You must die.....

[Before preparing your fight, Loona climbs onto the roof of the van, clearly pissed.]

DAMMIT Y/N, ASK FOR HELP NEXT TIME!

[Loona arms herself with the engry rifle she used earlier.]

I'm not going to let you fight this alone! 100% Remember?

[Back in the van, Blitzo spots a ramp merging onto the highway, he takes in a deep breathe before merging.]

[loading up a bad ass music mix.] Maximum effort...

NICE OF YOU TO SET THE MOOD BLITZ!

KEEP MY DAUGHTER SAFE!

YES SIR!

[Motorcycles ride next to the van, taking aim at Blitzo. Loona shoots the nameless demon in the head, his corpse falling limp and the motorcycle toppling over. Taking out two other cycles in the process. On the other side of the van, more demons try to kill you while some others try to kill Stolas.]

STOLAS, TO THE SIDE!

[Stolas looks at the demons with his petrification glare, they immediately turn to stone. Stolas just laughs at the outcome, but that proved not be a good idea. When the stone statues fell, some parts of them fell under the van, knocking it off balance.]

FUCK, WATCH IT STOLAS!

[When the van was hit, you fell off the side but managed to catch yourself before getting left behind. Hanging off the side of the van you saw an onslaught of merc's, assassin's, hitmen, and even civilians chasing you down.]

[Aiming your free hand.] COME ON! COME AT ME!

[Vans filled with demons armed to the teeth pull up taking aim. You zapped a couple and Loona shoots at the driver, trying to throw him off. You can see the driver on edge but he doesn't give up, he tries pulling out a pistol but his window cracks and blood is splattered all over the driver seat. Blitzo shot him right in the head before he can do anything, the dead man's van speeds up before spinning out of control and flipping over. It explodes, causing Blitzo's van to swerve, everyone recoils.]

WHOA!

Y/n, taking my hand!

[Loona tries helping you up but another van pulls up, already guns blazing. She takes lays down on the roof, making her harder to hit.]

Fucking shit!

[As more cars surround you the more screwed it seems you are. Loona couldn't keep up with the onslaught of attacks.]

Y/n! We're fucked if we can't figure something out!

I KNOW! I KNOW! Let me think....[Squinting] What the fuck?

[Your eyes looked at a certain motorcycle, a duo riding it. One brandishes an axe, while the other one uses a SMG. The duo took out stray motorcyclist, and vans full of people before pulling up next to the van. The passenger of the motorcycle jumps onto the van roof. Loona growls, ready to fight.]

[taking of his helmet] WAIT! Loona it's me! Don't hurt me!

Mox! Thank fucking Satan.

Help me up guys!

[Moxxie helps you up back up. You pat yourself from any debris and checked if you had any bullet holes.]

Ok, I'm fine, [waving to the other Motorcyclist.] Hi Millie!

[Millie waves back, she continues to drive the motorcycle next to the van.]

So what exactly are you guys doing here?

Helping you, duh! [taking the bag off his shoulder.] I brought guns!

[Loona grabs a m16 rifle, Moxxie takes a P90, but when you tried taking a revolver it explodes in your hand.]

What the fuck!?!

UHHHHHHH!?

[Trying to grab another gun, it explodes in your hand nearly blowing your hand off.]

GUESS I CANT USE GUNS! Great! Moxxie, how deep does this shit go?

It's as if all of pride is after you right now, the cars just keep on coming.

Shit... Start shooting, I'm gonna make some phone calls.

On it!

It better be important!

[You then walked over to where Stolas' window was, you peered your head through.]

Hey!

Ah! What is it Y/n?

Do we have somewhere safe to go to?

Yes, we even have some news!

Good or bad?

Both! We have a do have a safe spot.

Great! Where is it?

Sloth.

FUCK!

What's wrong Blitzy?

Sloth is all the way at the bottom Stolas!

We have to get rid of these FUCKS! Before we make it to Wrath! Or else were screwed.

I'll see what I can do! In the meantime, Y/n, kill the people who want us.

On it!

[You look back towards Moxxie and Loona, they're shooting everything in that moves. You're pretty sure they're shooting some civilians but that doesn't matter. People want you dead. You grabbed your phone a called a certain overlord.]

Alastor speaking, What a surprise for you to call me Y/n!

Alastor! I need help! From one Overlord to another.

It's gonna cost you.....Is what I would've said if you were just some random fluky! Of course I'll help you Y/n! What do you need?

Get in a car and get over to the highway right now!

Which highway?

Alastor I know you can just open a portal to my location, just help. Please.

You know me to well! I'll be there shortly, don't start the party without me!

Didn't attend on it!

[Alastor hung up the phone, you then called Angel Dust.]

Babe?

Toots! Tell me your safe!

The opposite.

SHIT!

Do me a favor Angel.

What is it?

Steal a car, Grab Cherri, and head towards the highway, preferably with weapons.

Y/n, what fucking highway.

I'm gonna need you to watch 666 news. That will tell you where I am.

