《Viva Las Vegas》Emma's wedding
Advertisement
Unknowingly drunk Emma agreed to marrying the handsome stranger's older friend, who happens to be very old and has a liking for girls beginning with E. It's the day of Emma's so called wedding, hoping she would escape somehow with the help of Rebel and Victoria, if they can find her in time.
F***sake what have I gotten myself into?!!!
everything will be okay. Just go along with this and you'll get a reward.
I don't want a reward! Not like this. O my god. An old man, old enough to be my great great grandfather. I think I'm going to puke.
look, I know him. He's a great man. He will make you happy.
how can you think.. that me, Emma Florenca from New Orleans, would ever go for an old wretched man like that hobo.
he's actually rich. And Florenca?
fine I made the last name up, but I will never reveal my full name! NEVER! And I am originally from New Orleans.
oh you don't have to, this is Vegas. Or have you forgotten?
screw my life.... this was a bad idea.. I blame you Victoria.
who's Victoria? And is she single?
look. I may be trapped into doing this, but I will not allow a friend of mine to go down and marry an old hag with me!
no?
okay fine. Yes, I would drag her down.. but only because I don't want to be alone in this screwed up BS.
well, to be honest I was just asking for me. I think I should start settling down.
really?
are you serious? NO. Hell no. I have so many things to do before I get in too deep, especially, that I'm still young.
yeah whatever. I'm still young and you're throwing my life away to this horrible creature.
Advertisement
mind your language. He's your senior and you should appreciate the fact that you'll be one of the richest wives in the world.
if I wanted that, then I wouldn't be complaining. But clearly I DON'T WANT IT.
It's almost time.
oh go screw yourself!
trust me I tried.
that's gross!
Dominic prepares Emma for her would-be wedding to the old man. Emma walks down the ile sluggishly, a couple of minutes later. To the the dreadful old man standing with his vile teeth waving at her infront of the Pastor.
oh no. No no no no no no! This is not happening!! Why?!.. why me!! (Cries). Let me go!
no. Sorry love. But everything will be okay soon enough.
I feel like I'm in some kind of a horror film.
come on! let's hurry.
are you guys going to take all day? I need to be somewhere else.
yeah. You can go, pastor.
nonsense. It's fine. Can I get your names?
dhjdis
what?... what he say?
I don't know. I'll make up one for him. What's your name?
I can't.. I just can't...
don't worry. Just tell me your name. You can even whisper it. I won't say if you don't want me to.
why? You're going to make my name up too?
only if you want me to.
her name is Emma.
WHAT THE HELL MAN!
now get on with it!
As pastor reads them their vows, Rebel finishes up her meal.
okaaaaaay. Are you done? I hope you're done.
yeah almost just one last bite of this pudding.
Rebel! Look at the time.
yeah wait. Hold on. Let me just finish then I'll look.
Rebel!!!! Let's go. The wedding has started!!
They head back to the church to find Emma is the bride and was the whole time. They charge to save her.
Advertisement
EMMA!
Vic!!!
no. That was Rebel. But were here and glad to know you're not tied up.
what took you idiots so long?! I almost became the wife of a rich hobo!
we were hungry. And how can rich and hobo go into the same sentence?
I think it makes sense. And the meal was amazeballs. I crushed it. The best food ever.
and you didn't plan on saving some for me.
little over the time girls.
like I said; Rebel.
you're welcome.
o my god get me out of this situation!
you know you can get yourself out, right? By running away with something called feet.
yeah. If Dom wasn't gripping onto me.
isn't that Dominic over there?
He looks so far away. And handsome.
why thanks fat beast. You're not so bad yourself (winks).
he was standing right here a couple secs ago!
O'kay. O-kaay.
The girls don't even need to run, so they walk out.
midhbsh qftwydb didhdvagg! (From a distance)
what is he even on?
I have no idea, let's just go.
hey Emma, can I wear your dress after?
you can keep it.
dream come true! Thanks so much!
thank me when I've given it to you. Idiot.
so.. Emma...
oh lord.
what? I was just going to ask what happened when you were in the hands of an unfortunate oldy.
I wasn't! Dom was keeping an eye on me for that hag.
oh I see "Dom" was "keeping an eye" on you.
really Vic? Childish much.
you're the one who couldn't even walk out of the church without your babysitters and you call me childish.
so, are we getting more food?
that would be a YES.I'm hungry as hell.
uhh. You guys go. I'm going back to the hotel. No more food for me, thanks.
Advertisement
- In Serial7 Chapters
Delving Into the Unknown
Logan has lost everything he's ever known in a devastating fire. He is rescued by a gang of pirates who are determined to find the lost city of Atlantis. With the resolve to restore his home and hunt down the one behind the arson, Logan joins the crew on their journey. He understands that he must endure hardships and that betrayal can happen. But will he be strong enough to see his journey through to the end? Does the mysterious city exist or is it all a fairytale?
8 141 - In Serial8 Chapters
The Chosen
Every 50 years 5 individuals are chosen, at random, to receive gifts of power, oriented toward their interests, in order to shake up the world order. The only restriction being that they be loners, seperated from every day society so as to give them a chance to develope their new found power before those who may seak to maintain the status quo snuff them out. Jared Thorne woke to find himself gifted with the Game Character subspecies. Although starting out weaker than other chosen,past and present, his potential is far greater.
8 97 - In Serial19 Chapters
Walking The Jiang Hu
Ip An, an ordinary village boy suddenly gains the chance to enter an immortal sect by his grandfather on his deathbed. However, once he reaches the sect it is revealed that he isn't able to cultivate! Despite this he is unwilling to back down and wishes to simply make his grandfather proud. Soon, he becomes content with just practicing the mortal martial arts with his strangely eccentric, and mysteriously strong teacher. However, one day he offends a senior's nephew and is consequently sent to the frontlines of an inter-continental war that has been occurring for several centuries! Can Ip An, a mere mortal, survive or even thrive amongst countless war-crazed and bloodthirsty cultivators who could squash him like an ant? [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge]
8 106 - In Serial12 Chapters
SWTOR: The Alpha Legacy - Alexandra 'Under the Black'
This was the first character backstory and first full story in The Old Republic era after 'Project Alpha: A Summary: 'Old Republic to Current Operational Era'. This one was actually written much later. Several of the full stories were done and there was a need to introduce the Mother of several of the main characters. Much later on I started a timeline and this seemed to fit nowhere else, but right after the introduction story: Alexandra De'nabre lost everything on one of the moons of Felucia. But life found her again. As a Mirialan Jedi, she was sworn to the Unity and to the Force; casting both away once she believed both left her. The Force finds her again. And brings her back a part of her life she believed she lost. Her children. But in a cruel twist of fate, the very Republic she once defended is suddenly out to get her. Not because in her new life as an infamous pirate she committed crimes against them. The children she lost are now wards of the Republic and a special project called: Alpha. And they will stop at nothing to keep Alexandra from reclaiming them.
8 154 - In Serial30 Chapters
Wizards Go Muggle
Being forced to attend a school full of muggles had never been in Harry's plan for Fifth year. Having to hide his secret along with protecting his new-found muggle friends from the return of You-Know-Who was proving to one of the most difficult tasks the Boy Who Lived would face. Will he be able to maintain his secret? Or is this the end of it all?(5th Year)(Cover by Pottertrash99)
8 341 - In Serial4 Chapters
Positively Yours
A YinWar Arrange Marriage One-Shot.
8 133

