Meanwhile at the Withershins Inn... Comedy Adventure
What happens when you mix one drunk fairy godmother with a multitude of blue cocktails, add a stubborn barmaid with a unique taste in adventures, and filter it all through a sarcastic narrator who can't seem to keep themselves out of the story? A delightfully snarky fairytale quest with more than one utterly dreadful pun.
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Chapter Selections
1. Chapter 1: A Tale of Two Taverns
2. Chapter 2: Robyn the Rich
3. Chapter 3: Dragon Slayer Extraordinaire
4. Chapter 4: Here Be Dragons
5. Chapter 5: Forest Frustrations
6. Chapter 6: A Multiplicity of Dwarves
7. Chapter 7: People in Glass Coffins
8. Chapter 8: The Flaxen Haired Maiden and the Three Omnivorous Apex Predators
9. Chapter 9: Cinnamon Spice
10. Chapter 10: The Ginger Breadmen
11. Chapter 11: Of Goats and Trolls
12. Chapter 12: Ol' Stilskyn
13. Chapter 13: Which Yaga
14. Chapter 14: A Witchy Deal
15. Chapter 15: Thomulos Tumb
16. Chapter 16: There's Ghomar Be a Jailbreak
17. Chapter 17: Of Ogres and Thieves
18. Chapter 18: The Tower Heist and the Flaxen Haired Maiden
19. Chapter 19: When a Knight Rides a Water Horse
Blood Imperium
It is the year 2234, and a deadly virus, FORTIS-33, is sweeping the globe. Millions die each passing day while scientists scramble to find a cure and governments impose harsher measures to prevent spread and dispose of bodies. Thane Ashford, a young actor who enjoys playing villanous roles, catches the virus and is taken to a quarrantine facility. On his deathbed, while he waits to be euthanized, he is visited by his brother Cade, who is a hardware engineer at Synaptic Entertainment. Cade tells of a top secret plan to rollout a new experimental technology that uploads minds to a virtual reality version of Earth, offering Thane a chance to be the first test subject. However, virtual Earth is still under development, and Thane will be uploaded to Eventide Online instead, where he must pretend to be an NPC World Elite as per non-disclosure agreements. He spawns as a level one Vampire in the barren wilderness dangerously close to a player-built town. A dark Litrpg with focus on town-building, resource production chains, and unit management.
8 150Soldier First
Soldier First will be shifting to a monthly update schedule while I work out some kinks in the plot. BRS Limited is looking for answers after the genius programmer behind a radical new biotechnology goes on the run with their intellectual property. After an awkward period of amnesia during a mission in Africa, Butcher is looking for answers of his own. So he reluctantly agrees to let the enigmatic company use him as a test subject while he tracks down the mind behind the technology. Butcher doesn't really understand this talk of "stats", "skills" and "classes", though, and the deeper her digs, the stranger things become. Because even as Butcher changes, he realizes that the world around him is also changing in ways that only he can see, but which could have terrifying consequences for the whole planet. This story is a work in progress and subject to frequent revisions.
8 120one more time ↬ pcy + bbh
❝ I'm in love with you, Baek. ❞
8 161The Order Of Machiavelli
"I swear to you, I won't stop until your legs are shaking, and the neighbors know my name..." Dominikov Machiavelli~~~~~ Meet VIVIENNE FITZMAN, multi billionaire"well, let me introduce myself. I'm the bitch you try as much as possible to never fuck with. I'm going to make you think that you're dying...feel like you're dying...even see that you're dying, meanwhile in real life, you could never have been more fucking alive""YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A FEDERAL JUDGE!" he screamed out"yes I am. but sometimes I act as jury and executioner too"Now, what happens when she makes a mistake? She fucked with the wrong man... Dominikov Machiavelli. the leader of the order of Machiavelli. An organization that made the Illuminati seem like child's play. A man that held the reigning strings over world leaders. This wasn't the mafia. No. this was the man you sent to exterminate the fucking mafia. No one outside the order had ever seen how he looked like and lived to tell about it. A shadow behind an organization that could grant you your innermost three wishes. for a price of course. oh, he wasn't a genie. He was the devil."I want to watch your control slip. watch you reach your breaking point and not be able to do anything about it. And when you eventually scream out all that tension fastly building up within you, knowing you've lost, I'm going to be right here, with my hands on the fucking trigger. My name the only thing on your thoughts before I send you off." Two people who are good at control. Except he's stronger. better. faster. And a lot more richer. A man who never thought he'd meet the girl worthy of him. He got a vixen who's every movement screamed sex on six inch heels!"This is toxic! we're going to be the death of each other. We both have the ability and capacity to burn, and we're going to burn each other to the ground""Good. let's fuck in the ashes then. I swear to you, I won't stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbours know my name "
8 161Give Me All Your Hopeless Hearts // Frerard
Frank didn't plan on befriending anyone at school and he especially had no intention of falling in love with Gerard Way. While Frank's new friendships make a memorable year, a tragic accident truly makes high school unforgettable.Frerard // My Chemical Romance, Tonight Alive, Set It Off, PVRIS, Panic! At The Disco, Paramore, Fall Out Boy // high school auHighest Rankings: #1 codycarson, #1 jennamcdougall, #10 mcrfanfic
8 88The Sun Blade
Cresana is training to become a Blade, a group of highly trained assassins who protect Ravka's Grisha on the battlefield, until she attracts the attention of a particular Grisha with a special plan for her unique talents.*Set in Leigh Bardugo's 'Shadow and Bone' universe with canon-divergence.
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