《Behind Closed Doors》Are You Kidding Me!
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Naruko POV
I just walked into the academy and took my seat. I was all alone in the room because of how early I showed up. I sat in the back, usually it was Shikamaru and Choji who sat next to me, but I've never spoken a word to them, they've never tried to talk to me, and honestly I don't really mind.
Everyone started to pile in and Iruka-sensei finally entered. He started giving off some speech, and then announced teams!
"Alright here are your teams!
Team 1 ..........,
Team 2 ..........,
Team 3 ..........,
Team 4 ..........,
Team 5 ..........,
Team 6 ...........,
Team 7 Naruko Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, and Sakura Haruno."
I was completely paralyzed. I got the worse team ever. Why did this world hate me so much?
I honestly wanted to cry, what the hell man, if we even get a shit sensei I will go on strike.
He announced the rest of the teams (they are all the same) and dismissed us for lunch, saying that after lunch we need to wait for our senseis.
I felt someone looking at me from the corner of the room. That damn Jiji, and his stupid orb thingy. I looked to the corner of the room and glared at it.
I then did the anbu sign language so he could "hear" me in a way.
"Did you pick teams, if so be ready. Kiss your precious book goodbye."
I winked at the wall, and I knew he understood.
Third Hokage POV
Oh no.
"Lord Third who was that?"
One of the Jōnin asked. It was Kurenai.
I sighed.
"That's none other than Naruko Uzumaki, a great girl with some anger issues. I believe she is on your team Kakashi, I'd keep an eye on your book if I were you."
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Kakashi looked at me and from what I could tell rose his eyebrow.
Then the senseis went off on their way.
Naruko POV
Where is this so called Jōnin? I'm getting sick and tired of this petty princess whining.
"When is he going to get here Sasuke-kun~."
He just ignored her.
I glared at her.
"Sasuke we should get a new teammate, the dead last is going to drag us down. She's never even spoken a word during school. Her voice is probably so disgusting."
I snorted in my mind. I liked to think my voice is quite, angelic.
Kurama laughed.
'Awwww! Thanks Kyu-Chan!'
He just hmphed and I giggled.
Both people in the room looked at me.
The pink banshee decided to voice her thoughts.
"What are you laughing at you mute freak."
My eyes widened, that was a little rude.
"You should watch your mouth Sakura, it could be your downfall. Not that your not already a screw up of a ninja."
Sasuke's eyes widened, and Sakura looked like someone just kicked her puppy.
"Your so mean! Sasuke-Kun, isn't she mean~"
He regained his composure and ignored her.
The door finally opened and revealed.... a man with gravity defying hair and a mask. Alright I guess, let's hope he didn't just look cool.
"My first impression of you guys is.......your a bunch of idiots. Meet me at the roof."
"What do you mean, we haven't even spoken once."
He gave me a look and then just shunshined, and I ran out of the room so I could shunshin without them seeing.
After I got up to the roof I looked at the masked man and decided, yeah time to pull out my skills and annoy the shit out of him.
He was just staring at a book, I honestly would have doubted he knew I was here if he wasn't supposed to be a Jōnin.
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"Wait a minute isn't that book like, kinky?"
His showing eye twitched and he looked up at me slowly.
"Why do you know anything about this book? "
"Dude didn't you know? The store on the same street as that fancy weapon shop gets like crazy customers. Y'know how easy it is to stea- borrow something when the only people working there have both feet in the grave and are preoccupied by selling middle aged people alcohol."
He gave me a suspicious look.
"It's hella easy." I answered for him.
He sighed and closed his book for a minute.
"Just sit down and wait will you? Tell your robbery stories to your friends."
"Friends? Pfft- HAHAH! Good one man, lemme go talk to the sun while I'm at it."
I tried pestering him more but he just ignored me, y'know what f him. I am gonna talk to the sun.
Looking up to the sky I made eye-contact with the bright glowing orb- ow my fucking eyes!
I heard some movement and looked over to see the "Jōnin" hiding his face in his book. He was definitely laughing at me.
"Hey!"
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