymore, but your leg was still sore.]
Asmodeus: We're here, just keep your heads low.
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[Looking at the exterior of the building, it looks like any hotel, but entering it, the decor gave it away what it really was. It was still a hotel, but the sound of moaning and smooth jazz told you that it was a love hotel.]
Blitzo: Why here of all places, it smells like a fucking cum dump.
Asmodeus: People here are more focused on getting their dick wet than looking for you guys. It's out "safest" bet.
Stolas: [Whispering to Blitzo] I like it here Blitzy, we can have some fun tonight~
[After a couple of minutes Asmodeus comes back with three keys.]
Asmodeus: We only have 3 rooms available, pick your roommates for now and head up. Luckily you they're all in the luxury suite, so room service can be provided.
[Asmodeus hands you the keys before leaving the building, you and the crew stood there for a moment before debating. Stolas was missing from the group but you just thought he was exploring the lobby.]
Y/n: Moxxie, Catch.
Millie: Y/n, I'm assuming me and Mox are gonna be in one room together?
Y/n: Bingo.
Moxxie: Thanks Y/n, we'll see you later.
[Tossing a key to Blitzo. He fumbles the key and drops it.]
Y/n: You're with Stolas, I know what you two horn dogs get up to.
Blitzo: Shut up Y/n, where is that Owl prince anyways.
Octavia: [Covering your eyes] I don't know.
Stolas: I'm right here! I was just... Exploring!
Loona: How the fuck did Octavia get here?
Y/n: I asked Stolas if he can bring her here, as a favor.
Octavia: I'm just glad he actually agreed to let me come. Where are we anyways?
Y/n: Lust, love hotel.
Octavia: Oh, I kind of always wanted to see what's inside one of these rooms.
Loona: Can we get to our room now, I want to take a shower and grab something to eat.
Octavia: Me to, I was worried about you guys the entire day.
Y/n: Hopefully room service can get us some food. If not we might aswell go out for the night.
[After leaving the lobby, everyone splitted up into their own respective groups, Stolas was already itching to get into the room while Blitzo was just laughing. You, Octavia, and Loona were just talking about the shit that happened today. Everyone one was clearly tense but still had a smile.]
Y/n: Well here it is, [Opening the door.] Wow...[Jumping onto the bed.] This feels fucking good!
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[Loona immediately starts undressing while Octavia locks the door.]
Loona: You think they have any shampoo for my fur?
Y/n: [Walking around looking for a mini fridge] Probably, considering that place accepts everyone, there's bound to be something. [Finding the mini fridge.] I would be more surprised if there was no soap at all.
Octavia: You've been to a hotel that gives no soap?
Y/n: [Looking at the fridges contents] Yup, I hated it so fucking much. [Grabbing an unlabeled bottle of booze.] And it's even worse if you didn't shower for a day. [Taking a swig from the bottle.] Right? [Tossing the bottle to Octavia
Octavia: [Catching the bottle] Right, but what's more painful is when they don't have shampoo for feathers. [Taking a swig.] You have any idea how hard it is to buy feather shampoo?
Y/n: [Looking around the cabinets.] Yeah, I bought some for you just in case if you ever needed to stay a night at my place. [Grabbing some chip bags you found in one of the cabinets.] I went 3 rings down for it.
Loona: Just so y'all know, they have all types of shampoo. Just in case y'all wanted to take a shower.
Y/n: You gonna go next Via?
Octavia: Yeah, I just want to sit down in the bath tub.
Y/n: Got it.
[Walking around the room, you found a locked door, taking the room key, you unlocked it. Behind the door was the reason why the room was in the luxury suite. A room made of marble and gold, and on the side a hot tub with rose petals around it, and a bed that can fit 20 people in a different room, chains, swings, any sex toy you can think of was in that bedroom.]
Y/n: Well would you look at that. Why is this even locked off.
[Exploring the room, you finally found the room service number, and to the side of it a menu with all sorts of dishes. Taking the menu back to the main room you sat down looking at it.]
Y/n: Guys, I found the menu. Y'all want something?
Loona: [Drying herself off] Let me see. [Grabbing the menu from your hand.] Lots to pick, I'm going for the Tacos al pastor.
Y/n: Good choice, any Dessert?
Loona: Brownies!
Y/n: Alrighty [Walking over to the bathroom.] Hey Octavia, I got the menu, you want anything?
Octavia: Uhhh... Give me the bratwurst hot dogs with sauerkraut.
Y/n: Dessert?
Octavia: The mud pie.
Y/n: Damn, I haven't had a mud pie since I was like...4
Octavia: They're good.
Y/n: Right, well I'm getting the seafood platter. It even comes with a small grill just in case you want to cook your food, and I want those gummy cola's, I fucking love those things.
Octavia: You do you.
[Entering the main room again, Loona was sitting on the bed in a robe flipping through the channels. Most news outlets were talking about your escape while the other channels were showing random shows. Loona stops on a music channel.]
Loona: Nothing is ever good on anymore.
Y/n: Yeah... Atleast there's music. [Grabbing the room phone and dialing the room service number.]
Octavia: [Drying herself.] You ordered yet?
Y/n: 'bout to.
[After ordering everyone's food, you took Loona and Octavia to the Luxury side of the room, they were shocked by the insanely huge bed. Atleast everyone is going to be comfortable tonight.]
Y/n: I'm gonna shower now, don't kill each other.
[Entering the bathroom, you just stared at yourself in the mirror and couldn't help but smile, realizing how far you've made it in the world. After taking your shower, you put on a bathrobe and walked over to the front door checking if anyone was out there.]
Loona: [From the bigger bedroom.] We already got the food here Y/n, Come eat!
Y/n: Sweet!
[Inside the bedroom you sat down on the bed, joining Loona and Octavia in their meal. No one really talked, you all just watched whatever music video the TV was playing.]
Y/n: Does the food taste a little funny to y'all?
Loona: Eh, I don't notice anything.
Octavia: I guess, Maybe it's cause it's gourmet stuff.
Y/n: I don't think that shouldn't excuse the taste, but it might just be my head.
[Finishing up your meal, you just watched the TV. Slowly, you felt your body go numb, then you felt your body heat up. You're suddenly thirsty and you can't help but smell the aroma In the room. A nectar like smell that just tinkles your nose in just the right way.]
Y/n: Am I the only one who smells that?
[You didn't get a response, all you heard was heavy panting. Until Loona grabs the bulge in your pants. You didn't say a word, then Octavia puts a hand on your chest.]
Loona & Octavia: Get naked!
Y/n: Yes ma'am.
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