On it, see you there.

Love you....

Love you to...

[Angel Dust Hung up, you had one more phone call to make.]

C'mon, answer the phone.

[The phone rings a couple of times, all hope is lost until it stops ringing.]

Y/n, What do you want?

I'm sure you heard what's going on?

What of it?

Broadcast it.

I already am! You think I'm gonna miss out on this most exciting things that's ever happened to hell. Look to your left were coming up!

[A helicopter flies over the van, you can see Katie on the passenger window.]

Thanks Katie, I owe you one.

That's what.... Friends were for.

Heh, since when I was your friend?

Asshole...

You know you love me...

Maybe I do...

[Katie then hangs up, you finally got your phone calls out of the way.]

Y/n, we need help!

On it!

[You joined Loona and Moxxie, Taking aim at incoming vehicles. You can see Millie driving around, slashing other motorcyclist.]

She is so hot..... [Looking to each other] Right!

[Millie then drives close to the van, she then tosses a bag before going back to slashing. As Blitzo speeds up faster, A enemy van speeds up next to the I.M.P van.]

Fuck this, Loona follow me!

[You jumped the other van, One demon tries stabbing you, Loona drops in and kicks him in the face. Another demon tries to punch Loona, she barely dodges it but you grabbed his arm and snapped it in half.]

There you are!

[Taking the demons arm, you shoved his exposed bone through his throat. One demon tries throwing up but you quickly cover his mouth, holding it so he suffocates on his own puke. He struggles kicking back and forth but one of his kicks hits the driver, causing the car to swerve. Loona then bites the neck of the driver, his blood covering half of the dashboard. Holding the puking man, watching him slowly stop moving made you feel good. The grotesque way of dying by puke was something that will be burned into both your memories. The final demon finally chokes on his own vomit, you tossed him out the door, watching his bones twist and turn under the tires of many cars. You move up to the front seat, Loona taking the driver seat.]

Good shit Loona!

Check and see if they have anything useful.

[checking the van you spot and assortment of guns, ammo, and some strange shards.]

BLITZ! DRIVE CLOSER!

GOT IT!

[Blitzo pulls closer to the car, you opened his side door and started pushing in the supplies to the van, being extra careful with the guns. Loona grabs one of the corpse, making it press its foot on the gas. You both went back to the I.M.P van.]

[peering through Blitzo's window] We have more guns now.

Should I help shoot or...

Whatever you feel like doing.

I'll just make sure my Blitzy~ is safe, I cant have him getting hurt- [Pointing out the window.] Y/n, your friend is here.

[Looking behind you, you saw Alastor smiling at you, and of course he's driving a classic car simililar to a 1938 Bugatti Type 57 Atlantic.]

Y/n! fancy meeting you here!

Alastor, great to see you!

I must say Y/n, you're getting quite famous. I take that being called a terrorist is fun?

Hilarious even, Do me a favor. You see those big ass semi-trucks over there?

Yes!

Fuck em up!

[Alastor slows down his care before lining himself up to one of the semi-truck drivers]

Hello Gentlemen!

Piss off! That prize is mine!

OH! I'm not after the prize!

Then what are you after?

Oh just Y'know [Showing his demon form] YOU!!!

[A portal opens in front of the truck, causing it to flip over to its side. A tentacle beast the grabs the driver before ripping him in half, Alastor then opens all types of portals releasing all types of eldritch horrors. Another driver dealt with a worm beast swallowing him whole. He burned alive in the beast stomach acid. Alastor loves the screams of horror. One of the bigger trucks got taken down by mere illusions. Alastor caused him to think the world was flooded and caused him to choke on air. A particular driver had the worst luck, since he had to deal with visions of true horror. Driven mad, he takes a serrated blade and stabs himself in the gut 28 times screaming before slicing his throat open. Alastor just smiles at the chaos, he has created.]

Your wasting your time everyone! Leave my poor friend alone!

[Alastor opens one big portal, taking out a decent chunk of the drivers. All ripped to shreds by a meat grinder made of teeth.]

That should do, for now at least.

[Alastor pulls up to the Van, he snaps his fingers and the side doors open. He casually steps in and takes a seat. His car vanishing out of thin air.]

Nice of you to join us.

Likewise, Y/n, I dealt with the Semi's, even a couple other vehicles as a bonus!

Thanks Alastor! Knew I can count on you!

[Focusing on Millie, you can see her having the time of her life. One Motorcyclist tries knocking off her bike, but she grabs his hand and breaks it. Screaming in pain she takes are axe and swings into the fuel tank of the bike. She then sparks her axe and causes the gasoline on the demons leg to catch on fire. In the moment, the demon starts screaming, even if he can't die to fire. Millie uses that as opportunity to kick the guy off the bike, watching him get crushed under wheels. Another Demon slams a pipe into Millie's head, but lucky for her, she wore a helmet. She grabs the pipe before jamming it into the demons throat, The blood dripping down through the pipe. Before he dies though, he jammed a knife into Millie's fuel tank. She races towards the van before the Motorcycle can explode. She jumps off the bike and tries to reach for the van but fall short, you luckily grabbed her by the hand and brought her to the roof.]

