In which [name] makes some new furry friends, almost catches a case, and meets a girl in need of desperate help.

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in the middle of the dorm common area, disassociating in her current half-asleep state. Nearby, Iida yelled at Kaminari, who was forcing Todoroki to try and light his Froot Loops on fire.

"[Name], are you listening to me?" Aizawa scolded her, raising an eyebrow at the "no thoughts, head empty" look on her face.

"About that, kind sir, imma have to ask you to repeat that shit," [Name] laughed nervously. Aizawa rolled his eyes.

"I said, since we've collectively decided to train you with more heroes based on your recent performances, you and Tokoyami will patrol with two other pro heroes."

"Who are they? Please don't tell me one of them is Endeavor, his meaty thighs are as thicc as my body..." [Name] shuddered.

"I don't want to hear my daughter talk about Endeavor's meaty thighs. Now just- get ready." Aizawa groaned inwardly.

"Uhh..." [Name] looked down at herself, seeing only an unflawed piece of delectable snacc. "I am ready."

Aizawa stared blankly at the girl, who was proudly sporting her sleepwear, which consisted of Nike ThotShorts™ and an oversized black shirt that simply brandished the word in bold lettering.

"... No, you're not. I'm not letting you dress like this in front of high-ranking heroes." The exhausted man said, massaging his forehead. "Go change into something more acceptable."

"Father, you deadass roll around in a hobo sleeping bag, but yessir 😹 ," [Name] snickered, dashing away at sonic speed before she got her ass beat.

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"And that's why you should never play experimental hip hop in front of dyed hair hoes," [Name] concluded her intellectual thoughts. She and Tokoyami had just gotten down at the station of the city in which they were to patrol.

"I agree, [Name]. Some of the e-girl community represent the dark storm of shadows within the depths of hell, but they are cute. I learned that after having what is known as 'Discord sex' in my dark, middle school ages," Tokoyami said intellectually.

"Wait- you- Discord sex?" [Name] shed her innocent, angelic tears. "The emo bird has gotten more than me!"

"I wouldn't say that." Tokoyami muttered quietly. "Often souls who long for the comfort of love— aka discord sex— fail to see that it has been surrounding them this entire time. 'Revelry in the Dark' or whatever, lmfao."

"Damn, that sounded deep, too bad that shit didn't osmosis into my brain doe," [Name] snorted.

Love surrounded her? No way. Well, unless she counted the times when Bakugo caringly suffocated her with his tits all the time, counted the way Deku hyped her up and gave her the best hugs, counted how Kaminari oh so lovingly fortnite danced on her when he beat her in their video game marathons, and counted how Kirishima lent her his hoodie and support, and so on.

"Too bad I can't count 😂. ," [Name] stared at her fingers and groaned. "My brain hurts."

"Illiteracy is a very unfortunate thing to experience. Anyways, I think the Pro Heroes are over there," Tokoyami said, shielding his eyes. [Name] followed his gaze to see blinding light ahead reflected on the two figures of heroes standing against the sun.

[Name] widened her eyes as she took in both of their animal-like features, recognizing them from the news.

"..."

"Beastars moment." The girl whispered in awe.

"Hey! You two must be from UA!" A snowy-haired woman with gorgeous brown skin quite literally hopped towards the [h/c] haired girl, shining in all her muscular, badass glory.

"U-Umm ma'am, do you perhaps listen to 'Girl In Red?'" [Name]'s jaw dropped as her cheeks went slightly pink. "A-asking for a friend, of course."

"Haha, I'm flattered little bunny! But I'm waaaay too old for you!" She laughed, gently patting [Name] on the head. "I'm Rabbit Hero Mirko! And this is-"

"I can introduce myself, thank you." A smooth and amused voice reached [Name]'s ears. The speaker walked forwards until [Name] got a clear glimpse of his blonde, windswept hair and cocky smirk.

Despite the 'bad attitude and tough to work with' impression this man left on [Name], she couldn't help but feel like she was in the presence of a God, mainly due to the sight of the large, ethereal scarlet wings that protruded from his back.

