《Helluva Harem》Come & Get it
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[Opening your apartment door. You crashed down into your couch]
Y/n: Welcome to mi casa! Feel free to get comfortable.
[Lin and Sallie explored different sections of your apartment.]
Lin: You have an interesting taste of decor...
Sallie: A lot of... Cool shit honestly.
Y/n: Thank you, I take pride in the objects I possess. Especially my instruments.
Sallie: So you know how to play em?
Y/n: Yeah, I dabble time to time writing songs.
Sallie: You think you can write one right now?
Y/n: I guess... I mean it takes time. Unless you want to see me sit at a computer for hours then get up to play a riff or two.
Sallie: Nevermind, that shit sounds boring.
Lin: Sallie!
Sallie: What, I'm being honest!
Y/n: It's fine, it's not as fun a lot people think...Anyways I'll let y'all get comfortable. I need to check on someone real fast.
[You walked over to Stella's apartment and knocked the door]
Stella: Coming!
[Stella opens the door and you greet her]
Y/n: Hey Mama Bird.
Stella: Y/n!
[Stella hugs you]
Stella: I missed you so much! You have no idea the shit I've been through.
Y/n: Ditto Stella. I've got some shit to tell you.
Stella: Come in! Have a seat, I'll get some cake and wine.
Y/n: I'd like that.
[You sat down at the dinner table, Stella brings in two slices of cake and a wine bottle.]
Stella: [Sitting down] So how've you been?
Y/n: I honestly don't know
Stella: What do you mean?
Y/n: So couple days ago I went to wrath for a "nice" vacation. For the harvest moon festival. So me and the crew get there, we mingle, shit like that. Then this guy shows up, his names striker. We did a competition yadda yadda yadda. I end up shot and killed by the bastard.
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Stella: W-what?
Y/n: Yeah, hole right through my heart. All caused by some blessed holy weapon he managed to have. He ends up trying to kill Stolas, hurts my crew, and all with a sick grin on his face. I was lucky on the other hand. See what I didn't mention is that I made a deal with death after my temporary demise. I become a reaper, I work as a reaper, I get brought back to life. I pierced that fucker and threw him out the window. Couldn't find his body so I assumed he escaped, and I know he'll be back. He's not one to give up easily.
[Stella looks at you nervously]
Y/n: So now tell me this. [Taking a sip of wine] Do you by any chance have anything to do with this?
[Stella opens her mouth but nothing comes out. She starts tearing up.]
Y/n: [Hugging Stella] I'm not mad, far from it. I know you getting me killed wasn't part of your plan. And I know you didn't want to hurt me.
[Stella buries her face into your chest.]
Stella: I-i'm sorry Y/n...
Y/n: It's fine, really. I just need to tell you one more thing.
[Stella just nods.]
Y/n: I lost my umm... Claws...and my other abilities... So we can't really do the claw play stuff without improvising.
Stella: What do you take me for Y/n! I don't care about the sex anymore! I just care that you're alive! I was fucking worried when striker said he hurt you. Then I learned that you died? This is all too much for me!
[You kissed Stella.]
Y/n: Was that "too much"
[Stella grabs your crotch.]
Stella: Maybe~
Y/n: Lets try something new~
[You and Stella fucked for hours, trying out things with your trident. Turns out, you can do A LOT with a Trident.]
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Stella: H-holy FUCK! You are just TOO DAMN GOOD!
Y/n: I-I can't feel my legs again. I fucking love you Stella.
Stella: And I love you to...
Y/n: I need to get going. I have company over and I kinda just left them there to be here with you.
Stella: Please just stay a bit longer, we can watch TV together.
Y/n: Sorry, but I can't just leave them.
Stella: [Sigh] fine, promise to text me?
Y/n: I always do.
[You left Stella's apartment and headed back to your own, you saw a note on your front door. It reads "Y/n I went to explore, don't worry about me I'll be fine. Lin". You entered your apartment.]
Y/n: I'm back!
Sallie: Hey!
[You're met with a weird plapping sound. You walked into your kitchen and saw Sallie May rummaging around your fridge butt ass naked.]
Y/n: What you looking for?
Sallie: You don't get any pie? Or at least some sort of pastry?
Y/n: Nah, haven't went grocery shopping in awhile.
[Sallie May faces you. You stare at her body. Toned and defined muscles with perky boobs and a "cute" penis.]
Sallie: [Smiling] You like what you see?
Y/n: Yeah, nice abs.
Sallie: Thank you... You're not thrown off by this? [Point at her member]
Y/n: Nah, I noticed your horns. Plus I felt it when you were latching onto me during the games.
Sallie: I'm gonna get dressed now, we should go grocery shopping together. Maybe get an apple pie...With ice cream.
Y/n: We can do that
[Sallie May walks past you. She gives your ass a big smack that propels you forward a little. You look back at her and she winks at you. You give her a nod.]
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