《Behind Closed Doors》What a Show!
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Naruko POV
It had been a solid 10 minutes of waiting when Sasuke calmly opened the door to the roof. He quickly sat down a little bit away from me on the steps.
A few minutes later I swear I heard the sound of an elephant on a rampage wtf.
I looked over to the door to see Sakura bust through that poor door.
"How in the? How did you manage to even. Your like 9 pounds and I swear this whole building just shook."
She looked at me with angered eyes. I raised my hands in a mock defense.
"It's because I'm a strong Kunoichi."
"Than you should be quiet." I deadpanned.
She just shut up and sat down after that.
Anyway, Kakashi went on about what was about to happen and Sakura interrupted him a few trillion times and blah blah.
Now he's telling us that only nine of us will become genin! Well I'll be damned if it isn't me. Even if I have a girl with worms for brains,and a dude with a stick shoved so far up his ass that his sense of humor fell out of his mouth.
Anywho. Now Kakashi is sitting on some tree a little while away watching us.
Lil' creepy.
"I recommend you people eat. I think having energy is better than throwing up, Y'know."
They just looked at me. Well Sakura glared at me.
"Shut up. It's not like you know anything, your just the stupid dead last."
'shut up kurama.'
I cut of my connection with the thousand year old piece of lint and continued my little chat with the team. Team chat. Yeeeeaaahhh. Hanging with the team. With the bro's. Just chillin 😎. Ehem.
"Yo yo listen I'm just trying to give you the goods. You know. That good good advice."
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"You sound like an absolute idiot." Sasuke gave me a blank look.
"rude."
"I gotta go Sasuke-kun~ see you tomorrow~."
I just gave Sasuke a peace sign as he walked away.
Time to head home.
"Maybe."
"Huh?"
"Fuzzball."
"WhAt? Oh sHiT!"
"Says you."
I ran home to avoid the gazes of the villagers. Hopefully none of the ones who hurt me were out.
Once I made it inside I made myself some ramen and played Uno with Kurama in my head. I went to bed after that because I was flipping tired. Kurama also said that he would make me sick if I swore to much so I've put a censor on my inappropriate behavior and words. I totally will not say anything bad or rude anymore.
Time to sleep!
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