《Behind Closed Doors》What a Show!
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Naruko POV
It had been a solid 10 minutes of waiting when Sasuke calmly opened the door to the roof. He quickly sat down a little bit away from me on the steps.
A few minutes later I swear I heard the sound of an elephant on a rampage wtf.
I looked over to the door to see Sakura bust through that poor door.
"How in the? How did you manage to even. Your like 9 pounds and I swear this whole building just shook."
She looked at me with angered eyes. I raised my hands in a mock defense.
"It's because I'm a strong Kunoichi."
"Than you should be quiet." I deadpanned.
She just shut up and sat down after that.
Anyway, Kakashi went on about what was about to happen and Sakura interrupted him a few trillion times and blah blah.
Now he's telling us that only nine of us will become genin! Well I'll be damned if it isn't me. Even if I have a girl with worms for brains,and a dude with a stick shoved so far up his ass that his sense of humor fell out of his mouth.
Anywho. Now Kakashi is sitting on some tree a little while away watching us.
Lil' creepy.
"I recommend you people eat. I think having energy is better than throwing up, Y'know."
They just looked at me. Well Sakura glared at me.
"Shut up. It's not like you know anything, your just the stupid dead last."
'shut up kurama.'
I cut of my connection with the thousand year old piece of lint and continued my little chat with the team. Team chat. Yeeeeaaahhh. Hanging with the team. With the bro's. Just chillin 😎. Ehem.
"Yo yo listen I'm just trying to give you the goods. You know. That good good advice."
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"You sound like an absolute idiot." Sasuke gave me a blank look.
"rude."
"I gotta go Sasuke-kun~ see you tomorrow~."
I just gave Sasuke a peace sign as he walked away.
Time to head home.
"Maybe."
"Huh?"
"Fuzzball."
"WhAt? Oh sHiT!"
"Says you."
I ran home to avoid the gazes of the villagers. Hopefully none of the ones who hurt me were out.
Once I made it inside I made myself some ramen and played Uno with Kurama in my head. I went to bed after that because I was flipping tired. Kurama also said that he would make me sick if I swore to much so I've put a censor on my inappropriate behavior and words. I totally will not say anything bad or rude anymore.
Time to sleep!
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Dear Spellbook (Link to rewrite in blurb)
A rewrite of this story has been posted here: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/49881/dear-spellbook-a-fantasy-time-loop-rewrite Live. Study. Repeat. Tal is a sorcerer in a world where they are killed on sight, traveling with a man charged with carrying out the task. Every night Tal must pretend to study his spellbook to maintain his disguise as a Wizard’s Apprentice. If his disguise slips and his charade is uncovered, it will be his death. Seeking answers to mysteries that arose after his parent’s murder, Tal must accept any allies, no matter the risks, to uncover his family’s secret. But when he wakes up one morning to find himself trapped repeating the same day, he has to overcome his challenges all on his own. This story is an adaptation of a D&D campaign I ran but never was able to complete. I tried to capture the feel of a table-top RPG session —tropes and humor— without relying on the mechanics. This is not a litRPG or gamelit story and no D&D mechanics or system appear in the game. It follows one member of an adventuring party as he deals with the problems with that arise from being an adventurer. Namely, getting roped into adventures. The story has a time loop element, but will eventually move past that. This story explores the magic systems, the history, and the lore of the world through the lens of Tal's entries in his Spellbook and interludes from other written works in the world. New entries on Mondays Credit to JackOfHearts for the cover.
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Just a bunch of one shots, my submissions for Jondami week 2019 based on the prompts per day.I also forgot who the art belongs to, if you know or are the artist please tell me so I can give credit.
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