"I'm Hawks, but I'm sure you've already heard of me. Nice to meet ya, kid." The man said. Despite being a bit on the shorter side, the dead look in his eyes was slightly intimidating to [Name]. "What's your name again?"

"I'm uhhhh mf... Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo DS." [Name] held her hand out and Hawks shook it with a lazy grip.

"We need your hero name, little bunny! In agencies, real names ain't gonna fly!" Mirko grinned as she casually flexed her muscles, her ruby eyes gleaming.

"Fine.." [Name] pouted. "I'm Soleilko."

Hawks's stern expression suddenly broke into a grin as he wrapped his arm around [Name]'s shoulder and began leading her down the street to a nearby Chickfila.

"Great! Now that we're all acquainted with each other, and also since hero work sucks, why don't we get some chicken nuggies-"

"Isn't that canibalism?" [Name] furrowed her eyebrows looking up to the young pro hero who almost had his chest pressed against her back. Tokoyami looked extremely uncomfortable as they stepped into what was basically a slaughter house for him.

"I hear the cries of my fallen brothers and sisters 😔 ," The boy shuddered.

"Hawks! No chicken nuggets. We're supposed to be patrolling!" Mirko scolded, slapping his hand off [Name] and whisper-yelling at the bird aggressively. "And no flirting with Eraserhead's kid! He's gonna kill us!"

"I'm not flirting." Hawks smirked slightly at [Name], stepping back. "Sorry baby bird, but you're a little too young for my taste..."

"Anybody in this damn ChicFilA got an aging quirk? Anybody?" [Name] announced, while everyone in the premises collectively thought 'whew chile this is getting a little too illegal, anyways- 😳'

In the next 5 minutes, Hawks had somehow acquired chicken nuggets and had bought some [f/f] for [Name]— but only because she simped very hard for it, and Hawks's credit card was loaded anyways— and the group was walking down the street along the usual patrol route.

"Keep your eyes out for anything unusual." Mirko stated, her crimson eyes scanning the area, while [Name] was excitedly showing the two interested bird boys her legendary Pokemon cards.

"Excuse me?" A kind, old lady approached the heroes.

"Yes ma'am! Can we help you?" Mirko saluted, as Hawks extended his wings suddenly, snickering to himself as they hit [Name] in the face and made her stumble backwards.

"My cat is stuck on a building ledge over there. Can you please help me get him down?"

The four walked down the street to where a couple of sleek apartments resided.

"I'm not getting it!" Mirko shuddered. "Cats scare me. They're evil, and... scratchy."

"Well I don't like cats either." Hawks argued, flicking a chicken nugget at Mirko's nose, smirking as her eyebrow twitched. "What if it claws up my wings?"

"You can easily fly up there!" Mirko glared at the blonde.

"Well, you can jump."

As the two bickered and Tokoyami awkwardly tried to reassure the civilian, [Name], like the dumbass she was, began to climb the building's fire escape ladder up to where the cat was, which was on the side of the building.

She grabbed the feline, quite experienced with Aizawa's cats— although rather than 'being taken care of' they were more so subject to her experimental torture— and turned around.

"Uh oh, I did a fucky wucky..." [Name] widened her eyes to see multiple fire escapes around the building. She blanked out, trying to figure out which one she had taken. Eventually, deciding she was wasting time, she settled on climbing down the one closest to her...

... And ended up at the back of the building.

"Jeez, this place is mustier than Shigaraki's non-deodorized pits! Whatever, I'll just walk around to the front- OUch hEy!"

The cat leaped out of [Name]'s hands with a panicked meow, scratching her hands in the process. As she bounded away, [Name] looked up and gasped quickly, as the figure of a girl scared the living shit out of her.

"I'm not even ngl, I peed my pants a little, 😔 ..." [Name] sighed.

The child simply stared at her with fear, and [Name] could probably guess that her ability to speak in snazzy 😎 emojis was not the reason why she looked so terrified.

"What's your name?" [Name] asked, her voice softening. She kneeled down to the child's level. The young girl hesitated for a couple seconds, her reddish eyes wavering slightly with uncertainty.

