《The Dangers of Butt Dialing》s i x t e e n
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carla
stephanie
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"wow you mean business. its exactly four o clock on the dot"
"haha ok. give me a second to get my notebook"
"..."
"ok i got it. so um my teacher just taught us about trig functions and graphing them?"
"cool. so i tried to do the worksheet homework tee best i could but i still have some problems"
"um. with y equal tangent of 3x. i cant figure out the phase shift."
"c over b?"
"to be honest i have no idea."
L A T E R O N
"ok thank you jordan!!"
"if you even need help with science or history, im here haha"
"good. anyway..."
"uh—"
"who are you—steph! give me back my pho—carla is this the guy from the other night? you listen here sir. if you dare cal—stephanie!!—dont call again sir"
L I N E G O E S D E A D
"i am so sorry about that! it was just my sister being stupid."
"oh uh no she uh confused you with another guy..."
"haha"
"cocky as ever i see. but seriously im so sorry!! she acts like an older brother or something but in reality shes only like 12"
"umm i think she turned 15 a couple months ago but i couldnt be too sure"
"are they twins?"
"thats so cool! and convenient ha i guess"
"you are never gonna let me live that down, are you? i feel awful about it and not to mention quite embarrassing."
"well because i uh well i mean you. i just. uhmmm i guess i sometimes go on dates and sometimes they come home with me but yesterday the guy i brought home uh my sister caught us like making out. super awkward."
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"yeaaa in front a of a total stranger."
"sorry in front of a total random guy that i sometimes get tutored by and share late night conversations with"
"so... im gonna go murder my sister. thank you for tutoring me."
"uh no. but i'll let you know if i need help. it was nice talking to you jordan, besides that really embarrassing moment that came up."
i hope that new kind of formatting wasnt too confusing. i also want to comment about carla: she can go on dates without ho-ing around or being considered a slut! i dont need haters in this book so back off lmao. shes an independent woman who can make her own decisions. also its been a while since ive done precalc with like graphing trigonometric equations and my final is coming up and i struggled writing that part because all math has left my head.
-lila
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