《The Dangers of Butt Dialing》t w e n t y - t h r e e

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carla

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*please refer to playlist (seaside)*

"heyyy"

"answer yes or no. first do you like the beach? second, do you have a car?"

"ok cool.. so would you take me to the beach?"

"i also got a snow day and i am bored! out of my mind!"

"which is...?"

"god. english nerds. they disgust me."

"um if you take me to the beach, i grant you permission to bring it with you."

"um no. you should be bringing me to the beach!"

"darn it! i really thought my charm would make you drive through 5+ inches of heavy snow (and potentially threatening your life) to take me to the freezing cold beach."

"yea but i really wanted to go to the beach."

"jordan, i dont even know what you look like how will i imagine this scenario?"

"freckles are like stars, theyre cool"

"i ate a lot of sugar today, ok?"

"did you know that sugar sets off the same neurological chemicals as heroin does. so in conclusion sugar is basically heroin."

"i—"

"now i have that song stuck in my head because all we've been talking about is sugar."

"it goes:

im hooked on a feeling

im high on believing

that youre i. live with meeee

oh lips as sweet is candy

something something

i forget the rest so im gonna stop now!"

"haha can we listen to this on the beach?"

"what made you think i opened them?"

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