THAT'S YOUR COMEBACK??

THE WORLDS CHEESIEST PICK UP LINE?

REALLY??

yes.. But in all seriousness, thank you

thank you for apologizing

I love you vv much Sky

and it means a lot that you told how you felt

and to make up for everything that's happened.. pick one.. jokes or pick up lines

oh hell naww

;)

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

this isn't going to be funny

Every morning you'll rise and shine!

what's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

you can't tuna fish

did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?

The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup

pls stahp

What do you get from a pampered cow?

spoiled milk haha

my turn

okay

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

what

a calendar has a date

RUDE

you're my date

no I'm not

MY TURNNN

NO

I'M BEGGING YOU

I DON'T DESERVE THIS

I'LL Be YOUR GIRLFRIEND IF YOU STAHP

REALLY?

OK LAST ONE

OFFER EXPIRE IN 3 SEC

wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK" Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot" Wife: "Aww thank you, what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

WTF HAHAHA

That would be us as a married couple omfg

: CAN YOU IMAGINE OMG

I can :)

don't get all romantic with me Alex

why not?

because I'm mad at you for all these bad jokes

I don't believe you

you should

I can't bc you love my jokes

I can prove

ok get over here and prove it

I can't

why not?

I'm already at your house

really Alex? You creeper

Alex: can you come outside please

UGHHHH

SO MUCH EXERCISE

PLS

FINE

Thanks baby :)

don't baby me you asshole

Baby

STOP MAKING ME LIKE YOU

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE MAD

good luck with that babe

Whatever whatever

I'm walking

I almost tripped

I'm unlocking the door

"I opened the door."

"You did," he gasps.

"I know it surprises me too,"

I gasp.

"What are you doing here?"

"I came to apologize, Sky. I love you very, very much and I made a mistake letting you leave that night," Alex extends the plastic black rose towards me. "I know you love the color black, because it compliments your soul, so I got you one."

"You're such a romantic asshole," I gag, reaching for the rose. "At least you've moved up from romantic stalker to romantic asshole."

"I'll take it," he smiles. "But there's something I want to ask you."

"Yeah?" I raise my eyebrow.

"You're the most confusing, bipolar and sarcastic person I've ever met, Skylar. You constantly piss me off and then make me fall in love with you. I can't stand when you flirt with other guys and I ate how you don't share your food," he frowns.

"But I am so in love with you and it pisses me off more to be without you than the shit I deal with when I am with you. So will you please.. Pretty please, be my girlfriend?"

Oh... Girlfriend?" She frowns. I nod my head. I can't believe I'm about to be rejected, again.

"I mean, define girlfriend."

"Girlfriend," I exhale. "Like kisses at random times."

"Random? Really?" She shakes her head. "Yes random. Like, all the time," I smile slightly.

"And dates where no other boys are ruining it."

"Wow, are you sure you're ready for that?" she raises her eyebrows. "I mean that's the only kind of date we know."

"I am a hundred percent ready. Girlfriend, like, sitting at lunch together and sharing food."

"Excuse me? I don't share my food," She shrugs, taking a step closer.

"I'll share my food then. And I'm going to have dinner with your parents and you'll go to prom with me in three weeks."

"Prom? I don't wear dresses."

"You don't have to wear a dress. Just be there with me and I'll be happy," I shrug.

"Eh.." She takes another step closer. "I'm not sure if you're ready to be my boyfriend. I mean, I'm quite hard to deal with."

"But that's why I love you. I am definitely ready."

"I'm not sure," she takes one last step towards me. "What's in it for me?"

"I mean, I just offered food. I didn't think it could get better? But, I'll love you forever and ever/ Taco Bell?"

"Taco Bell," she smiles. "I can deal with that."

"You're standing very close, Skylar."

"Is it my breathe again?" She frowns, covering her mouth.

"No. I mean, it's perfect kissing weather after all. The moon, the stars, the silence, you and me.. I'm feeling it."

Sky laughs. "You're feeling something tingling?"

"I am," I blush. "Only for you, though."

"So romantic," she mocks. "Are you testing me?" I raise my eyebrow. "I am. I'm waiting for you to take your pampers off and kiss me already," she mumbles. I lean forward and press my lips onto hers. I pull away and smile briefly. "Is that a yes or..."

"Shut up, Alex. Oh my god," she huffs, kissing me again.

I pull away once again. "But I really need an answer," I whine.

"I'm going inside. Goodnight Alex." Sky turns and heads towards the front door.

"Sky," I groan. "Just say yes or no!"

"Goodnight Alex," she closes the front door. "God dammit!" I mutter under my breath. "You are so frustrating Skylar Rose!"

