《Helluva Harem》50/50
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[You stood in the kitchen letting water run over your hands. Millie is seen grabbing plates, while Moxxie grabs cups and Blitzo is comforting Loona, even if she doesn't want it. Lin and Joe walks in with trays of food.]
Lin: Dinners just 'bout ready. Just let me go grab Sallie so we can dig in.
Joe: I'll get the others then, y'all can just have a seat at the table.
[You and the crew sat at the table. An awkward silence fills the room.]
:......So uh....Did you guys have fun today?
Cut the bullshit Y/n, how the fuck are you alive?
That's the question I was waiting for...I made a deal with...Death.
Blitzo: Funny, but seriously how?
Y/n: That's the truth! Couple of days ago I was hanging out with Charlie at a skatepark. When I was doing some tricks I fell back and hit my head pretty hard. I was knocked until Uncle Death hits me awake.
Loona: Uncle Death?
Y/n: That's what I call him, you know him as the grim reaper or as Death.
Moxxie: So wait let me get this straight. When you died temporarily, Death came up to you, offered you a deal, and brought you back to life?
Y/n: There's more to it but yes.
Millie: What was the deal anyways?
Y/n: So ummm... To simply put it. I became a reaper.
Everyone: WHAT!!!
Y/n: Yeah, Of course there are some other parts of the deal I have to fulfill but it's nothing impossible. Don't worry about it.
[Sallie walks into the kitchen, she noticed that everyone is staring wide-eyed at you]
Sallie: Uhhhhhhh What'd I miss?
Y/n: I'll go deeper into it when the everyone is here.
[After a couple of minutes, Millie's family were all finally seated.]
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Lin: Well, Shall we dig in?
[You grabbed all sorts of foods. Hog roast, corn bread, veggies, potatoes, yams, and a nice glasses of lemonade.]
Y/n: Thank you for the food.
Joe: No problem boy! Take as much as you want, Lin always makes extra.
[You dug into your food and enjoyed it as if it were your first meal in years.]
Blitzo: [With a mouth full of sausage] So Y/n, Mmmm! That's fucking good! What exactly is the deal you made?
Sallie: Deal?
[You took a sip of lemonade before talking.]
Y/n: Well it's kinda like a work deal. I become a reaper and work with him, and I get another chance at life.
Moxxie: And what exactly are you doing for "work"?
Y/n: Do any of y'all know the Tower of Babel?
Moxxie: A little bit, I heard some things here and there.
Y/n: Well it became violent, it's essentially a afterlife for demons. A fate worse than death. It grew violent so they "rebranded" it to the Tower of Barbs. All you can do is try to climb an infinitly growing tower, dying and repeating the process for eternity.
Moxxie: That sounds...Terrifying.
Y/n: Yeah well I work there. As a body and soul collector. Have to show up atleast once a week.
Sallie: I have a question!
Y/n: Yeah, what's up?
Sallie: Since your a reaper, how come your not a skeleton?
Y/n: I don't know, kinda glad I didn't become one. I would've missed my skin too much.
Loona: [Whispering into your ear] And other body parts~
Lin: Well what matters is that you're still kickin' it, right?
Y/n: Right. By the way guys I lost my powers.
Blitzo: WHAT, THAT WAS OUR BEST MONEY MAKER!!!
Moxxie: Sir! It doesn't matter if Y/n lost his powers or not. He's alive and not leaving our side!
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Blitzo: Cut it with the mushy bullshit Moxxie, he's lost one of his best attributes.
Loona: No he didn't...
Y/n: Blitz, I'll have you know I'm not completely powerless.
Blitzo: What do you mean?
Y/n: In trade of my old powers I get new abilities, mimicking Deaths abilities.
Blitzo: Oh yeah? And what is that?
Y/n: I.... honestly don't know. But I'll to use them overtime.
Blitzo: [Sigh] I'm glad your okay Y/n, even if your fucked up your still part of the family.
Y/n: That's out of character, even for you.
Blitzo: Shut up and just accept it.
Y/n: Accepted.
[You continued eating, exchanging small banter with Millie's family and the crew. After you finished eating Lin announced at the table]
Lin: Mildred, I'm going to stay in the city for a month with Sallie.
Millie: What! Really! [Excited] How come you didn't tell me earlier!?!
Sallie: She wanted it to be a surprise.
Millie: So where would y'all be stayin'
Lin: Hopefully with you.
[Moxxie coughs up his food out of shock]
Moxxie: W-with all do respect Lin our apartment is not big enough.
Millie: Sorry Ma but I have to agree with Moxxie on this one.
Blitzo: Besides, staying near Moxxie must be a pain in the ass, so let alone being with him for a month! That's just a death sentence.
Y/n: And I'm assuming getting a hotel is a no go?
Sallie: Expensive as shit.
Y/n: Yeah...
Lin: Well we can't just be on the streets! You have to atleast know somebody that can let us stay at their place.
[You knew you were going to regret saying this.]
Y/n: You can crash at my place. I have a spare mattress and I can just sleep somewhere else.
Millie: Really Y/n! You sure your apartment is big enough?
Y/n: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I can work something out.
Lin: Well you sure are Generous Y/n. Me and Sallie here really appreciate it.
Sallie: Let me go get my luggage ma.
Lin: Yeah me to, Joe and the others can clean up here. Y'all can go to your little van.
Y/n: Thank you for letting us visit here again.
Joe: No problem boy, be sure to visit if you ever want to some real man work.
Y/n: Heh...
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