《Viva Las Vegas》Emma's wedding
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Unknowingly drunk Emma agreed to marrying the handsome stranger's older friend, who happens to be very old and has a liking for girls beginning with E. It's the day of Emma's so called wedding, hoping she would escape somehow with the help of Rebel and Victoria, if they can find her in time.
F***sake what have I gotten myself into?!!!
everything will be okay. Just go along with this and you'll get a reward.
I don't want a reward! Not like this. O my god. An old man, old enough to be my great great grandfather. I think I'm going to puke.
look, I know him. He's a great man. He will make you happy.
how can you think.. that me, Emma Florenca from New Orleans, would ever go for an old wretched man like that hobo.
he's actually rich. And Florenca?
fine I made the last name up, but I will never reveal my full name! NEVER! And I am originally from New Orleans.
oh you don't have to, this is Vegas. Or have you forgotten?
screw my life.... this was a bad idea.. I blame you Victoria.
who's Victoria? And is she single?
look. I may be trapped into doing this, but I will not allow a friend of mine to go down and marry an old hag with me!
no?
okay fine. Yes, I would drag her down.. but only because I don't want to be alone in this screwed up BS.
well, to be honest I was just asking for me. I think I should start settling down.
really?
are you serious? NO. Hell no. I have so many things to do before I get in too deep, especially, that I'm still young.
yeah whatever. I'm still young and you're throwing my life away to this horrible creature.
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mind your language. He's your senior and you should appreciate the fact that you'll be one of the richest wives in the world.
if I wanted that, then I wouldn't be complaining. But clearly I DON'T WANT IT.
It's almost time.
oh go screw yourself!
trust me I tried.
that's gross!
Dominic prepares Emma for her would-be wedding to the old man. Emma walks down the ile sluggishly, a couple of minutes later. To the the dreadful old man standing with his vile teeth waving at her infront of the Pastor.
oh no. No no no no no no! This is not happening!! Why?!.. why me!! (Cries). Let me go!
no. Sorry love. But everything will be okay soon enough.
I feel like I'm in some kind of a horror film.
come on! let's hurry.
are you guys going to take all day? I need to be somewhere else.
yeah. You can go, pastor.
nonsense. It's fine. Can I get your names?
dhjdis
what?... what he say?
I don't know. I'll make up one for him. What's your name?
I can't.. I just can't...
don't worry. Just tell me your name. You can even whisper it. I won't say if you don't want me to.
why? You're going to make my name up too?
only if you want me to.
her name is Emma.
WHAT THE HELL MAN!
now get on with it!
As pastor reads them their vows, Rebel finishes up her meal.
okaaaaaay. Are you done? I hope you're done.
yeah almost just one last bite of this pudding.
Rebel! Look at the time.
yeah wait. Hold on. Let me just finish then I'll look.
Rebel!!!! Let's go. The wedding has started!!
They head back to the church to find Emma is the bride and was the whole time. They charge to save her.
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EMMA!
Vic!!!
no. That was Rebel. But were here and glad to know you're not tied up.
what took you idiots so long?! I almost became the wife of a rich hobo!
we were hungry. And how can rich and hobo go into the same sentence?
I think it makes sense. And the meal was amazeballs. I crushed it. The best food ever.
and you didn't plan on saving some for me.
little over the time girls.
like I said; Rebel.
you're welcome.
o my god get me out of this situation!
you know you can get yourself out, right? By running away with something called feet.
yeah. If Dom wasn't gripping onto me.
isn't that Dominic over there?
He looks so far away. And handsome.
why thanks fat beast. You're not so bad yourself (winks).
he was standing right here a couple secs ago!
O'kay. O-kaay.
The girls don't even need to run, so they walk out.
midhbsh qftwydb didhdvagg! (From a distance)
what is he even on?
I have no idea, let's just go.
hey Emma, can I wear your dress after?
you can keep it.
dream come true! Thanks so much!
thank me when I've given it to you. Idiot.
so.. Emma...
oh lord.
what? I was just going to ask what happened when you were in the hands of an unfortunate oldy.
I wasn't! Dom was keeping an eye on me for that hag.
oh I see "Dom" was "keeping an eye" on you.
really Vic? Childish much.
you're the one who couldn't even walk out of the church without your babysitters and you call me childish.
so, are we getting more food?
that would be a YES.I'm hungry as hell.
uhh. You guys go. I'm going back to the hotel. No more food for me, thanks.
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