SKY PLEASE

OMG

JUST SAY YES OR NO

LIKE

IS THIS A CLIFFHANGER IN MY LIFE

R U SRS

I'M SO VV CONFUSED RN

MY LIFE IS LOST RIGHT NOW

PLS JUST SAY YES OR NO

Me: I MIGHT CRY OK

UGH

AND NOW YOU'RE IGNORING MY TEXTS

srsly

plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..

I H8 u

ugh

pls

fine

i'll just take it as a yes

aw girlfriend ur so qt

ignoring me and stuff

#together4ever

wow I'm so happy

ily

Wth

calm down satan

it's only been a minute

geez like

u show up at my house and ask

damn Alex

I need time

to think about it

a verrryyyyyyyyyy long time

like so long you'll be gone

far away and forgotten all about me

and you'll have kids and be married

I'll show up and be at your door and be like

surprise MOTHAKA ITS YO GIRLFRIEND

and you'll be like whaat

Skylar: and I'll be like I'm back and finally be your girlfriend

and I'll reply with "honey, you're not my girlfriend"

".... You're my wife."

yo Alexander

good morning my bish

I have something to tell you

yes

My answer is yes

I will be your girlfriend

just bc I love food vv much

and I love you as much as food

even though you piss me off SO MUCH

but you're worth it

so yeah

get up fatass

I'm bored af

I'll kiss you again

and you'll kiss me again

Alex pls

well damn babe

don't beg here ;)

I'm just so sexy and stuff

some girls would say....

Irresistable ;))))))

oh god

calm your hormones down over there

I'll be over later ;))

NO

I'm good

babe

We're dating now

I think we can take the next step ;)

wtf NO

we've been dating for like five minutes lets not

the next step is me not punching you

or at least not having the urge to punch you

it's just the hormones ;)

STOP WITH THE WINKY FACES

you like it

god no

satan yes

STOP

OMFG

ur making me so uncomfortable rn

is this what dating u is rlly like

ur gonna find out ;)

put another fucking winky face and I will fucking remove your face

asshole

ur so full of estrogen rn

sexy

STAHP

I'm leaving

bye

how about some jokes or pick-up lines?

NO

Please no

feel free to talk sexual

just no jokes pls

they are so bad

bby I knew you loved them

okay here we go...

are you done yet?

No hahaha

you're so lame omg

my boyfriend is so lame omg

why omg

kms omg

you love me omg

it's okay omg

I'm hilarious as fuck omg

..... wifey omg

no omg

we've been together for 10 minutes omg

no wifey shit omg

I'm ready to take the next step, Sky

*violently tears up*

Sky *violently gets down on one knee*

*pulls ring out of butt*

ew sound dangerous omg

and vv sexy ;) omg

you make me vv happy omg

will you be my wifey?!?!

omg

no omg

never omg

*smacks you....nonviolently*

HOW DO YOU NONVIOLENTLY SMACK SOMEBODY

I don't know I just do talent

I JUST WANTED US TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE THREE KIDS

AND GO TO DINNER WITH THE KIDS FRIEND FAMILY

AND LIVE WITH A CUTE WHITE FENCE

AND A TWO STORY HOUSE

AND I WANT TO DO INTERIOR DECORATING FOR OUR HOUSE

AND OUR DAUGHTER WOULD STICK HER BOTTOM LIP OUT

AND ASK ME TO PAINT HER ROOM PINK

AND THEN OUR SON WOULD GET JEALOUS AND ASK FOR HIS ROOM TO BE WHATEVER COLORS HE WANTS

AND BEING A SUCKER DAD I'D DO IT

anD WHY DON'T YOU WANT THAT SKYLAR?

JUST MARRY ME OMG

aw

that was almost enough to make me change my mind

but still no

I'M TOO YOUNG *violently gasp*

IT'S ILLEGAL

I'M ONLY SEVENTEEN

I CAN'T BE WHAT YOU'D NEED AT SEVENTEEN

I'M JUST A GIRL

BREAKING HEART

did you just use the 1975 lyric against me

like I thought this was real here Sky

wow but you did that

u stabbed me in the back you hoehoe

*wipes away tears*

aw bby

I'm sorry

I TAKE IT BACK

I'LL MARRY YOU OMG

don'T CRY PLS

ILYVM STAHP

okay

wifey ;)

so I was thinking..

In all seriousness..

oh god

I'm not actually gonna marry you

no not that

but you will ;)

I'm thinking we can do a re-do date

Taco Bell

minus Kyle and Taylor

nobody dies

nobody get angry

just you and me

food and kisses

please baby (:

really? A date?

yes

Ehhhh... when?

I mean.. I already have another date planned for tomorrow...

really?

with who?

Netflix.. but I mean I guess I could make a room

for a second date with you

haha not funny

I was so scared omg

idk that was really bad

but sure

I'll go on a re-do date with you

bc #ilyvm

I love you baby <3

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