《The Dangers of Butt Dialing》s e v e n t e e n
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"why are you calling me?"
"you do have a point...im in a restaurant bathroom."
"when did you move to the US?"
"sometimes your accent jumps out a little on certain words"
"its kind of pretty"
"yes. its lowkey cool"
"haha yes!"
"then i guess we cant talk anymore."
"that was only 40 seconds! are you kidding me?"
"you have a friend named curiosity?"
"haha that was a really good!"
"you really must want to know what im doing in a restaurant bathroom..."
"um honestly i have no idea. i promise its not you...i just get embarrassed and i feel like youll judge me."
"yea. thank you but ill save this story for another time. tell me a story instead."
"i meant a story about your life."
"oh my gosh jordan! you and grace broke up?"
"im sorry."
"because you still hurt and i wouldnt wish that on anyone."
"haha youre welcome. i have to go before he thinks i fell into the toilet. bye jordan, we have to talk later."
oops sorry this is late but guysssss there are books popping up on my recommendations that have the same cover picture as this one😩 tragic, i know. i want to make a new cover but like i dont have the time, maybe i will in the future...also having some doubts about the plot and i deleted a couple chapters but YOLO. i know the ending is the same,,,its just getting to that ending is where im having trouble.
-lila
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