《Helluva Harem》I Could Never Be Your Man
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You're the first person to wake up. Ironic since you were the last to fall asleep, but you're awake now nonetheless. You look around trying to puzzle together last night. You got home, you drank, you laughed, you....kissed.....Octavia, Then you went to sleep. That then explains why Octavia was sleeping on your chest. You look over to your to the clock on the wall, reading 6:06 P.M. You didn't want to disturb Octavia from her slumber but she's the only you can't get up. Trying to move you dropped some bottles onto the floor, luckily none breaking but the loud clinks woke up Octavia.
Octavia:[Tired voice] Morning already? Can I please...just...have..an... eternity
Y/n: I'd love to sleep with you but it's 6 P.M and I'm not wasting the entire day on this couch.
Octavia eyes shot open checking her phone. She had to do a triple take. They practically spent the entire day sleeping. All wasn't bad though. She just relaxed and snuggled closer to you. She then looks at you and kisses you, you kiss her back. Atleast that answers your question if she remembers what happened last night. She mounts onto you without breaking the kiss.
Her tongue and your tongue are violating each other. Like 2 snakes, they're wrapped around each other. Octavia Starts grinding against your member, Sweet sounds of grunting and light moans occasionally broken by the wet sounds of your tongues. It's amazing how Millie and Loona can sleep through this. As your love making goes on your hand starts to wander. You reached around her and started scratching her back. Octavia seems to love this gesture, her kissing more violent and her hip thrusting more rapid. After sometime Octavia takes your hand and redirects it towards her breasts. That's where you decide to stop and break off the kiss.
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Y/n:[Panting] Not yet....
Octavia:[Panting] Ok.... I'll calm down....
Y/n: I'm conflicted...
Octavia: How so?
Y/n: Now that I know the way you feel about me there's a lot I have to think about, like am I rushing things? What about everyone else who's interested me?
Octavia: Other people are interested in you?
Y/n: Apparently, Millie, Your mom, I think Loona as well, This guy named Angel Dust was staring at me like prime cut meat.
Octavia: Wait a minute, you met Angel Dust?
Y/n: Yeah, what's special about him?
Octavia: Oh nothing, it's just the fact that he's hell's most famous porn star, and his pimp Valentino is a grade A asshole. The fucking worst, but he has the entire porn industry under his boot, he's practically unreachable. Since you met Angel Dust on the other hand, that gives you an opportunity to do something. Valentino is a stain in hell's society ironically enough.
Y/n: Holy fuck, I didn't know.
Octavia: Now back to what we were talking about before, your worried that your moving to fast and if you get with one of us you'll disappoint the others?
Y/n: Pretty much, it's not like I hate the contact but don't people find it weird?
Octavia: It's fine honestly, you managing 4 days without trying to date any of us is a pretty big record in hell's standards. Some people just fuck to fuck, while others get married off with out even knowing a single damn thing about the person. You're a good person Y/n and I get your what your asking for and that's fine. So I'll provide a solution, you can date me, Loona, Millie, Angel, Stella, or anyone that takes interest in you. We'll be right by your side.
Y/n: And what if someone doesn't like that idea?
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Octavia gives you a kiss on the lips, it only lasted a second but it meant alot, no words were spoken but you understood what it meant.
Octavia: Then it's there Loss
Loona appears around the bedroom and makes your way over to, she then sits down next to you and hugs you. You didn't say anything and just let Loona do what she wanted. Millie gets off from the floor and makes your way over to you,she had heard the whole thing and joins in on the hug. You couldn't help but cry, feelings and years of untapped emotion just flowing out of your system.
Millie: Y/n are you sure you want to do this, having this sort of relationship can be tough, one day everyone is fine with it then BOOM! Someone ends up dead.
Loona still hasn't said a word to you, she just wants to feel your embrace.
Y/n: I'll try, I've never really done anything like this in general, I have a lot to think about but I think I can manage. I have confidence that I can do this.
Loona: God if I didn't have syphilis I'd kiss you right now. You think hiding you feelings helps me? I've been confused on the way you feel about me since we met. You give mix singles between wanting to be friends or wanting to be lovers. I felt like I wasn't good enough, and that hurts. Y/n you're genuinely the coolest dude I know, you like making small talk with me. Other assholes here just try getting into my pants and the one time I let someone in I get a one night stand and fucking STD, and look I'm not big into this whole "dating multiple girls" idea just simply because I want all of you to myself, but you already mean a lot to a couple of people. And I think taking them away from you will hurt them a lot.
Y/n: That means a lot to me, especially hearing it comes from you. It gives me a sense of drive, like I have the abilities to do it.
Loona: Because I know you can do it Y/n, I know you can do alot.
Y/n: Thank you guys, this means a lot to me, I just hope I don't disappoint.
Millie: I know you won't, I have faith in you Y/n.
Loona: God you're such a loveable asshole.
Octavia: He's our loveable asshole.
And just like that you started something people wish they could have. You got up from the couch and went to lay down in bed. It was already too late to do anything productive and you feel emotionally drained for the day. As you laid down in your bed Octavia, Millie, and Loona snuggled in with you. Within minutes all of you of to sleepy time junction.
Authors note: well it officially has begun, a shorter chapter but it has that oomph. I plan for the chapter to take place 6 months after this chapter, completely going ever episode 1 & 2 of helluva boss.
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