《The Dangers of Butt Dialing》t w e n t y - t h r e e
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carla
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*please refer to playlist (seaside)*
"heyyy"
"answer yes or no. first do you like the beach? second, do you have a car?"
"ok cool.. so would you take me to the beach?"
"i also got a snow day and i am bored! out of my mind!"
"which is...?"
"god. english nerds. they disgust me."
"um if you take me to the beach, i grant you permission to bring it with you."
"um no. you should be bringing me to the beach!"
"darn it! i really thought my charm would make you drive through 5+ inches of heavy snow (and potentially threatening your life) to take me to the freezing cold beach."
"yea but i really wanted to go to the beach."
"jordan, i dont even know what you look like how will i imagine this scenario?"
"freckles are like stars, theyre cool"
"i ate a lot of sugar today, ok?"
"did you know that sugar sets off the same neurological chemicals as heroin does. so in conclusion sugar is basically heroin."
"i—"
"now i have that song stuck in my head because all we've been talking about is sugar."
"it goes:
im hooked on a feeling
im high on believing
that youre i. live with meeee
oh lips as sweet is candy
something something
i forget the rest so im gonna stop now!"
"haha can we listen to this on the beach?"
"what made you think i opened them?"
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