[Name] tiled her head slightly and reached out to her. The girl flinched, but relaxed as the older girl's soft [s/c] hand came into contact with her small, pale, hands.

"Are you lost? You're hurt." She asked. "Don't worry, I get lost a lot! It's nothing to be ashamed about. Let's get you home to your parents, okay?"

"N-No! My name i-is—"

"Eri..." An eerie voice drawled from behind her. "This is the second time you've run away from home this week..."

[Name] looked up to see a man with dark maroon-tinted hair, golden eyes, and pants that were way too short for his legs. The small girl pressed her body close to [Name]'s chest, and she could feel her shaking.

"Sir, is this your daughter?" [Name] asked.

"Yes, she is. She just tends to run away from home for petty reasons. Isn't that right, Eri?"

Eri gulped, visibly shaking as she gave no response.

"Damn, it seems like she hates you. Have you tried buying her Robux? That always works wonders."

"I'll write that shit down, thank you m'lady," Overhaul nodded, 'very well writing that shit down.'

As he was occupied, [Name] suddenly recognized the child's appearance, along with the shadiness of her supposed 'daddy'.

Shit... This must have been the kid that Mirko told me Nighteye's Agency saw the other day... That means this man is...

"Sir, I'm concerned about the environment this child is being raised in." [Name] suddenly said, letting go of Eri's shoulder and standing up.

"Oh, don't worry. I'm not abusive. That's cringe." Overhaul smiled politely. "Now come on, Eri. Don't bother these heroes..."

[Name] could tell that the last thing Eri wanted to do was return to her father. However, as Overhaul pretended like he was going to take off his glove, Eri peeled herself away from [Name] and ran back towards him.

"That's my little girl," Overhaul smiled underneath his mask. "Have a nice day!"

"I was right... That man is a certified dilf..." [Name] said with shock, watching as Overhaul suspensefully pedaled away on Eri's MLP purple pony princess tricycle.

"Bitches be like 'sir do you abuse your child?' bitch xie hue piao piao beifeungxiaoxiao😐 😾 🙄 😤 " He grumbled angrily as he left.

[Name] looked down at her hands, which should have been scratched up. However, for some reason, they were unscathed.

Suddenly, the [h/c] haired girl felt a fluttering beside her head. She turned to see a red feather in her line of sight, and quicker than lightning, it latched onto her hero costume and dragged her backwards as she screamed bloody murder.

"You vanished on us!" Mirko smiled with relief. "The three of us were so worried, little bunny-"

"Nah, I was chilling." Hawks shrugged.

"Wanna fight, chicken wing headass?" [Name] glared, sizing Hawks up, and then falling flat on her face as one of his feathers swept underneath her feet.

"Tough talk for a fella with a small cock," He snickered.

"Dudes who order boneless wings close the fridge with their hips," [Name] snorted.

"Yeah? And what of it? My hands are full and my ass is fat, you fucking wish you were me, cankles headass." Hawks huffed.

"Speaking of cankles, I need to report a patrol incident." [Name] said, her face serious, as she had already started to regret letting Eri go.

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hello lovelies ♥

Obviously this is optional so no pressure ^^ but I've seen tons of creators use this and I thought it'd be cool!

So I'm now taking oneshot commissions on Ko-Fi. They will be very cheap, about $1-7ish each, depending on the request. Info is on my Ko-Fi page. (only 10 slots free)

I'll do character x reader, character x oc, character x (insert your name), and character x character oneshots. (crack, angst, fluff, anything) they can even be continuations of your favorite lacuna scene, or just overall scenarios you would like to read about [Name] Aizawa ; )

Anime I will write for: BNHA, Haikyuu, Demon Slayer, Hanako-kun (anime only), Fruits Basket, Mystic Messenger, Danganronpa, and more : )

I have been writing for about 5 years now, and I've been wanting to open fanfic commissions for a while to compensate for my hours of work in some way and hopefully make someone happy. Of course, I'm not charging a lot at the moment because I also enjoy writing for you all! (It will also greatly help with the fact that because of my medical condition and the amount of time I spend studying and writing, I haven't been able to get a job this year 😔)

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