Me:

Hey cutie, wait- can I call you that?

Cutie pie:

Yeah sure! What's up, um...what do I call you again?

Me:

Oh yeah hehe you don't know who I am ;) uhh just call me crust

Cutie pie:

Crust? That sounds like my friend's username! Y/n...what a gal

Me:

WHA- what do u mean by what a gal

Cutie pie:

UHHH NOTHING

Me:

Oh okay 0 - 0 ?¿

Anyway I came to ask you some stuff so we can get to know each other better!

Cutie pie:

Oh ok!

Me:

So u mentioned u liked someone eh ;)

Cutie pie:

Yeahhh haha what about it *sweats* :')

Me:

What are they like? You can tell me stuff about your crush and well...I'll tell you stuff I like about you lmao

Cutie pie:

That's nice of you but are you sure you want to hear about that ? I mean it would really be a coincidence if you were my crush but I doubt that, u sure ur okay with me telling u ?

Me:

Wow that consideration of yours made me love you even more but yeah I'm fine with it tbh

Although if I'm not actually your crush , sis, I'm going to have a break down

Cutie pie:

Oh no please don't ;-; I don't want to make you sad! 💙

Me:

Me:

Too bad it's already happening I'm having a love attack-

Cutie pie:

Oh my gosh no um are you ok? Do I need to call someone im-

Me:

HASHAHHA noooo oml I'm fine💙 you're just so friccing cute

Cutie pie:

Cutie pie:

T-thank you? ✌😿

Anyway umm... about my crush

They're cute, kind, sweet and so so pretty uh it kind of makes my heart hurt though because they have this friend that they're always with and it makes me jealous and my heart just burns thinking about it but yeah

Me:

Holy crap they sound awesome but kinda rude considering they haven't noticed yet oof

Cutie pie:

No no! She's not rude at all I'm just scared she's going to like her friend and not me since they've been through everything together... And I've just barely gotten to know her :(

Me:

Aww! It's ok, hopefully she- wait, this girl, how do you know her?

Cutie pie:

Uh-um she's um...a friend of a friend? Well she's in my class but...

Me:

Aha! So she's in class 1-A?

Cutie pie:

How did you know? Are you in my class? :0

Me:

Me:

I mean the whole school practically knows what class you're in lol but- Anyway time to say what I think abt you!

Cutie pie:

B-but, okay ;-;

Me:

You're honestly my world, your smile is so cute and you make copying your homework so damn easy tbh,

Cutie pie:

Wait so you are in my class because you copy my homework!

:0

Me:

Yeah sorry about that but I'm failing math and yeah whoopsie i might be in your class but who knows maybe I'm just monoma sneaking in to catch a glimpse of 1-A's stupidity every once in a while

Cutie pie:

Wow that was harsh but very believable

Actually no, you said you're failing math and monoma is too smart for that

Me:

Did you just- insult me-

Cutie pie:

IM SORRY AAAA

Me:

Cutie pie:

Hehe, anyway please do continue what you were saying about me

Me:

Well I guess ever since I met you I realized just how amazing you really are, you're always there to help everyone when they're in trouble and you make sure even though you may not be okay that others are taken care of and that sort of reminds me of myself so I guess that's one of the reasons I fell for you

Cutie pie:

Me:

Thank u sm i love u too Izuku I'm going to cRy

Cutie pie:

I-I love u too anonymous crust 😿 I really wish u would tell me who u are :'(

Me:

You'll probably find out by someone else telling you tbh lol

Cutie pie:

Who?

Me:

That's for me to know and you to find out

Me: