《The Dangers of Butt Dialing》t w e n t y - f o u r
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carla
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*please refer to playlist (seaside)*
"i HATE this weather. i wish it would stop snowing for two seconds!"
"ours did like last night but came back on at around an hour ago"
"like. this is bullshit! it should not be snowing in MARCH!"
"i just, i just get bored i guess."
"at least school starts back up again in two days, weather permitting"
"wait, you dont go to my school right?"
"oh, the private and catholic and all-boys institution."
"wait didnt grace go to your school?"
"oh. well how does it feel talking to a lowly public-schooler like me?"
"oh."
"so anyway, im bored again."
"haha"
"that was good"
"so."
"..."
"boring."
"um. im actually feeling pretty great"
"actually im feeling kind of conflicted"
"um. sure. so um remember that phone call where i was in the bathroom and whispering to you?"
"well i was actually on a date. and uh. at first i thought i didnt like the guy, hencewhy i was hiding out in the bathroom."
"but after our call i went out there ready to feed him my excuse to leave, which was that my dog died. and before i got a chance to open my mouth he said and i quote 'you better not be feeding me a bullshit excuse like your dog died in order to get out of this date'"
"i shit you not, it happened! i burst out laughing as soon as he said it. like tears just streaming out of my eyes laughing. i decide to stay and all of sudden, i take a liking to this guy. i have no idea what came over me!"
"i know! fucking crazy! anyway we've been on a couple dates, but i—i think im falling."
"wait a sec—jorda—"
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