《The Dangers of Butt Dialing》s e v e n
Advertisement
carla
————————————————
"this is carla, hello?"
"ughhh why must you call me at this time?"
"im not a morning person, if you coul— wait. im talking to the infamous butt dialer"
"that doesnt even make sense. but why'd you call me? like not an accidental call..."
"christ. i can practically feel your embarrassment radiating through the phone."
"hm. you dont have anyone else you can talk to about this? your mom? a sister? a cousin? a friend? an acquaintance? a frieni"
"IM a last resort? the victim of a butt dial becomes the last resort. ha what has this society become? but sure i'll help you"
"yes really"
"you good there? are you crying of happiness? hello?"
"uh thanks. but if you're flirting with this girl like that, i have no idea why you called me"
"ok. well that isnt a lot to go off of... hm. why dont you describe her to me?"
"stop. i cant help you plan something if you tell me how she looks. like what are some of the things she likes? like her hobbies? or tell me about her personality"
"ok sounds fun. so did you guys go rollerblading in third grade together? or...?"
"grace."
" you are seriously like the most non observant nerd i have ever talked to. no! my name is carla not grace and i was pulling your leg before, jeez."
"sure. ok based off what you told me, i'd say you should go for a romantic dinner or something. it sounds like she's into romantic gestures? im not sure im the best person to talk to about relationships..."
"well i dont really have time for extra stuff, like relationships. you try to take 4 APs and do a sport. its stressful"
Advertisement
"...and i decided to help you because i felt some pity for you. you sounded so stressed and desperate. i dont know, i guess its because i try to be good person most of the time."
"i mean that when people ask for help, i try to help. when someone calls, i answer because they may need my help. when someones alone, i comfort them. i dont know. i'd like to think i have an impact on a persons life."
"uh. yea. i have stuff to do, so...bye."
"make it quick."
"have a candle lit dinner, or go to the place you first met or where you had your first date."
"yea...ok. bye"
Advertisement
- In Serial19 Chapters
*DING* : A Dreamer’s Game
James lives his life with his head in the clouds. He's just getting by in college and working a job that allows him to day dream. He's pretty comfortable spending his days dreaming of fighting bad guys and saving damsels. That is until he is surprised on the way home from work by a letter floating before his eyes with a blinking green message attached [New message. Accept? [Y/N]] This letter offers him the inheritance of the [Dreamer] class and warns of an impending world wide change. Soon James is thrown into a new reality of skills, levels, classes, professions, and EXP. But he seems to be the only one experiencing this change. But for some reason he doesn't think that'll last very long. This story is one of my first attempts at posting my stories anywhere so please leave comments and constructive criticism/praise. I'd really love it if there was a group of people who enjoyed it and if there is I'll figure out a regular release schedule. Totally my story and I reserve rights to it and such forth.
8 194 - In Serial10 Chapters
Sahasra (Completed ✔️)
After the War of Mahismathi was over and Kuntala rebuilt, Shivu and Avanti were leading a happy life. But their luck was reversed by the kidnap of their child which left Mahismathi without a heir. Sahasra abducted by the rival kingdom Sarayuha, is now a princess and a warrior who loves her nation more than anything else. Unknown to her origin, her parents, she is fighting for Sarayuha. The journey of a girl, a princess, a daughter, a lover, a Queen.
8 181 - In Serial21 Chapters
Black and White- NOT YET DROPPED. JUST WAIT.
Two girls doing a ritual in another world and our MC Hakuya saw the Sky go black. What will happen to our Hakuya ?-This is my first time making something like this hope you like it guys ^_^
8 117 - In Serial30 Chapters
Human Mate (Under Editing)
"Hey Garret can you help me with something?" Isabella asks."Yeah sure" Instantly Isabella's lips connect to mine. My mind dint register what was happening at first, her lips moving against mine. Seconds before pulling away I get the worst pain in my chest. Almost like Isabella had caused it. When I pull away Isabella gives me a confused look. I growl at her for lac of respect.When Isabella cowards away from the menacing growl, I get the best scent of Lilac and Vanilla. My mind goes wild wondering where the scents came fromI look into the hallway and the smell grows stronger. I see a small girl in the arms of my beta Dylan and jealousy rips through me. MATE Emily is entering her last year in High school. Her mom died when she was young and she has a very distant father. She is moving to Arizona leaving her cheating boyfriend behind and entering a whole new school. Not knowing what to expect, she just hopes that it's not like the torture she went through at her old school. Garret King is the Alpha of the Lunar Eclipse pack. He has been looking for his mate since the age of 16. He's not the super bad ass alpha that many would suspect, but he sure looks the part. What happens when Emily goes to this new school and Garret finds her?More importantly what will she think of him after sense their first encounter isn't so lovely.*Disclaimer: This cover photo is not mine, if you know the photographer tell me who they are and I'll give their picture credit**Criticism is accepted here*
8 141 - In Serial16 Chapters
Lunar Arrows - Deliveryshipping
Sun Taiyono is a spy who has made revenge on the people who killed his parents. For three years and four months, he's been working as a spy and wants to quit.But before he can, he has to complete one final mission.Moon Lumanlan.
8 176 - In Serial22 Chapters
H1ghr High School
this is a rewrite of my most successful book on wattpad, AOMG high school.this book will be less of a mess and focus primarily on H1ghr Music artist and will (hopefully) be less overly dramatic aaaaaand make way more sense.
8 196
Prev Chap
Next Chap
Chap List
Boy
Girl