You did great Millie! Sorry about the bike though, I can probably get you a new one.

It's fine Y/n! I'm just glad I got to help you. Y'all Know where were headed?

Sloth, we need to take care of these guys fast!

[You then received a phone call from a special someone.]

Ozzie?

Y/n, Your pulling some crazy shit right now!

You think? I have all of pride chasing after me, and were trying to make it to sloth.

Don't bother, I can help you. Just make it to Lust. Meet Me at Ozzie's, got it?

It better be safe, I trust you.

You have my word Y/n, see you there.

[Hanging up the phone you walked over to Blitzo's window]

Change of plans, were heading to Lust.

What!?! Why!?!

I have a friend that can help us, just take us to Ozzie's

If you say so.

[Watching Blitzo taking the correct turn towards lust you knew you had little time to take out all the baddies.]

Ah Shit... How are we supposed to do this!

[A car suddenly explodes, the flames rising up in a skull like pattern. A certain car drives past a couple of cars, then they explode. You realize who was driving the car.]

Angel!

Dust!

[Angel Dust was driving like a madman, dressed up in this sexy swimsuit showing of his cleavage, while on the roof of the car was Cherri Bomb, Tossing bomb after bomb onto unsuspecting cars. As Angel drove and Cherri through, another car shows up. Another Posse with 'Molotov' Cocktails. It was Verosika and her crew Minus Vortex.]

Hey cum stains!

Now this is a party!

[The cocktails Verosika's posse threw were actually bottles of holy water. How in the hell she got it is a mystery, but with Cherri's bombs, They're sweeping the highway clean.]

HEY ANGEL! WHATS WITH THE GET-UP?!!?

I JUST GOT DONE WITH MY SUMMER PHOTOSHOOT, I EVEN GOT YOU A COPY EARLY!

THANKS BABE!

[Angel Dust drives closer to the passenger of the van, handing the book to Stolas]

Watch it, this stuff is confidential, Y/n's eyes only.

[taking the book] Ohh...umm...ok...

Angel, take out any incoming cars with Verosika, we're gonna take out the fools closer to us.

Got it toots! I better get a reward for this!

I'll take you to Lulu World.

DEAL!

[As Angel slows down to reach the back, the crew just looks at you]

Really?

I wanna go to Lulu World!

I'd like to go aswell... we can get Via to join us.

Fine, all of you can go with me. Let's just focus on taking out the rest of these guys.

[After more taking out a couple of more hunter, the entire crew was tired of getting shot at, Moxxie just lays down, exhausted.]

I can't do this much longer, my clavicle hurts.

I have an idea.... Not a good one but its an idea.

I don't like the sound of that.

Loona... Do you remember that one thing Tex showed us when we were at one of his parties?

Don't tell me...

It's worth a shot, and besides its not like they're gonna hurt us.

This is gonna suck

[Preparing for trick, Loona gets on all fours, you stood at the edge of the van before looking towards the sky.]

I Can't believe I'm doing this.

[Howling into the sky like a wolf, the sound having a creepy tone to it.]

Y/n....What the fuck was that?

Give it a moment...

I fucking hate howling...

You're cute when you do it...

[Blushing] Shut up...

[Whispering into Loona's ear] Genuine question, have you ever like...masturbated so good you howled?

[Blushing harder] Satan, you're stupid.

What, it was a genuine question.

[Noticing in the distance, you here laughter. Loona realizes they're finally here.]

[Pointing to a car packed with hellhounds.] What is that!

Our trick...

[Watching the hellhound squad cause chaos was a sight to behold, Different hellhounds of all shapes and sizes killing and looting all they want. Some stole vans, some stole cars, some just killed for fun. Driving the main hellhound car was none other than Vortex.]

So you finally used the call!

Yup, Works perfectly. Never howling ever again though.

Ha! That's what they all say Y/n! Here, take this! A gift from the group!

[Vortex tosses a bag onto the roof before driving off picking up the hellhound squad. They laughed and cheered as if they're going to live forever. You opened the bag to find a bunch of new shoes and stolen skateboard decks and parts.]

Heh, those assholes know how to make a man happy.

Look Y/n...

[Looking Towards the highway, it was empty. You finally, managed to take out the hunters for now. You hopped into the van, Alastor smiles at you before opening a portal and taking him back home. Moxxie and Millie bring in all the duffle bags and sits down. Loona tries to enter the van but notices something in the distance. A mech, the size of a building chasing after you.]

Y/N, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!

OH SHIT!!!

[The mech call to you, a familiar voice speaking]

HELL WILL BE MINE, I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY!

[Before taking on the mech, Moxxie hands you a shared. When you held it you felt some of the power leaking into you.]

Y/n, I explored part of the ruined city and found these. See if you can use it.